#76067 (-60)
<dragonsun> oh i hope we have a school day tommorrow
<dragonsun> i mean no school
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<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White loses every single one of its 96 fans.
#76142 (-68)
<smartaleq>  whats the difference between a pizza and black guy
<smartaleq>  -- a pizza can feed a family of four!
#76151 (4)
-!- xINSANEx [ludacris@ilmtps27.shawneelink.net] has joined #php
< xINSANEx> Can someone please go to my website and test the counter?
< xINSANEx> i need to make sure its working properly.. i just fixed the php code
< Inominate> xINSANEx: No i cant
< Inominate> I'd like to but am unable to
< horros> Inominate: me neither.
< horros> i really have the urge to check out your counter, xINSANEx, but i'm not able to.
< xINSANEx> heh.. oh well no biggy
< Inominate> lol
< xINSANEx> i hate to bother fuckos like you
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< horros> hahahaha
< Inominate> hahahahahahahah
< Inominate> ROFL
#76154 (284)
<Kitsa> I didn't know wtf he was talking about.
<Kitsa> and why drunk ppl always think they have so much insight
<Kitsa> OMG TRAIN POODLES TO RESCUE MINERS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!?!?!?!?
<Kitsa> I MUST GET ON IRC AND TELL EVERYONE
<Kitsa> WITH FREQUENT UPDATES ON HOW DRUNK I AM
#76179 (78)
<Keebs> all mighty keebs is left with no computer other than his FreeBSD machine.
<Parak> almighty?
<Keebs> Until I can get some new ram.
<Keebs> All righty
<Keebs> sorry
<Delver> bummer
<Delver> what happened? sneakers again?
<Delver> burn bios too many times?
<Keebs> Heh, no...the RAM is shot.
<Keebs> God I'm speaking as if my computer was a car with an transmission problem.
#76192 (41)
<St1s> im in the middle of setting up te page
<St1s> but it takes time coz when i get stoned i just look for hours
<St1s> and then change the font for example...then look again
<spanges> then completely lose focus
<St1s> yeah
<St1s> or change everything
<St1s> like wtf, this sux!
#76194 (144)
<|ReBeL|> notice how fake rip off sellers always have a nic that has something to do with what they are trying to "sell"?
* Resident0 is now known as HotBooty
<HotBooty> i dont know what you mean...
#76196 (237)
<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies
<njeue> fuck, wrong window
#76204 (212)
<fragglet> ralphis = fat
<Ralphis> i am not!
<darknation> small objects are orbiting you
<darknation> planet ralphis
<darknation> the Gas Giant
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Phynix: eddy:  You are being attacked by the Iraqian Information Warriors.  Be prepared, your computer will soon be integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl of rice and a small loaf of bread.
Phynix: Compliments of Saddam.
eddy: mmm bread
#76232 (386)
<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the U.S. so much
#76236 (302)
<tsingtao> i got a test back today
<tsingtao> i got 100%
<IgWannA> was it for HIV?
#76250 (235)
<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies
<hansblix> after the war
<hansblix> hey
<hansblix> can i take that last comment back
<hansblix> i think it was kinda weird
<hero> a little
* tghost changes topic to '<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies'
<hansblix> damn
#76251 (218)
<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew chunks
<Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?
#76279 (30)
<griffin>: MSN when maxsimized makes you depressed...
#76280 (311)
<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so fucked
#76288 (498)
<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but during sex???
<Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head?
<MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...
#76304 (1221)
<Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering is
<Volt|sleep> im in a lab today
<Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something
<Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated
<Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!"
<Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?"
<Volt|sleep> and the first guy says
<Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring it on"
#76306 (92)
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle finger
<Elfie> 16 cm
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm
<Nil|breakfast> 17.4
<Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...
#76307 (81)
<Amanda> MANY MEN
<Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME
<Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent.
<Guilty> You're both into clubbing
<Amanda> baby seals
#76308 (242)
<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends :P
<Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P
<MegamanX2K> your hand?
#76310 (28)
<em|t> Any one have the brain? I am looking to add it into my collection...
#76320 (713)
AlexKN3: i'll be a laughting stuck
AlexKN3: stick
Davey: STOCK YOU IDIOT
#76325 (293)
[4am]
<@Cheez> someone put me to bed
<@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ!
<@[Smaug]> NOW!
<@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house!
<@[Smaug]> or apartment
<@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in
<@Cheez> "channel"