#72705 (500)
<railed> this channel is like an escher drawing
<railed> we're all condescending assholes, but nobody's at the bottom
#72721 (444)
<Pyrate> I was downloading a hentai game, but it was slowing down my Harry Potter download, so I canceled it... I think I may be a little retarded
#72749 (8)
<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u   when u want?
<@vox> is it on ur laptop?
<@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's
<@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr
<@vox> lik 2morrO
<@niko> k
<@vox> lt
<@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz
<@vox> bz bz bz
<@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz
<@niko> ur a fag
#72852 (1)
<WerdPerfect> whats up with indian people and java
<WerdPerfect> its like mexicans and yardwork
<WerdPerfect> wtf
<CrotchCapers> hHAHHWFRHAWH)R*@
#72870 (341)
<[--S--]> we drove past your house last night owen
<an|man|ac> i thought they only took the garbage on fridays
#72873 (367)
<Ludious> I think it's delightfully ironic that the aisle across from the valentines stuff at Walmart features family size bottles of vaseline.
#72879 (129)
<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore
<ogw-iii> google for it
#72891 (811)
<VodkaV> lol, french tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
#72894 (25)
<rastakid> Geez .. I really should stop with computers. I wrote a valentine card, and signed it with "H4ppy V4l3nt1n3" ..
#72922 (361)
<myne> has anyone else seen the mpeg of tubgirl?
<myne> It is the closest I have ever come to throwing up on a screen
<myne> it is sooo much wronger than the jpeg
<myne> it was in my sisters inbox of all places
<@toe2toe> a) you dont have a sister
<@toe2toe> b) you ARE a sister
<@toe2toe> c) i hate you
<myne> I'll opt for C as it is the most correct answer
<@toe2toe> they werent options
#72927 (669)
<Mullet_Man> its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s
<Mullet_Man> there all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!"
<Mullet_Man> i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"
#72944 (1267)
<Mojokoko> phew... just jogged .6th of a mile
<@SJr> Mojokoko is that 1 and 2/3 miles?
<MarysKid> math not your major SJr?
<@SJr> actually it is :)
<MarysKid> LOL
<MarysKid> um... OK
<@SJr> that could mean 60% a mile, which would be wierd, or more accurately 1/.6
<@SJr> which works out to 5/3
<@SJr> since when someone says they jogged a 6th of a mile they jogged 1/6 miles, a 10th of a mile is 1/10 miles. So it strikes me that .6th of a mile is 1/.6
<Mojokoko> bah...
<Mojokoko> ill kick your mensa ass to alaska
#72967 (369)
<Twingy> but I don't see the reason for sending so many troops over when they can do it autonomously
<DooD> because
<DooD> the troops are bored
<DooD> we gotta let them out to rape a third world country every once in a while
<Twingy> seriously, I'm beginning to think so
<skymoosUK> sick DooD
<DooD> i meant rape in a figurative drop-bombs-on-your-ass-and-piss-on-your-corpse sense.
<skymoosUK> oh, thats okay then, i thought you meant sexual and stuff
#72991 (1501)
<fubar> We have a town called "Gay Head, MA"
<fubar> There's a town in Wisconsin named Spread Eagle
<fubar> There's a town in South Carolina named Sugar Tit
<Jagfire> I like gay head better
<fubar> I'm sure you do
#72993 (29)
<ap0c> i'm building a computer out of the remnants of the Columbia.
<ap0c> it's gonna crash a lot
<ap0c> buh dum tssh
<xenu-> lmao
#72995 (112)
<MrMaddog> Hairy men and eggs does not a porn make :P
<Rucas> You've never been to Germany, have you?
#73010 (17)
<[J03Y]> What is the sound of one hand fapping?
<Crabster> bullshit. what is the sound of one man unfing?
<Genki--> there is no spoon
#73018 (365)
<jerk> napster's death kinda ruined it for me.  I don't trust any of the programs out there now...too much spyware
<bloke> ahhh
<jerk> backdoors bigger than a transvestite's
<bloke> theres an expression that u just don't hear enough
#73019 (135)
<DJ-Pyro> damn you Rick|zzZZz...you better not be sleeping
*DJ-Pyro wants to go to bed
<Kel> you need Rick to tuck you in?
#73022 (219)
<everydayiscatday> im gunna hack the nickelodeon website and put a giant picture of my cock on it instead
<ramoth4> I think they have cock ID databases now
<ramoth4> after 9/11 you know
#73028 (376)
<Verchiani> whats a good word to get shaved into the back of your head??
<DeathJester> idiot
#73043 (181)
<JustinW> My girlfriend says Shaft sucks.
<Sigma> JustinW: maybe she just isn't doing it right.
#73049 (158)
<Omegaquila> 3 2 1
<normanpennyworth> whenever someone goes 3 2 1 that's my cue to BREAK IT DOWN
#73052 (1524)
<TheDingo> okay.. i walked into the kitchen to get something, and my mom is on the phone with someone and she says "i said, 'who are you to talk? you showed the inside of your anus to half the nation!'"
<TheDingo> and i just screamed "you know the goatse man?!"
#73059 (1674)
<devoid> did you know what dell dude got busted for pot
<SSSXIII> yeah ;D
<devoid> it confuses me because i always thought marijuana was a gateway drug