#69673 (681)
(doggie^): im addicted to internet shopping or something
(slippy): me too
(slippy): i bought 5 internets the other day
#69685 (460)
<+AnimeFreak> X-Bahamut, did i have a fag count of 31?
<+AnimeFreak> err
<+AnimeFreak> frag
<@Tenchi> I'm sure your fag count is much higher.
#69709 (49)
*** Quits: Columbia (Connection reset by atmosphere)
#69713 (-143)
<_mrT> hahah mate said baout the quote:
<_mrT> "how can it go -5? there arent any niggers mentioned.."
<doggie^> hah
#69724 (105)
<crunchyfish> The space shuttle Columbia walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why do you look so down?" The shuttle says, "Oh, I just broke up with my crew."
#69775 (8)
<GC> What does NASA stand for?
<GC> Need Another Seven Astronauts
#69856 (393)
<meb> you never typo with dovakr
#69861 (584)
<adm> i should run for office
<adm> and my slogan will be this
<adm> "I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS! :D"
<adm> with the smiley and everything
<ryu829> hey i cant log in through mirc
<adm> I DON'T CARE! :D
#69868 (949)
<Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption the news.
<Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after touching debris"
<Kitsa> translates to
<Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after touching the brie."
<Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane.
#69872 (253)
CHz16: So, I was trying to figure out why I keep playing Super Monkey Ball 2.
CHz16: Was it the puzzles? The action? The vibrant landscapes?
CHz16: And then I realized, I didn't need an excuse.
CHz16: You don't need to rationalize making monkeys encased in clear, plastic balls fall off a level into a lake of fiery death.
mactigerz: rofl
CHz16: I just hope the ASPCA doesn't find out.
#69878 (289)
<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine: www.clubfreshmen.com/
<+TheWalls> im not clicking that link
<NSGuest-617> me neither
<+Sketchee> It's obviously college related.
<+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me
<+Sumez> "fresh men"
<NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is
<+Sketchee> Damn you all.
<+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right.
#69885 (40)
<Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him.
<Jihan_Xan> fuck
<Jihan_Xan> haha
<Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself.
<[P]aradox> Yep, that you did.
<pumkin> lol Jihan!
<Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack.
<[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you
<pumkin> I had to read that twice.
#69893 (479)
<Reaper_of_Souls> at the risk of sounding unbelievably gay, lace underware has more crotch space than you'd think
#69906 (232)
* PokeSmot pokes everyone to sleep
<+JohnTaSays> ur nick somehow makes me keep thinkin of smoke pot
<@Pyroman> ...
#69943 (304)
<Y> I dl'ed the Tatu video
<Fuzen> No one is going to remember them in a month, I guarantee you.
<Y> that's because everyone who listens to them now except for myself did so because they saw them make out in the video first
<Fuzen> Correct.
<Fuzen> That's the entire reason that they're popular.
<Fuzen> They make out in their video.
<Fuzen> I would advise them to continue this trend, but increase in gratuity each video. At that rate, they'll be fucking donkeys by their next album.
<Y> next video, "All the things she said club remix"
<Y> they take their clothes off and snowball in the rain
<Y> they get hardcore gangbanged in the video after that
<Fuzen> Then it's on to bukkake.
<Y> it'll be snuff porn by track 10, and there goes their careers
<Fuzen> I look forward to that day.
#69965 (1328)
<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?"
<Spike> Why no, no I did not.
#70014 (571)
<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that really brings you down to earth
#70054 (304)
(@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't matter"
(@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but beautiful?
#70169 (407)
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore
#70206 (1270)
<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?
<synth> i dunno
<Wrench> im a tool
#70207 (-77)
<fnad> damn look at those spaceship quotes plummet on the QDB!
<grongy> SHIT!
<grongy> at this rate I'll never be able to find good nigger quotes again
#70279 (164)
<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they think they know everything anyhoo
<Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for 'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny
#70281 (284)
(markut) that this was a bicycly accident
(@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved bicycles?
#70288 (217)
<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.'
#70290 (146)
<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either.
<nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a constructive manner
<nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)