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(657)<@cray> ^^_ <@cray> oh shit <@cray> picasso smilies <@cray> ^_^ #74148
(1314)<DrNick668> i was clever enough to flush a condom in a toilet and now if i look down the drain in my bathroom there is a condom snagged on something hanging halfway down the hole <DrNick668> i can't move it <Livewireo> drain the toilet and dig it out <c-rOCK> fuck that <c-rOCK> eat some burritos <c-rOCK> attack with force. #74150
(260)<SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm glow of a CRT with a good PDF? #74159
(28)<downizzlslopizl> i vote for steve erwin for the internet's patron saint <DrFurious> i nominate hitler <DrFurious> saint hitler <beej> ... <beej> well he did kill millions of the religious opposition <beej> I guess <DrFurious> yeah <beej> if you wanna look at it that way <DrFurious> and he stopped the depression <beej> there is that <downizzlslopizl> he almost got rid of those dirty jews <beej> he revived the german furnace indistry <downizzlslopizl> omg bj <DrFurious> haha <downizzlslopizl> that was the msot horrible thing <DrFurious> haha <downizzlslopizl> i ever heard <downizzlslopizl> rofl <DrFurious> his freezing experiments furthered science in leaps and bounds #74164
(1638)<ziz> i wrote a haiku <ziz> but it is not very good <ziz> so i won't share it <Nastard> i wrote one myself <Nastard> it is much better than yours <Nastard> i should write some more #74183
(741)<CommanderStab> I once knew a guy who impersonated a teenage girl on the Internet <CommanderStab> He tricked married men into believing he was a 14 year old Swedish girl and then said that "she'd like to get a call from him but Dad woudl get suspicious if he heard the phone ring". <CommanderStab> So they'd give him their phone number and he'd use it to trace their addresses down and find out information about them. <CommanderStab> Then he'd blackmail them into giving him their bank account details. <heythere> ... did he get caught? ^^" <CommanderStab> Apparantely the cops came around a couple of times investigating him. He always told the cops that he had got the information pretending to be a 14 year old girl that the men had wanted to get in contact with. <CommanderStab> Apparantely nobody ever pressed further charges =D <heythere> damn ... i gotta try that! #74191
(340)<[ _Bender_ ]> Guys, I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... Can I still install that this year? #74201
(677)<IndianElvis>: I AM NOT TALKING LOUD I AM JUST USED TO THIS , I AM A COBOL PROGRAMMER #74208
(163)<jGoo> i wish when you guessed a channels key it didnt say (need correct key), i recon it should say things like (warmer) (WARMER) (HOT!!) <jGoo> .....? <jGoo> does this nick make me look fat? #74327
(233)<Imajin> I bet you havent heard of Hingham MA either. <Foom> no, but i've heard of MA. <||bass> ive seen MA on the map.... <||bass> it's purple! <||bass> :D #74330
(270)<shigelojoe>Y'know, the NAACP is always complaining about how black unemployment is up half the time <shigelojoe>but if you think about it, the last time there were no unemployed black people in America, they didn't have benefits to go with it <shigelojoe>like freedom, for instance #74372
(497)<Apollo-> 12,000 tourists went to Antarctica in 2000 <eclypse> why the hell would you want to go there ;) <eclypse> "WOW, its insanely cold and very white." <eclypse> "if you look to your left you see some snow, to the right, some snow, behind us, a bigass piece of ice." <eclypse> "and if you look around you you'll see several more complete morons who paid about what you did to see this shit" #74453
(41)<timmo> i need to learn the piano part to <timmo> journey - faithfully <Mutation> heh, never heard of that, whats the genre? <McMoo> you've never heard of journey? <Mutation> they could be only american.... <Mutation> and havn't tried to go international yet #74455
(287)<treepwood> i wanna go anna nicole tipping #74464
(100)<Spingo> I know of many MAN installations. I have even done a few myself. #74488
(132)( +la_haine ) some bloke just turned up at my office saying he was here for an interview with the BBC ( mademoiselle ) wtf ( +la_haine ) that's what I said ( _seb_ ) do you work at the bbc? ( +la_haine ) well, no ( +la_haine ) hence my confusion ( mademoiselle ) it would have been even funnier if you were in taiwan ( _seb_ ) ah then i can see how you would be confused ( +seraph ) ROFL ( +la_haine ) it's like 'sorry, I think you're in the wrong city' ( mademoiselle ) hehe ( +la_haine ) 'there's no BBC here' ( +la_haine ) 'you want London - about 2 hours that way' #74519
(322)<sirex> is there an enlightenment key sequence to run a command without a shell? <Ralp> Probably <sirex> thanks ralp <Ralp> I'm here to help! <Ralp> Wait, no I'm not, I'm here to avoid the drudgery of my real life and wallow in denial. #74523
(715)AdamGoods> A seagull just took my sandwich! AdamGoods> brb!!!! AdamGoods> Ok, we're good now. I traded it some tylenol for my sandwich back. AdamGoods> Wait, this isn't mayo!!! AdamGoods> Nobody say anything. AdamGoods> I'm a one man show. AdamGoods> I'm a one man band. I can walk in my corduroys and play the kazoo! AdamGoods> Ziddlelum Zum Zuuuuum ZEEP! Fink-Ployd has quit IRC (QUIT: Stealing in the name of the lord.) AdamGoods> No, don't leave! I was just kdding!! I get why your name is so funny! AdamGoods> *kidding AdamGoods> whew. that was close. didn't want you guys to think that I couldn't spell kidding AdamGoods> *kdding uni2> £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ KiKAzZ> AdamGoods..... KiKAzZ> wtf is wrong with yo KiKAzZ> you* AdamGoods> Oh...phew. AdamGoods> I thought you were asking me what's wrong with yo. I have no problem with the aforementioned Spanish pronoun/ebonic salutation. #74526
(789)<[ccp]Gib_Omelet|work> i know one mac user. he says if i keep teasing him, he's gonna call the other 6 and beat me up #74533
(1166)(@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms". (@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard. #74534
(466)<Graceless> I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. #74543
(88)< AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any good < Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with Linux ? <@Shadur> No, shuttles explode. #74562
(162)(peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...) * Rose_w (~Personal@c-134-84-89.f.dial.de.ignite.net) has joined #mirc <Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke more <Rose_w> I can't smile about this <@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers - thus the peer the message refers to is actually your own client. <@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to the server has problems. <@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the server as the peer; ) <@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network - perhaps the irc server itself.. <Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens <@peer> Rose_w, you want my address? <Rose_w> peer i want an Answer <eina> geez this sounds way to serious and i no be undrestanding anything so alhoa <@peer> <-- scared <@Shustrik> Rose_w if You think peer is abusing Your connection, You can contact IRC ops for help <@Zardos> as I have explained to Rose_w, we have tried to talk you out of disconnecting people.. <Rose_w> i want only chat without problems you unterstand ;) <Rose_w> i have this server so long and i haven't this problems till today <Rose_w> just a moment please <Rose_w> Hello Peer. I would like gladly unimpaired chat. But if you always do not break my connection off go that. I apologize also for itwhich I was so sour. You must understand me. It nervt if you to start continuously again must. <Rose_w> my Gramatikal is so terible sorry <Ace_DK> [21:47:48] * YaN- (plotkin@bzq-70-4.red.bezeqint.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) - you think that is peer to? <Rose_w> yes i think so isn't it ... #74563
(1491)<Clecky> hey <SargeZT> Hey <SargeZT> SEX? <Clecky> sure * Clecky sex * SargeZT sex <SargeZT> Done <SargeZT> Cya <Clecky> bye #74565
(238)<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is??? <Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?