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(439)<herze> miss pearl <herze> my love for you is like diherrea <helpimarock> what <herze> i just cant hold it in <madpunk-nap> omg <helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh <madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite <helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard <madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop <herze> haha <herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in you <herze> i have a few more <madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep <herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another? <herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me #74578
(375)<b1u3> we got this admin dance that never fails to eventually resurrect a crashed database server #74579
(128)<mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid <mindfuck> No manual entry for how <mindfuck> No manual entry for to <mindfuck> No manual entry for get <mindfuck> No manual entry for laid <mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# <mindfuck> <|:] <Nikita> sucks <Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that <Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something... #74583
(473)<kisama_> http://www.washu.org/cosplay/kat09/katsucon-09-042.jpg <kisama_> AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET FAT GIRLS NEAR A MAI COSTUME <DrNick668> i try not to let fat girls near anything, but its physically impossible. they're closer to everyting by default #74592
(724)<+TreeSquid> From: "Lots_Of_Lobster@I-Like_Lobster" <+TreeSquid> Subject: Click here for chance to win 50 lbs.of lobster! <+TreeSquid> what the fuck, lobster spam?! #74593
(519)<EricClancy> guys <EricClancy> do you pronounce it live or live? #74601
(232)[20:21] <cooldaw13> 2nd Hint: 176* 30.0 secs & 12 Points Remaining [20:22] <cooldaw13> 3rd Hint: 176* 15.0 secs & 6 Points Remaining [20:22] <StealthStalker> 1760 <StealthStalker> 1761 <StealthStalker> 1762 <StealthStalker> i give up <cooldaw13> Times up! The answer was -> 1763 <- <StealthStalker> OMG #74609
(320)<@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF <XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law. <frash> hahaha #74616
(481)<8trac> Is it my fault if I think humanity is best seen through a sniper scope? #74629
(256)<jent> cuz it hates you <jent> thats what i always blame my problems on <PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends #74636
(289)<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit. <Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for wit and charm, though. <POINGjam> I see. <POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit. <Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw attention away from the fuck.. <Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him. <POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain. #74637
(33)Tom says: It got frightening quite a few times. Tom says: Eh, it was a learning experience. Ash072 says: I see...do you still feel bad about knocking up the retarded chick? Ash072 says: hello? Tom says:Oh, sorry. Tom says:Which one? Ash072 says: That's my boy...can't even remember all the retarded chicks he' Ash072 says: he's slept with Tom says: Hey, if they don't remember, neither will I. Ash072 says: Thank god for that drug! #74663
(684)<kyhm> Let's just say "arting" doesn't make a good verb... ^_^ * Superkuh is still laughing. <Ezelek> How about stabbing? <kyhm> stabbing makes a great verb... <Kestenvarn> How about stabbed as an adjective? <kyhm> As in, "I'm feeling stabbed today?" Doesn't do it for me... <Kestenvarn> I'm rather stabbed you would say such a shocking thing. <kyhm> Stab it all, why doesn't this stabbed thing work? <Kestenvarn> I'm stabbed. Why? <kyhm> Stab me... ^_^ <Kestenvarn> Well, go stab yourself! <Ezelek> Note to self: Don't let any of them near words. Of any kind. #74669
(1)<[ryan]WIN> i should go up to like <[ryan]WIN> the special ed class <[ryan]WIN> and find one of those hot retards <[ryan]WIN> cuz involuntary drooling makes for good oral #74670
(756)<superghos> i'm gonna go hug my dad just so i can see the "christ, is he gay?" face #74672
(-16)<Xavier> Stop poking me * Zsparke jabs her sharp fingernails into Xavier's arm repeatedly <Xavier> hey, that hurts * Zsparke eats rice and continues to jab Xavier's arm <Xavier> it's all your fault. when i bleed, i'm blaming you. <Zsparke> it's not /my/ fault you've got blood. * Zsparke snarfs her rice #74674
(157)DukeMalisto: huh? DukeMalisto: i've been/am watching black hawk down. DukeMalisto: later Lockee: timestamps would help] Lockee: i said that like 2 hours ago ;P Lockee: but, hey, i assumed you were there, my bad Lockee: damn, leaving already? nobody to talk to here but me and my dick Lockee: and we aint on speakin' terms since the mason jar incident.... #74675
(541)<kuribo> wanna CS? <TheCat> I'm guessing that stands for cyber sex. <TheCat> In which case, sure! <kuribo> counter-strike, you flaming faggot <TheCat> I knew that........... #74676
(277)Knoxy: Her boobs are like "RAWR!" Knoxy: Those boobs are like "Rawr." Foofaloo: i wish they were like "winrar" Knoxy: Then I could be like "I'm going to WinUnZip my pants now" Knoxy: "And wank until I explode all over your WinfACE" #74684
(226)<SlasherX> #php is all communist based * @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php <Ballig> Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank <Ballig> You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though #74688
(234)<Shadow> You know those Orbit commercials, where the blonde gives Orbit gum to someone to clean their dirty mouth? <Shadow> Just once, I wanna see that girl suck off someone, then chew some Orbit gum <Shadow> Girl: Orbit gum makes mouths clean! #74691
(306)<Gartt> hows the job hunt going? <Lubey> lol not too great <Lubey> theres sod all <Gartt> I hear mcdonalds are looking for hard working enthusiastic individuals <Lubey> id cook my own dick before working in a mcdonalds * Kittie-Ash hands Lubey a small guillotine <Lubey> small?!?!?!?!!??! #74693
(107)<POSKY|dinner> stop sucking up to him u dicks :P <Fiery_isles> Element`: i figured out why posky always makes /me licks comments :D <Element`> WHY!!?!?!?!? <Element`> its driving me insane D:!! <Fiery_isles> cause he thinks we are dicks :D? #74700
(768)<XorioN> o <XorioN> o/ <XorioN> /o/ <DummeGaas> Heh <DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o <DummeGaas> It's fun to stay at the <DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o #74702
(217)<Black_Raven[CoS]> how would blasting cookies with fudge and marshmellows prove the xistance of elves?