#74147 (657)
<@cray> ^^_
<@cray> oh shit
<@cray> picasso smilies
<@cray> ^_^
#74148 (1314)
<DrNick668> i was clever enough to flush a condom in a toilet and now if i look down the drain in my bathroom there is a condom snagged on something hanging halfway down the hole
<DrNick668> i can't move it
<Livewireo> drain the toilet and dig it out
<c-rOCK> fuck that
<c-rOCK> eat some burritos
<c-rOCK> attack with force.
#74150 (260)
<SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm glow of a CRT with a good PDF?
#74159 (28)
<downizzlslopizl> i vote for steve erwin for the internet's patron saint
<DrFurious> i nominate hitler
<DrFurious> saint hitler
<beej> ...
<beej> well he did kill millions of the religious opposition
<beej> I guess
<DrFurious> yeah
<beej> if you wanna look at it that way
<DrFurious> and he stopped the depression
<beej> there is that
<downizzlslopizl> he almost got rid of those dirty jews
<beej> he revived the german furnace indistry
<downizzlslopizl> omg bj
<DrFurious> haha
<downizzlslopizl> that was the msot horrible thing
<DrFurious> haha
<downizzlslopizl> i ever heard
<downizzlslopizl> rofl
<DrFurious> his freezing experiments furthered science in leaps and bounds
#74164 (1638)
<ziz> i wrote a haiku
<ziz> but it is not very good
<ziz> so i won't share it
<Nastard> i wrote one myself
<Nastard> it is much better than yours
<Nastard> i should write some more
#74183 (741)
<CommanderStab> I once knew a guy who impersonated a teenage girl on the Internet
<CommanderStab> He tricked married men into believing he was a 14 year old Swedish girl and then said that "she'd like to get a call from him but Dad woudl get suspicious if he heard the phone ring".
<CommanderStab> So they'd give him their phone number and he'd use it to trace their addresses down and find out information about them.
<CommanderStab> Then he'd blackmail them into giving him their bank account details.
<heythere> ... did he get caught? ^^"
<CommanderStab> Apparantely the cops came around a couple of times investigating him. He always told the cops that he had got the information pretending to be a 14 year old girl that the men had wanted to get in contact with.
<CommanderStab> Apparantely nobody ever pressed further charges =D
<heythere> damn ... i gotta try that!
#74191 (340)
<[ _Bender_ ]> Guys, I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... Can I still install that this year?
#74201 (677)
<IndianElvis>: I AM NOT TALKING LOUD I AM JUST USED TO THIS , I AM A COBOL PROGRAMMER
#74208 (163)
<jGoo> i wish when you guessed a channels key it didnt say (need correct key), i recon it should say things like (warmer) (WARMER) (HOT!!)
<jGoo> .....?
<jGoo> does this nick make me look fat?
#74327 (233)
<Imajin> I bet you havent heard of Hingham MA either.
<Foom> no, but i've heard of MA.
<||bass> ive seen MA on the map....
<||bass> it's purple!
<||bass> :D
#74330 (270)
<shigelojoe>Y'know, the NAACP is always complaining about how black unemployment is up half the time
<shigelojoe>but if you think about it, the last time there were no unemployed black people in America, they didn't have benefits to go with it
<shigelojoe>like freedom, for instance
#74372 (497)
<Apollo-> 12,000 tourists went to Antarctica in 2000
<eclypse> why the hell would you want to go there ;)
<eclypse> "WOW, its insanely cold and very white."
<eclypse> "if you look to your left you see some snow, to the right, some snow, behind us, a bigass piece of ice."
<eclypse> "and if you look around you you'll see several more complete morons who paid about what you did to see this shit"
#74453 (41)
<timmo> i need to learn the piano part to
<timmo> journey - faithfully
<Mutation> heh, never heard of that, whats the genre?
<McMoo> you've never heard of journey?
<Mutation> they could be only american....
<Mutation> and havn't tried to go international yet
#74455 (287)
<treepwood> i wanna go anna nicole tipping
#74464 (100)
<Spingo> I know of many MAN installations. I have even done a few myself.
