#75980 (300)
<brislane> apparently porn is degrading to women, and leads to a violent atmosphere
<akawaka> when its switched off
#75983 (143)
< Duckman > i had 12 hours sex the other nite
< Duckman > i was jerking off n fell asleep
< Duckman > so i was still had it in my hand
< Duckman > for 12 hours
#75988 (186)
<PuffinFreshWog> when people call me fat, i grab my man boobs and jiggle then around a bit
#75992 (407)
<grendel> whoah leasbian schoolgirl porn
<grendel> oh wait tatu video...
#75993 (108)
* Dark is listening to his roommate play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
<Durandal> Dark : Isn't there a bonus level where you can rape Mike Tyson's wife?
#75994 (70)
[Animosity]: anyone got any bubble wrap they can dcc me >?
#75995 (136)
<geekster> ssh on 56k is about as fun as a frontal labotomy with a chainsaw
<geekster> and don't even thing about downloading anything, then it's like castration with the same chainsaw, after the labotomy
#75998 (365)
*** Quits: phrenic (Erection reset by beer)
#76003 (190)
<edgeh> think i crapped myself
<edgeh> no wait, i went for a crap
<edgeh> damn my memory sucks
#76004 (446)
<jabowah> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression.
#76005 (224)
<AOG> http://Jake.youaremyfriend.com
<Jake> http://Who.Thehellareyou.com ?
#76012 (148)
<SkeleFoDoh> this bot sucks ass
<tony|werk> i wish it did
#76013 (334)
< []ikkebra[]werk> my brother uses Musicmatch Jukebox to play MP3s
< []ikkebra[]werk> we don't talk anymore
< []ikkebra[]werk> I think he just got married awhile ago
#76017 (-61)
<Flippy_D> angst ^_^
#76020 (115)
<@madCoder> i need to decide .. do i curl up and go to sleep and waste the rest of the day, or do i go to my 2pm class? :|
<@Hatcher> what class
<@madCoder> calculus problem section
<@madCoder> i took calc in high school, got one of the highest grades on the exam last week :| do I really have to go? D:
<@madCoder> its not even the real class
<@madCoder> some grad student does a bunch of problems on the chalk board
<@madCoder> if you let me keep talking, i'll convince myself that school sucks and hibernate till after spring break
<@madCoder> ok then, that's settled
* madCoder is away: sleeping, be back in a few weeks
* madCoder is now known as madCoderhibarnating
#76027 (-172)
<cornflake> holy shit
<cornflake> i just found out my best friend is planning to kill himself
<cornflake> fuck this im out guys i will be back later
#76034 (115)
<Sean> ahh yes, things like that interest me. putting things in awkward places
#76043 (225)
Rangsk: anti-grav units would put a new spin on weight-loss programs
Suicidal Insanit: but not mass loss :P
Rangsk: people don't care about that :P
#76044 (197)
<Sean> i'm addicted to just feeling my iPod, holding it and twiddling the buttons
<Mike> omfg
<Sean> such a neat little thing
<Mike> You know you're a nerd when you have a fetish for your mp3 player
#76045 (233)
<sexygurlah> well ya he's kinda nice n everything..
<mAdmAn6> i guess its ok with you
<sexygurlah> we had sex together already, it was pretty great, actually
<mAdmAn6> oohh.. thats fast
<ohlyo> erm, now i wanna get laid.
<sexygurlah> one thing annoys me - my balls slap so hard when i'm having sex with him
<ohlyo> o_O
<mAdmAn6> ugh. you still wanna get laid?
#76047 (294)
<@Neurowave> YOU!
<@Neurowave> DOWNLOAD!
<@Neurowave> ALL!
<@Neurowave> SONGS
<@Neurowave> THEN
<@Neurowave> LISTEN
<@Neurowave> NOW
<spacer> ALL YOUR CAPS ARE BELONG TO US!
<sEnDarK> that sentence is not gramatically correct, its "all your caps belong to us"
#76049 (282)
<Castle> To drive a cab in NYC, you have to get at least a B in Crazy Taxi
#76052 (394)
(]Joey[> how wsas the party?
(avarrin-> [oe
(avarrin-> pine
(avarrin-> JO9WWkn
(avarrin-> pinw
*** avarrin- has quit IRC (My damn controlling terminal disappeared!)
(]Joey[> damn, must have been good
#76053 (175)
<Castle> Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
<Bizarre> Because she was deaf and blind?
<Castle> No, she was a woman.
#76064 (-17)
<Zero-G> i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up though
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> made out with her bf?
<Zero-G> no
<Zero-G> made out with her
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> boyfriend..
<Zero-G> ok, its all a lie
<Zero-G> i made out with you Jesus^Freak|Clanless
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yep
<Zero-G> you were great
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> haha
<Zero-G> can i have another go?
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> nope
<Zero-G> please?
<Zero-G> you dont have to pay me this time!
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> how can you have another go if it never happened?
<Zero-G> are you in denial now!?
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> no, denial is a river in egypt
<Zero-G> no, thats the nile
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yes thats what i said