#73222 (78)
< terminus> I'm not the "i am 37173, give me warez!" type though lathiat
<@Lathiat> anyway bbl
< terminus> Oops I spelt elite wrong, I don't know leet-speak well enough
< terminus> 37337 I meant
<@Lathiat> u mean 31337
< terminus> Sorry I blew my cover now you know I'm not really elite
#73232 (921)
<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today
<·@PH·> so i can study for macro
<·%Neppy·> macro?
<·Namek·> polo
#73571 (1464)
<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1
*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)
#73614 (430)
<FiZi> Radu
<FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?
<Tac0> dongles
<Tac0> now youre just makin shit up
#73615 (102)
<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe
<WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking
<FiZi> Time for a shower booz
<WO-BOoz> nuts to that
#73737 (1824)
<korinne> cows would live a lot longer if they werent made out of steaks and leather
#74063 (8)
<xohs-busy> WE WILL TRADE OUR SONS
-Ragga- tr*de is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
...
<xohs-busy> doc-brown, heh, that's an exageration
-Ragga- r*tio is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
#74071 (688)
<Hostility[B-A]> new reality show
<Hostility[B-A]> 1 man
<Hostility[B-A]> 25 women
<c0ldfyr3`HW> haha
<Exor[B-AFK]> hottub? :D
<c0ldfyr3`HW> 5 hottubs
<Hostility[B-A]> 15 dream dates
<Hostility[B-A]> in the end they find out he has aids
<Hostility[B-A]> yes
<Hostility[B-A]> Joe Aids
<Exor[B-AFK]> roflmao
#74074 (191)
<Sk1nn3r> I like teenagers becuse all you have to do is supersize thier dinner and they put out.
#74075 (-89)
<Bofia> YOU're already addicted
<Bofia> to p0rn
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> ive been addicted for three years dumbass
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> youre addicted to gay porn
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> after the "incident" with your father
<SA-MoP> you are the one looking at granny porn
<Bofia> Youre addicted to granny fuckings
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> im not looking at granny porn, there was a popup advertising it!
<Bofia> sure..... we all beleive you...
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> last time i checked, i didnt have control over what popups these sick bastards put on their sites!
<Bofia> yea tell that to your fucked granny....
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> my grandma is dead fucker
<Bofia> I think u fucked her to much
#74077 (530)
<Mystiq> GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF BUSH I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANANA
#74087 (772)
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate you
#74089 (276)
<Nope> how fast does semen travel?
<Dzza> slow
<Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast
#74090 (405)
<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira soundtrack best.
<ignatios> or "Japanese"
<Schatten|DRUNK> shut up
#74091 (236)
tophyr: dude it smells like updawg in here
CowboyVik124: hey instant winner playing this fri at somewhere wanna go
tophyr: IT SMELLS LIKE UPDAWG IN HERE
CowboyVik124: updawg?
tophyr: DAMMIT.
CowboyVik124: in watching van wiler
tophyr: ASK WHAT IT IS
CowboyVik124: wilder
CowboyVik124: i did
tophyr: NO ASK WHAT IS
CowboyVik124: what is it
tophyr: OMFG.
tophyr: WHAT IS UPDAWG
tophyr: GOD
CowboyVik124: what is updawg
tophyr: YES.
CowboyVik124: what is it
tophyr: omfg
tophyr: say it out loud
CowboyVik124: updawg?
tophyr: SAY "WHAT IS UPDAWG" OUT LOUD
CowboyVik124: i am
tophyr: AND YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.
tophyr: TEXANS!
#74094 (236)
<Abstract> wb
<Wolf> thanks
<Wolf> I'm jelous of my computer
<Abstract> why?
<Wolf> It gets more fucked up than i do
#74096 (261)
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/
#74102 (41)
<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was
<Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite?
<Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb
#74108 (256)
DasKrav: What do gay horses eat?
DasKrav: *limp wrist wave* Hey
#74111 (411)
<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six.
<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool Site. What The Fuck? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.
#74114 (523)
<Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^
<nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt..
* Arttemis kills nem
<Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch.
<D> You can't even look at the menu.
<Arttemis> Sure I can.
<Arttemis> As long as no one sees me.
<D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette.
<D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone.
<Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.
#74116 (1103)
<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina
#74124 (344)
«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there?
«RazoR»: you suck cocks
Zerg_Predator: yeah
Zerg_Predator: hey!
Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem
Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion
«RazoR»: you suck cocks is not a question
«RazoR»: It's a fact
#74139 (203)
<Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM
<Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality
<Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?
#74145 (332)
<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever since I was a kid.
<Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd ever get to becoming a Jedi.
<Jordan> *nods*
<jagyd> god save the queen