#75050 (144)
<tiocsti> ugh
<tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home
<tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on like a boxster
<tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins per move when it analyzed a 90 move game
<tiocsti> 15 hrs
<tiocsti> its like half done i guess
<subcube> what?????
#75061 (27)
<DG530>  yo santa's getting foreclosed
<AristaJace>  what?
<DG530>  http://www.aohell.com/santachap11.html
<AristaJace>  if santa was jewish then he wouldn't have these problems
<DG530>  lolol
<AristaJace>  he'd hire cheap mexicans to do the work and then he'd use oxy-clean to make sure it all looked nice and shiny
#75069 (163)
<K-sPecial> i'm trying to fork a server connection for every client that connects
<K-sPecial> although i dont want to writ 200 forks down my main perl script
<fxn> K-sPecial: you can limit your childs if you want
<rastakid> fxn: By using protection you mean?
#75078 (131)
<Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.
#75093 (376)
<KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang"
<KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking a leak in the Men's room
<KT> how could he know..
<Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours?
<scanez> lol
<KT> lol
#75106 (99)
CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?
sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#75110 (100)
<mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think
<mindstorms> take that siemens!
<Darklord-Of-MMF> lol
<mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"
#75137 (147)
<blueroo> Seattle FD has a real time 911 dispatch log online
<blueroo> that's pretty cool
<ircsloth> I bet where I live the log would be like 2
<ircsloth> ours would be like "2:12am Cow on road again"
<ircsloth> "2:30am Drunk guy passed out in middle of road"
#75145 (823)
<comet_11> Dj Sexual Innuendo is 'in' the 'house'
#75153 (134)
<Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really met i guess
#75154 (8151)
<Galactic>  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic>  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic>  the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic>  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic>  I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic>  fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic>  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic>  Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic>  FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic>  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic>  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic>  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic>  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic>  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic>  NO.
<Galactic>  I'd be thinking
<Galactic>  "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic>  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic>  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic>  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck>  not me
<Flaming Duck>  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck>  I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck>  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck>  bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck>  don't give me that shit.
<Galactic>  Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic>  Lucky Charms.
<Galactic>  FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic>  Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic>  C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic>  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic>  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic>  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic>  ....
<Galactic>  KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic>  I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic>  it's just always bothered me."
#75173 (462)
*** Parts: Moses
#75184 (137)
<Andypoo> http://antarctica.starbiz.com.au/
<Andypoo> How much does it cost to go to Antarctica anyway? :)
<nukie> its all downhill, so it wouldn't cost much
<nukie> only costs lots to come back, cause thats uphill
#75185 (242)
<Gothmog> ive got this to say for that pool after about 10:30 at night
<Gothmog> its absolutely fucking freezing
<Zen> arg
<Zen> ur nuts
<Gothmog> yeah they were freezing too
#75186 (61)
<Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets
#75191 (462)
*** evil_ (~evil@pc1-with2-6-cust37.mant.cable.ntl.com) quit (Ping timeout)
<@quasirob> all these centuries, we never knew - evil can be defeated by a ping timeout
#75196 (130)
<SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright.  Address?
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free!
<SA-Meta> OMG YES!
#75198 (270)
<Sloan_Chanston> I wonder if eating dropped froot loops off a semen-stained floor is acceptable under the 10-Second Rule convention
<Yeyende> No, I really dont think it is
<Sloan_Chanston> Too late.
<Yeyende> eeeeewww
<Dredly> No. Fucking. Way.
<Yeyende> That is disgusting Sloan
<Sloan_Chanston> Oh, like neither of you have tasted your own semen.
<Yeyende> ...
<Yeyende> No, I can't say that I have
<Sloan_Chanston> In liberal California we call that "self-discovery"
#75203 (181)
<c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it.. and im actually starting to like the notices of them going offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring a gun..
#75218 (224)
<schnorks> Someday when the internet is bigger, we'll all name our kids by screennames like KewlKid2445
#75220 (133)
<Krizzz989> The Screensavers on techtv said so and their word is final, sorry
#75222 (157)
<matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i never used a trainer before?
<bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer
#75224 (213)
--> Smoothice (Smoothice@AC865D64.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux
<Smoothice> Is there any free versions of UNIX?
#75229 (195)
<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC
<Fenix> program?
<Josh> yees
<Fenix> im not using one
#75246 (986)
<cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products come alive and help me with the chores.
<synec> inhale the fumes more deeply