#73065 (226)
<SandLev> I keep those empty cardboard boxes that used to hold blank cd-r's... put the pr0n in those...
<SandLev> nobody thinks to search blank cd-r boxes for actuall stuff
<Zoogle> except someone who is looking for a blank cd.. :/
#73067 (92)
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#73068 (184)
<Karva> Canada doesn't even have a space program
<Eight> uh
<Karva> haha
<Eight> yeah we do? We actually do a lot of manufacturing of parts for them shuttles.
<Eight> I mean uh.. oops.
#73081 (184)
<Taerom> "On tonight's headlines, Tony The Tiger is arrested for sexual assault. He would not comment on the charges, except to say: It's rrrrrrrrrrrrape!"
#73085 (1449)
<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
<Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
<Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
<Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
<Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"
<Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines."
#73092 (217)
(DreamThtr): im not american
(DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert
(CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight
#73102 (150)
<Mitsune_Konno> Yeah, except starbucks sucks
<Mitsune_Konno> for some reason you can getevery color of coffee except black
#73104 (554)
(IRC trivia)
<IMAP> masturbating
<Guest89332>  IMAP wins 5 Points for  masturbating
#73108 (158)
<martin> USER     TTY      FROM              LOGIN@   IDLE   JCPU   PCPU  WHAT
<martin> martin   :0       -                 8:19pm   ?     0.00s   ?     -
<martin> god      pts/2    h-69-3-170-235.n 11:03pm  0.00s  0.07s  0.07s  -lynx www.worldtranssexuals.com
<Nikita> umm
<Nikita> why a text browser?
<martin> i dunno
<Nikita> lamo
<martin> =/
<GOD> damn it, can't I look at your father in peace?
#73140 (130)
<saxxonpike> What a dumbass.
<saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support.
<mrmojo> how stupid
<saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up.
<saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.
#73148 (1319)
<Jester|TV> im not much of a programming fan...but i guess my teacher was a dumb biatch which is why
<Jester|TV> well theres some programming in the telecomm as well
<Martel> I'd never done real programming until first year
<Martel> I like how the word programming lined up 3 times
<Martel> YES!
<Martel> 4
#73149 (551)
Helix04: we had a debate in lit today
Helix04: alec did our conclusion
Helix04: he ended by calling the entire opposing team communists
Helix04: I don't think we won
#73165 (93)
<TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn. Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :)
#73166 (16)
<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at your mouse =\
#73169 (884)
<D-BOY> MK, you shouldn't assume so much
<chockoman> YEAH
<chockoman> YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING DOES
<chockoman> IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU
<chockoman> AND SOME GUY NAMED MING
#73179 (337)
<SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere
<SunTzuX> should be called*
<[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most important part of the sentence?
#73182 (634)
<ziz> the internet is boring
<ziz> i want the expansion pack
#73184 (686)
<B-Love>:  Where the fuck did all the forks go?
<Fect>:  I ate them.
<B-Love>:  Why the fuck did you eat a fork?
<Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware?
<B-Love>:  YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE!
#73185 (886)
<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins.  It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people."
<B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?"
<Pac>: No, he said "assass"
#73186 (615)
<Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate :  *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit
#73190 (378)
<`torm`> i like ur mom
<Cyphatic> necrophiliac
<`torm`> 0ipoi
<`torm`> [ pjpi i\o
<`torm`> [ppjp[
<`torm`> sopjrry
<`torm`> sorry
<`torm`> i like ur sister
<`torm`> i heard she is very hotz
<Cyphatic> pedophile
<`torm`> ophr
#73191 (511)
<xoiprocs> it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave
<obi`> haha
<obi`> i put my dog in the microwave once
<obi`> but i didn't press the button
<obi`> i just wanted to see if he would fit
<obi`> ...just in case
<xoiprocs> ok..
<obi`> you're the one that killed your guinea pig
#73192 (2101)
<olah> what does 'dunno' mean?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> anyone else?
<goof> i said i don't know
<olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?
<goof> I DON'T KNOW !!
<olah> yeah, i know
<goof> then why do you ask?!
<olah> because i want to know!
<goof> you said you DID know!
<olah> no, i know that you don't know
<goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!
<olah> what, then?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!
<goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !!
<goof> aargh...stupid...
#73199 (605)
(slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
(slippy): it said "may contain nuts"
#73207 (392)
<Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off, he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back, inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a true professional. Then, at the very end, completely unexpected.. 'she stands up'
<Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :|
<Paul_> i was horrified.
<Paul_> the pyschological implications....