#73065
(226)<SandLev> I keep those empty cardboard boxes that used to hold blank cd-r's... put the pr0n in those... <SandLev> nobody thinks to search blank cd-r boxes for actuall stuff <Zoogle> except someone who is looking for a blank cd.. :/ #73067
(92)!dmwaters*! This is a wallops message for the Freenode network If you do not wish to see theese messages, type /mode yournick -w now. Thank you for using Freenode!:) !lilo*! This is a WALLOPS message for freenode. These messages contain non-critical comments and announcements and detailed server info. If you'd like to turn them off, '/mode <yournick> -w' works on most clients. Thank you for using freenode! !lilo*! For reference, this is a non-critical comment. Erm, wait. Yeah. I think. !brd*! m00 cow m00.. This is a non-critical m00, please stay tuned for further m00s !lilo*! Hmph. !brd*! ;P #73068
(184)<Karva> Canada doesn't even have a space program <Eight> uh <Karva> haha <Eight> yeah we do? We actually do a lot of manufacturing of parts for them shuttles. <Eight> I mean uh.. oops. #73081
(184)<Taerom> "On tonight's headlines, Tony The Tiger is arrested for sexual assault. He would not comment on the charges, except to say: It's rrrrrrrrrrrrape!" #73085
(1449)<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. <Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better." <Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. <Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. <Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?" <Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines." #73092
(217)(DreamThtr): im not american (DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert (CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight #73102
(150)<Mitsune_Konno> Yeah, except starbucks sucks <Mitsune_Konno> for some reason you can getevery color of coffee except black #73104
(554)(IRC trivia) <IMAP> masturbating <Guest89332> IMAP wins 5 Points for masturbating #73108
(158)<martin> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE JCPU PCPU WHAT <martin> martin :0 - 8:19pm ? 0.00s ? - <martin> god pts/2 h-69-3-170-235.n 11:03pm 0.00s 0.07s 0.07s -lynx www.worldtranssexuals.com <Nikita> umm <Nikita> why a text browser? <martin> i dunno <Nikita> lamo <martin> =/ <GOD> damn it, can't I look at your father in peace? #73140
(130)<saxxonpike> What a dumbass. <saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support. <mrmojo> how stupid <saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up. <saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise. #73148
(1319)<Jester|TV> im not much of a programming fan...but i guess my teacher was a dumb biatch which is why <Jester|TV> well theres some programming in the telecomm as well <Martel> I'd never done real programming until first year <Martel> I like how the word programming lined up 3 times <Martel> YES! <Martel> 4 #73149
(551)Helix04: we had a debate in lit today Helix04: alec did our conclusion Helix04: he ended by calling the entire opposing team communists Helix04: I don't think we won #73165
(93)<TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn. Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :) #73166
(16)<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at your mouse =\ #73169
(884)<D-BOY> MK, you shouldn't assume so much <chockoman> YEAH <chockoman> YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING DOES <chockoman> IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU <chockoman> AND SOME GUY NAMED MING #73179
(337)<SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere <SunTzuX> should be called* <[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most important part of the sentence? #73182
(634)<ziz> the internet is boring <ziz> i want the expansion pack #73184
(686)<B-Love>: Where the fuck did all the forks go? <Fect>: I ate them. <B-Love>: Why the fuck did you eat a fork? <Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware? <B-Love>: YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE! #73185
(886)<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins. It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people." <B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?" <Pac>: No, he said "assass" #73186
(615)<Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate : *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit #73190
(378)<`torm`> i like ur mom <Cyphatic> necrophiliac <`torm`> 0ipoi <`torm`> [ pjpi i\o <`torm`> [ppjp[ <`torm`> sopjrry <`torm`> sorry <`torm`> i like ur sister <`torm`> i heard she is very hotz <Cyphatic> pedophile <`torm`> ophr #73191
(511)<xoiprocs> it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave <obi`> haha <obi`> i put my dog in the microwave once <obi`> but i didn't press the button <obi`> i just wanted to see if he would fit <obi`> ...just in case <xoiprocs> ok.. <obi`> you're the one that killed your guinea pig #73192
(2101)<olah> what does 'dunno' mean? <goof> i don't know <olah> anyone else? <goof> i said i don't know <olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means? <goof> I DON'T KNOW !! <olah> yeah, i know <goof> then why do you ask?! <olah> because i want to know! <goof> you said you DID know! <olah> no, i know that you don't know <goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs! <olah> what, then? <goof> i don't know <olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?! <goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !! <goof> aargh...stupid... #73199
(605)(slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday (slippy): it said "may contain nuts" #73207
(392)<Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off, he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back, inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a true professional. Then, at the very end, completely unexpected.. 'she stands up' <Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :| <Paul_> i was horrified. <Paul_> the pyschological implications....