#68577 (54)
( LiNKz )  I need to grab a good copy of Win2k server
( SpiritMaster )  my friend had it but during installation it scared him so he installed win me again
#68581 (797)
*** Rossy is now known as Rossy|Married
<Rossy|Married> ullo
<StoneColdSpider> u poor bastard Rossy
<Rossy|Married> thanx StoneColdSpider I still see you must be having a successful relationship with you PC
<StoneColdSpider> oh i am indeed we are expecing a palm pilot anyday now
#68592 (257)
<tinker> ok i can't do my man right... i try to man man and it don't work i mean i installed from rpm by tar -RPM package.bz2 can anyone help it just crashes and says stuff to me
<soroh6> haha
<Threed> for help on doing your man, try gaysRus.com
<soroh6> he can't do his man right
#68607 (744)
<boster> what is a good crapy digital camera
<ares> the oxymoron 500
#68621 (301)
<Thermy> CE is both a pain and a pleasure to work with, like sex with a teenager
<tom> you can only make jokes about sex with teenagers if you arent fucking one i think
<Thermy> who made those rules?
<Hocho> jesus, lord of atlantis
<Eskimo> that guy owes me five bucks
#68623 (552)
<D3adlode> I was a mistake you jackass
<Quasar> We all got birth certificates, d3 got an apology letter from durex
#68626 (128)
<+MegamanX2K> They shoulda advertised UT03 at the super bowl
<@Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh
<+MegamanX2K> who needs Football when you have BOMBING RUN!
<+MegamanX2K> <Jerry_Rice> YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU PUNT!
<Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh
<MegamanX2K> with all the interceptions Tampa Bay made, John Madden shoulda yelled out "RrrrrrrrrrrrrRAMPAGE!"
#68627 (43)
<Way> its all the same to you tho
<Way> u just stick it in his ass anyways ..
<Way> boy or girl
<Hiro> true
<Hiro> but with girls you can go front then flip over and pretend its a boy
<Hiro> double the fun
<Hiro> and boys squirm too much
<Hiro> Imean I want a bit of a fight but not while IM concentrating
#68630 (268)
Kit-Fox> YAY! i found some food!
elroy{K}> yay! kill it!
#68637 (164)
<slinky> i ordered a pizza
<slinky> the pizza guy came and brought the pizza, he said: "there was no address, but i figured it was for you"
<slinky> maybe i order too regularly or something
<thokky> slinky heh
<_mrT> slinky i ordered pizza on the weekend
<thokky> sounds a bit like mrT
<_mrT> and pizza service boss himself dleivered it
<_mrT> and started smalltalk..
<_mrT> "you havent ordered in quite some time.."
<_mrT> me: "i was on holidays"
<_mrT> "oh where did you go to?"
<_mrT> etc for 5mins
<_mrT> i was like WTF heh
<thokky> _mrT you are the one what makes their business profitable
<thokky> heh
<slinky> good customer relations :)
<_mrT> hehe
<slinky> it's probably a cover for mafia to wash money
<thokky> "hey i heard mrT moved into city, theres market for pizza delivery place"
<slinky> so now you're friends with the Family :)
<thokky> yeah
<thokky> and they start to call you Nicky Foureye
<slinky> i think i definitely should not eat so much pizza
<thokky> or Fat-Tony
<slinky> haha
<slinky> Squeaky-Vinnie
<thokky> hehe yea
#68653 (-640)
<chojin> i love reading the bottom quotes on bash.org
<chojin> they're so funny
<chojin> i mean, even niggers know they're funny
<djay_> !
<chojin> well, they would, if they could read the quotes
<chojin> dumb niggers
#68695 (293)
<Ig[AtWork]> For your pleasure...bad quotes:
<Ig[AtWork]> Hec-1: I got the japanese version of the bang bus
<Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: lol
<Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: I bet the japanese version of bang bus is called... "SUPER FUN RALLY BANG BUS GO GO GO!!! Make Happy strange girl!"
#68714 (251)
<deathscout> did she like its size?
<Medic911> not at first. It grew on her
#68777 (415)
<zamros> WHEN I SAW IT I WANTED TO SHIT MY PANTS
<zamros> THEN I REALIZED I WAS ON THE TOILET
<zamros> SO I JUST SHIT RIGHT THERE
#68795 (179)
<grem> i even told my engrish teacher my dog ate my homework so i was forced to gut it
<grem> but it was half digested so she owed me a dog
#68806 (446)
<ChompyGator> every time you tell a lie, it makes the baby Jesus cry..
<Flirbnic> But Jesus isn't a baby any more
<Flirbnic> He's a corpse
<Oberfeldwebel> OMG HE DIED?!?!?!!?
<Oberfeldwebel> My thoughts and prayors go out to the christ fammily.
#68807 (224)
<^catalyst> we're a bunch of geeks, we collectively know everything.
<WhiteyFord> yeah.. some of us even know how to get laid
<Redback> im sure a large majority know how WhiteyFord
<Redback> its just some strugle with the prerequsites
#69212 (211)
<MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
#69216 (333)
<Sh0t> i have bumps among my pubes
<Dirge> Sh0t: those are testacles
#69283 (649)
<IanJ> so I got on the elevator here to come up to my room and these girls were in there and they were like "You know, you live on our floor but we never get to see you!" and I'm like... "Duh... uhm... yeah... uhh.... well I don't know you guys..." and then there was an awkward silence. but when we got back to my floor I pulled out my electric guitar and started wailing on it. and they accepted me. and I am now the king of earth.
<ElCarpeto> Ian masters tribal ethics.
<IanJ> the real ending to that little story is a lot more depressing.
#69326 (644)
<Huge_Spatula> I wanted to submit a mistake from "The Man in the Iron Mask" to www.moviemistakes.com that said, "Watch the scenes that feature Leanardo Dicapprio carefully. He can't act."
#69383 (505)
<bad_carpet> false alarm
<bad_carpet> My uncle wouldn't care if I was IRCing
<bad_carpet> I'm just embarrased.
<bad_carpet> to be found doing so
<bad_carpet> Imagine what they'd think if they knew a 25 year old man calling himself bad_carpet was talking to a 19 year old man calling himself, 'muffin'
#69527 (791)
<novalis> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<novalis> Two. One to hold the giraffe, and another to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
#69531 (406)
<Focusyn> hmm there are chicks on my floor named Johnnie, Scott and Brett
<@SJr|Tecra> tell them that after the operations they are suppose to pick girls names.
#69672 (279)
<PACHUKA> I'm exempt from draft
<PACHUKA> W00T
<TonyD> PACHUKA: cuz you're borderline retarded?
<PACHUKA> tonyd: no, because I'm unfing your mother, they don't take charity workers