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#75834 (143)

<entheh> oh noes
<entheh> my xmms has frozen
<entheh> DIE XMMS! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
<entheh> err oh, it did

#75836 (107)

(WAREZmunkeY) omg some1 has pushed a condom through our letterbox
(datafreak) lol
(datafreak) used? :P
(WAREZmunkeY) i dunno
(WAREZmunkeY) i havent been to look that close at it
(Noodle[AFK]) well presumably it's unpackaged
(WAREZmunkeY) it is
(james) lmao

#75837 (370)

#75838 (323)

<Grim> I have figured out a way to cut email spam in half
<Grim> Instead of "Make your penis larger" and "Lose 20 pounds", we can just have "Redistribute your weight".
<Grim> :p

#75843 (35)

<friisi> but...you see...i wanna make a homepage, and a person told me that frontpage is a good beginner-program. Now...i am looking for a program i can make graphic with, fx. Microsoft Photoshop...but i dont wanna Microsoft Photoshop...i want another (free) program...

#75845 (142)

<Balamutas> games suck :P
<Dr.Evil> and swallow
<Dr.Evil> :P
<NoXeR> i wish i have this game

#75848 (140)

#75891 (175)

negativecreep973: you know that feeling you get when your licking some randoms persons nuts and you stop to think "wow, theres balls in my mouth and there are starving children in africa"?

#75902 (149)

<Zug_REAL_ULTIMATE_MM> Just about anything flicks his switch. However, it's not wired up to anything.

#75905 (196)

<[Basil]Ruger> Flashing backgrounds make eplileptic Jesus cry

#75927 (37)

<RJO> a pipe, as armed as a candian gets, just ask the army

#75937 (106)

<ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed shaving

#75938 (168)

<omgbruce> i learn in school today that "sup" is really "what is up " shorten

#75939 (448)

<alpha[nB]> Lets have mirc war!
* alpha[nB] was kicked by de|Legacy`away (i win)

#75941 (325)

Shark: there was one kinda funny bit in unreal2
Shark: i was waiting around in this defence bit.. and i was pickin my nose
Shark: and suddenly one of my guys yells BOGIES!! BOGIES!!!
Shark: i was like haha omg? ..oh he means incomming enemy :|

#75942 (198)

<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.

#75946 (255)

* Topic is '<Bush> Dude! Wheres My War?'

#75949 (388)

visualwealth: you know whats funny?
visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now
visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before
visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues
onkeybutt87: haha
onkeybutt87: seriously...
onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration camp

#75950 (201)

<JDAcura> i need to take a crapola
<JDAcura> brb!!!!!!!!
<xwred1> i just took one on your mom's chest about an hour ago
<^9ine> i downloaded the video aobut 30 minutes ago

#75954 (423)

<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
<ModIWD> to uh
<ModIWD> be selling cookies

#75956 (122)

<artfag> stfu n00b
<artfag> rtfm
<Cap'n_Andy> rtfm?
<Cap'n_Andy> are you just throwing out every random acronym you know?
<Cap'n_Andy> come on, make a zero wing reference and be done with it
<Cap'n_Andy> say it or I will
<Cap'n_Andy> all your base are belong to us!
<Cap'n_Andy> ha! warned you

#75962 (392)

(Fus|on) Well did any1's grandfather die today????
(Fus|on) cause mine did
(Fus|on) :(
(Patrol) thats off topic

#75963 (512)

<Mike_Works> Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;
<ZS> there goes the neighborhood

#75966 (63)

<dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in me.
<dbnmale20> John lennon ;)
<k-lee> ok fair enough
<k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/

#75975 (131)

<SaMmYJ> y u got 5 pc's for
<My`Albanian`Ass> something to do
<SaMmYJ> u sound like u got no freinds
<My`Albanian`Ass> nah, friends come over
<My`Albanian`Ass> and have a pc to themselves