#74488 (132)
( +la_haine ) some bloke just turned up at my office saying he was here for an interview with the BBC
( mademoiselle ) wtf
( +la_haine ) that's what I said
( _seb_ ) do you work at the bbc?
( +la_haine ) well, no
( +la_haine ) hence my confusion
( mademoiselle ) it would have been even funnier if you were in taiwan
( _seb_ ) ah then i can see how you would be confused
( +seraph ) ROFL
( +la_haine ) it's like 'sorry, I think you're in the wrong city'
( mademoiselle ) hehe
( +la_haine ) 'there's no BBC here'
( +la_haine ) 'you want London - about 2 hours that way'
#74519 (322)
<sirex> is there an enlightenment key sequence to run a command without a shell?
<Ralp> Probably
<sirex> thanks ralp
<Ralp> I'm here to help!
<Ralp> Wait, no I'm not, I'm here to avoid the drudgery of my real life and wallow in denial.
#74523 (715)
AdamGoods> A seagull just took my sandwich!
AdamGoods> brb!!!!
AdamGoods> Ok, we're good now. I traded it some tylenol for my sandwich back.
AdamGoods> Wait, this isn't mayo!!!
AdamGoods> Nobody say anything.
AdamGoods> I'm a one man show.
AdamGoods> I'm a one man band. I can walk in my corduroys and play the kazoo!
AdamGoods> Ziddlelum Zum Zuuuuum ZEEP!
Fink-Ployd has quit IRC (QUIT: Stealing in the name of the lord.)
AdamGoods> No, don't leave! I was just kdding!! I get why your name is so funny!
AdamGoods> *kidding
AdamGoods> whew. that was close. didn't want you guys to think that I couldn't spell kidding
AdamGoods> *kdding
uni2> £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ
KiKAzZ> AdamGoods.....
KiKAzZ> wtf is wrong with yo
KiKAzZ> you*
AdamGoods> Oh...phew.
AdamGoods> I thought you were asking me what's wrong with yo. I have no problem with the aforementioned Spanish pronoun/ebonic salutation.
#74526 (789)
<[ccp]Gib_Omelet|work> i know one mac user. he says if i keep teasing him, he's gonna call the other 6 and beat me up
#74533 (1166)
(@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms".
(@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard.
#74534 (466)
<Graceless> I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
#74543 (88)
< AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any good
< Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with Linux ?
<@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.
#74562 (162)
(peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...)
* Rose_w (~Personal@c-134-84-89.f.dial.de.ignite.net) has joined #mirc
<Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke more
<Rose_w> I can't smile about this
<@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers  - thus the peer the message refers to is actually your own client.
<@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to the server has problems.
<@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the server as the peer; )
<@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network - perhaps the irc server itself..
<Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens
<@peer> Rose_w, you want my address?
<Rose_w> peer i want an Answer
<eina> geez this sounds way to serious and i no be undrestanding anything  so alhoa
<@peer> <-- scared
<@Shustrik> Rose_w if You think peer is abusing Your connection, You can contact IRC ops for help
<@Zardos> as I have explained to Rose_w, we have tried to talk you out of disconnecting people..
<Rose_w>  i want only chat without problems you unterstand ;)
<Rose_w> i have this server so long and i haven't this problems till today
<Rose_w> just a moment please
<Rose_w> Hello  Peer. I would like gladly unimpaired chat. But if you always do not break my connection off go that. I apologize also for itwhich I was so sour. You must understand me. It nervt if you to start continuously again must.
<Rose_w> my Gramatikal is so terible sorry
<Ace_DK> [21:47:48] * YaN- (plotkin@bzq-70-4.red.bezeqint.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) - you think that is peer to?
<Rose_w> yes i think so isn't it
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#74563 (1491)
<Clecky> hey
<SargeZT> Hey
<SargeZT> SEX?
<Clecky> sure
* Clecky sex
* SargeZT sex
<SargeZT> Done
<SargeZT> Cya
<Clecky> bye
#74565 (238)
<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is???
<Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?