#74708 (252)
nih: I've had it with young girls.. often emotionally underdeveloped, insecure and terrible in bed
nih: feel free to prove me wrong ;)
Ruth: lol
Ruth: nah, i agree with you
Ruth: young girls are terrible in bed
nih: they get better once they hit puberty
#74710 (354)
<novaflare> why not use windows me
<Maralia> nova
<novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os hehehe
<Maralia> I was about to say
<Maralia> me < all
<novaflare> windows me owns
<novaflare> till your first crash
<novaflare> then its nothing but crashes
<Phirefly> me = gay
<Maralia> ...
#74719 (397)
<Isengard> arkenstone: if i (one day) have to get a pacemaker, i'm gonna insist on a serial interface for it ;)
<Isengard> jack meself in at night, check the stats.
<arkenstone> Isengard: my uncle had a ps2 port looking thing in his side
<Isengard> or usb, that way i could recharge ;)
<golgy> run snmp traps
<galahad> golgy: laugh
<golgy> "Warning: Heart not beating"
<galahad> yeah, it would be amusing
<galahad> the coroner could just grep syslog for "fuxor" to determine time of death..
#74727 (344)
<Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works :)
<Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work?
<Autocracy> because it's me...
<Autocracy> that's usually the case...
<Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me...
* Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next meeting, to be less obvious.
<Autocracy> eh?
<Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^
<Autocracy> heh
<Autocracy> haha
<Autocracy> lmao
* Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.
#74728 (261)
<Tranok>  SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO
<Darkard>  Kill yourself?
<Darkard>  Always a good idea.
<Tranok>  and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but who are you?
#74741 (790)
*** hohum (corbe@snoop.burghcom.com) has joined channel #iraq
<hohum> how are you gentlemen?
<hohum> all your base are belong to US
#74749 (233)
< st2> I'm sure if you're posting naked pictures of yourself, there will be a lot of people around to help you.
* drusillia glares at st2
* st2 pulls out the anti-glare screen.
#74785 (167)
<ats> duncan: you brain needs a sleep.. interrupts turned off
<duncan> ats: I have three non-maskable interrupts...
<ats> duncan: wife and two kids?
<duncan> ats: my wife is maskable
<ats> three kids ??
<duncan> ats: yes.  It seemed like a good idea at the time...
* duncan reboots his brain
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#74816 (166)
* z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and erattic in thoughts and such
<Kristoph> which field?
<z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics
<Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit?
<z2so4> yeah... now I work with them
<Kristoph> :D
#74817 (3)
<fuzion> omg dude
<fuzion> i had the ebst idea for a picture
<fuzion> there was like 9 asian in the spa @ the apartment complex
<fuzion> i was gonna snap a pic and label it "steamed rice"
#74836 (349)
<_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex?
<fatbastard_> be right back
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#74846 (16)
<setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done
<setzer> i was fapping
<setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel
<Miroku> loser
<Miroku> were u in the kitchen
<setzer> no
<setzer> i ran to the kitchen
<setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock
<setzer> i had already finished
<setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel
<Miroku> dunt tell anyone
<Miroku> and see what happens
<setzer> im not going to
#74855 (135)
< kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd. The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center of campus.
< kara> ack, sorry
< BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)
#74937 (629)
<Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss."
<Kristy> :(
<Kosta> hahahaha level 1
<Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter
#74945 (436)
<Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll
<Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again
<Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen
<ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't
#74963 (320)
<Merl>: So I suppose you're going to change the world, huh? Make it a pure Utopia with no war
<Merl>: hunger or pain?
<lyndak>: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
#74966 (663)
<screamingholt> At that stage  was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed
<screamingholt> Damn...Fn key
<redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak :P
<redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)
#74969 (419)
<GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the topic?
<skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes in, of course
<GamInTheCity> Oh, of course
<skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of respect and friendship
<skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of another's vehicle with your key.
<GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?
#74978 (192)
<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists
<nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o
<PuffinFreshWog> and bombs
<PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory
<PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more
<PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money
<PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place
<PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding
<PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle
#74988 (240)
<Ayisha> Hm.  You know magazines are overusing the suffix '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core' band...
<Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD
<Freyer> lol..
<Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn
<Hiryuu> Cereal porn
<Ayisha> lol O.o
<Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials?
<Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat chains, ropes and spikes!"
<Ayisha> O.o;;
<Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.
#74991 (173)
* deegan is gone. cupcakes and oralsex @ my mom's place
#74992 (226)
<Corvis> dead girls dont say no
<Pulp|^^> Dead girls don't need to be bought a drink ^^
<Corvis> dead girls dont need valentines day
<Latino|Awayzz> dead girls dont care if you're finished in 12 seconds flat
#75002 (108)
<TylerParker> As for the third LOTR
<TylerParker> I hope they don't leave out my favorite part of the book
<TylerParker> The part with the mushroom cloud at the end that gets frodo and jarjar binks
<Rabbitoh> dildo binks and baggar vance are the best part of LOTR
<TylerParker> And then Willy Wonka comes out and gives them two golden tickets
#75009 (224)
<Shinji>  I heard Great White's writing a new song after the disaster
<Shinji>  "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON FIRE AHHHHH"
#75016 (438)
<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General