#76857 (607)
<Noobe> Look at me. I'm topdeck. I use retarded internet lingo.
<Yawgatog> Noobe: Your nick is NOOBE.
<Noobe> Dude, Noobe is my real life name.
<Yawgatog> lol noobe
#76862 (320)
<LemmingAFK> I wasn't bothered by people calling me Lemming in real life, until girls started yelling it during sex.
#76866 (358)
<therion23> there was this documentary on sadomasochism on TV here once
<|H20|> whats that?
<therion23> this girl took the cardboard from a toilet roll and put sandpaper on the inside and tied up a guy and jacked him off with it.
<faust_> Denmark has all the cool tv shows.
#76868 (200)
<Lemming> I can't believe I just said "darn".
<jimx> Lemming - all you need now is a "gosh".
<Lemming> Yeah, that'd be neat.
<Lemming> I mean, golly!
#76869 (36)
<ITnovice> Just out of curiosity any chicks want to come over and have a wild one night stand with me?
#76871 (629)
LrdKittoa: just ate at taco bell.
Nitefallzz: i hope you get some kind of mexican disease and die
LrdKittoa: taco bell isn't mexican food.
LrdKittoa: calling taco bell mexican food is like calling micheal jackson black.  It's sort of true, but... no, not really.
#76881 (110)
« BmxMovieM » does anyone know where i can get the macintosh os...but for pc?
#76887 (886)
<Antioch> My penis is annoying.
<Antioch> "Ugh."
<Mitch> Howso?
<Antioch> "Morning sir! How are you today sir?"
<Antioch> "Shut up."
<Antioch> "I've got your coffee, sir."
<Antioch> "Shut up, I said."
<Antioch> "Slept well, sir?"
<Antioch> "Can you just stop standing up like that?"
<Antioch> "Can't, sir. I'm too happy, sir."
<Antioch> "Damn you!"
#76891 (286)
<BongOP> if there's anything more bizarre than fucking a blow up doll, it's having 'group sex' with a bunch of blow up dolls.
#76894 (1523)
<DoctorRiff> well anyway, this drill sarge gets everyone lined up, and starts yelling at all the recruits, like how they do
<DoctorRiff> and he was over to the left of the line, when someone way off in the right yells "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
<DoctorRiff> and the drill sarge yells "WHO SAID THAT?!" and goes over and starts yelling at the right of the line
<DoctorRiff> then someone at the left of the line says "PATRICK HENRY YOU FOOL!"
<DoctorRiff> according to my dad's friend, it was worth all the extra jogging and military-type training they had to do
#76895 (178)
<AndrewLB> So what if they are lesbians?
<AndrewLB> WOOHOO! TWO GIRLS MAKING OUT! THEIR MUSIC MUST BE AWSOME
<JtotheB> :D
<JtotheB> Oddly enough, that's my exact reasoning.
<AndrewLB> Ya know, if you want lesbian pornography, you could always ask
<AndrewLB> SOMEONE ELSE
<AndrewLB> >_>
<AndrewLB> <_<
#76898 (706)
< ihatestan > well obviously there is nothing to do so i'm going to see if sperm is flamable
#76899 (170)
<iconc1ast> my rhymes are fatter than the average irc girl
#76905 (165)
<jjwalker> he was right, our mom is a weirdo...I went to go play laser tag, and I didn't tell her where I was going...and when I walked in just now she fucking assaulted my ass...with fists
<jjwalker> then she threw a book at me 0_o
<_seb_> damn man she anally fisted you?
<_seb_> that sucks
<_seb_> must have hurt
#76909 (699)
<Gwindor> how do you save a log?
<Rimbaud> don't flush
#76927 (183)
<Drown> think about linux and you won't prematurely ejaculate
#76932 (142)
<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> god damnit this porn i dled has a dude in it
<Yeti[B-A]> porns normally do
<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> the only dick i wana see while i watch porn is mine
#76933 (91)
<dewwop> maybe i should masturbate more?
<Sir_Frag> with 60 grit sandpaper even
<Sir_Frag> for extra pleasure
<skold> haha 60 grit
<skold> talk about tearin some shit up
<skold> your cock would be a mangled piece of dangling penis flesh
<dewwop> ill just use steel wool
<Annieland> ooh i love steel wool
#76935 (959)
<DavidRei> Life is like an analogy.
#76936 (378)
<Beige> It's one o'clock.
<Beige> Do you know where your children are?
<Apollyon> In my testes.
#76938 (729)
<Anatole> Drug money supports terrorism. Oil money supports terrorism. Tax money supports terrorism.
<Anatole> I just cut out the middlemen and write a check each week for ten dollars, made out to "TERRORISM."
<Ein> sweet
<Ein> where do I mail my check?
<Anatole> Wherever. The terrorists will find it.
#76939 (694)
<himitsu> Can anyone think of a science experiment i can do at home?
<himitsu> I have this assignment i have to do for year 10 science and i need to carry out an investigation.
<himitsu> Just give me a question i can find out,like do different brands of liquid paper dry faster and does brown ice cream melt faster than white.
<BastardKnight> Oh. Oh! Do an analysis of what happens when you mix a base and an acid as opposed to what happens you play bass and do acid. It'll be a smash hit.
#76943 (709)
<Spike> I want to write an OS that gives error messages in laymen's terms
<Spike> "Your computer is fuckin broke yo. Reset this shit"
#76944 (488)
<bos> how many 1/8 cups are in 1 cup
<infox> 8?
<bos> ;[ thats what i thought but i wasnt sure
#76945 (873)
March 4 2003 02:15AM:
<Miro-kun> HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
<Miro-kun> damn lag.