#75711 (211)
Mike G4 007: return [[HotChick alloc] initWithCupSize:C];
dorkremi: :-|
dorkremi: if ([girl wantSex] != YES) [self setLocation:JAIL];
Mike G4 007: undefied reference: JAIL
dorkremi: typedef enum { HOME, JAIL, UP_YOUR_ASS } places;
dorkremi: There.
#75719 (351)
* Phht frowns. Why the fuck did GTA3 get game of the year? -_-
<Corvus> Because it "broke the rules".
<Corvus> You got to be naughty.
<CGold> So what's going to be game of the year next year?
<CGold> "Michael Jackson's Pro Pedophelia 2003"?
<Corvus> Oh yeah.
<Corvus> Make sure you have Vibration turned On when you play it.
#75720 (574)
<KANG> you know you're bored when you boot up ad-aware 5.8 and 6.0 and watch them race
#75725 (259)
<JonM> I had dyslexia as a child, I wrote about it in my dairy...
#75731 (170)
<Hoplite^^> no, she is the daughter of my secretary
<Hoplite^^> she is 18
<saiyane> oh my
<saiyane> rather risque
<Hoplite^^> in what way?
<saiyane> well I take it your secretary doesnt know
#75735 (84)
<Flirbnic> I want my foreskin back :(
<Jim`> I don't have any extra to give you, Flirb, or I would.
<Jim`> People who choose to be circumsized later in life should donate their foreskins to be grafted on to poor penises like yours. Wouldn't it be cool if they grafted a black guy's on?
#75736 (351)
<|2SX||atWork|> i think i only have jvm installed :)
<Cavey> Can you run java jars?
<|2SX||atWork|> .jar files are just zip files
<Cavey> Essentially, yes
<|2SX||atWork|> its not broken, just all the channels talking comes up in one window, and i forget which channel ive set to type in, so i see u talking and just reply to the wrong chan
<Cavey> Hehe
<|2SX||atWork|> sorry wrong chan
<Cavey> I guessed
<|2SX||atWork|> i cant believe i explained why i was typing in the wrong chan into the wrong chan.. i hate this client
<Cavey> ROFL
#75747 (-28)
( Keebs ) Sheri has a secret she needs to tell me.
( Keebs ) :|
( +[steev] ) shes prego
( Keebs ) [steev]: lol.... she's already got a kid.
( +[steev] ) shes prego again
( Keebs ) Nah.
( +[steev] ) she found someone else
( Keebs ) We never dated.
( +[steev] ) o wait, i know the secret
( +[steev] ) you are the father!
( Keebs ) We never fucked.
( +[steev] ) that you remember
( Keebs ) That I know of.
( Cosmok ) that would make a good bash
( Keebs ) Oh shit
#75754 (216)
<abel> !8ball Did I just fart?
<ChanServ> abel: It is decidedly so.
<abel> HAHAH HE KNOWS ALL
#75766 (69)
-[AfZ]b-man- what do u say in america when u stroke the dick so it comes cum?
#75769 (298)
<Allio> i was pulling out my rca cable from my tv
<Allio> and i accidentally whipped myself in the nuts
#75778 (491)
<comiclover333> oh man today in english we were talking about wld std stuff and my english teacher said that all americans thought we were invincible and then 9/11 happened and now we know were not invincible or something and she said now people are scared and stuff, i dont really know, but then i quoted some rapper and said bullets to our nuts only make our balls fatter
<comiclover333> u know i had never met our assistant principal until today
#75781 (300)
* Volt9000 gazes through binoculars at DopefishJustin "And here we have the nerd, in his natural habitat, the Star Trek convention. Notice his pale skin and thick glasses, typical of the species nerdius nevergonnagetlaidius."
#75782 (513)
<Gandalf> I think I'm a tad fucked up
<Gandalf> had a wet dream last night that may have involved computer hardware... :/
<Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah
<Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah
<Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah
<Gandalf> not funny dude
<Gandalf> if this is going up I will kill you
#75787 (119)
<Blood_Luster> I hope I get a life like that
<Blood_Luster> stealing money... hackin'... boning that chick from friends
<Blood_Luster> good times
#75792 (129)
<puttputt> Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water, onions, garlic
* Robzy has no idea...
<puttputt> neither do I.. but it might be alright.. oh, I got veggies too so I'll throw them in as well.
<orlock> sounds fine to me
<orlock> actually, that sounds damn nice
<orlock> i'm hungry now
<orlock> asshole
#75793 (312)
<+DrPoole> my muscles are huge since i became a gym fag
* thom cannot make that statement any funnier, so he keeps his mouth shut for a change. :)
#75794 (434)
<McMoo> i almost done froze on my way to school on monday
<Durandal_> hehe
<Durandal_> luckily i have an extra layer of winter insulation built onto my midsection
<timmo> fatass
<Badtz> fatty
<Dekkon> fattie
<Livewireo> Goddamn fatty
* Durandal_ can feel the love in this channel.
<Dekkon> it runs deep
#75796 (450)
* a17geL637 huggles anthony
* Ariyn rubs anthony's face in his manboobs
<Anthony> YAAAAAAAY! and NOOOOOOOOO! respectivelyyyyyyyy!!!
#75802 (421)
<Volt9000> Grog is where it's at
<AL9000> Yar!
<Volt9000> Do you mock me?
<AL9000> No, I'm agreeing with you
<Volt9000> LIAR! You mock me with your pirate attitude!
<Volt9000> I'll make you WALK TEH PLAKN!!!!11
<AL9000> ONLY IF I GET TO SWAB YUOR POOP DECKS!!!1
* AL9000 yanks off Volt's pants
<AL9000> YAARRR! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!
#75820 (494)
*** Darth_Jon was kicked by wombat (oh no, you've gone back in time to when the channel didn't have you in it)
#75825 (85)
<b00st> the average american pussy takes half a mile of dick every year
<CaSti||o> damn negroes
<CaSti||o> thatslike 5 of them
#75828 (334)
* Cyst slaps Aranarth.
* Cyst runs away.
* Aranarth wonders what the hell.
<Aranarth> ..
<Aranarth> missed two periods :p
<Cirith> you're probably pregnant
<Aranarth> Cyst impregnated me with a slap?
<Cirith> well, you did miss two periods
<Aranarth> No, they were just late
#75831 (101)
<Leaf> why do rnb artists alays have names like man whores
#75832 (1091)
<+nexx> im thinking of quitting university to spend my life reading every quote on bash.org, quote this on bash so when im 30 ill read this and remember where my life went wrong.