#66373 (252)
<cranefist> i love it when cool bands cover madonna
<zed> So that way you don't have to admit that you like Madonna?
#66405 (166)
<NYCchica4EvA> cristal? like the champagne?
<sKratch> no like the meth
#66440 (138)
<Meyow> remember back in 1996
<Meyow> when you used to think about 2000
<Meyow> and get all these space suits
<Meyow> you know why its not like that
<Meyow> I blame IRC
<Meyow> :P
<Meyow> more chatting then thinking
<Meyow> like what 80% of the world uses IRC now
<Meyow> "you have joined #sony"
<Meyow> "so what should our next product be"
<Meyow> "how about space suitS?"
<Meyow> *  idiot has been kicked by boss (your fired)
#66715 (449)
<roboman20> +_&----~~=
<@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards while jizzing lol
#66783 (389)
<DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with the excuse "I think we should see other people".
<Hugh> Yikes.
<DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my voice. Scary.
<DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of heavy breathing.
#66949 (44)
systemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay
systemtek: brb
gino220576: k
gino220576: what u bidding for
systemtek: a router
gino220576: for drilling holes ?
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[Rictor] 1f j00 (4n 1234d 7|-|15, j00 n33d 70 937 |41d
[ArchDemon] *sob* so true.
#67364 (1672)
<|Asriel> How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
<|Asriel> Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis
<|Asriel> I mean ladder!
#67454 (586)
<amiel> i got a new reality show
<amiel> a chick has unprotected sex with 10 or so guys while she's ovulating, 9 months later a camera crew goes and ruins each guys life
<amiel> we could call it remember me, or sexual roulette
<amiel> or find a bunch of people who are related and don't know it, hook them up, and expose their incest
#67565 (570)
<Aegis> You know what's REALLY freaky about the game Black & White?
<Aegis> When you're helping these guys in the beginning build their boat...
<Aegis> They want meat to eat along the way, right? No problem.
<Aegis> Well...when you give a sheep to them they're like "Oooh, a sheep. Sheep have many uses...thank you."
<Aegis> Makes me wonder...
#67596 (211)
<eddy> when the nurse was trying to guess how many units of alcohol I drank a week it was like playing higher or lower
#67669 (1224)
(@Noodles`) i got my cdkey from a ebay photo of somebody selling q3
#67711 (458)
<danamania> pfft. exploding batteries. once again a PC manufacturer copies something apple was doing YEARS ago
#67938 (791)
<viro|work> i remember my birth
<viro|work> it sucked :(
<regener8ed> i remember your conception
<regener8ed> it rocked
#68429 (483)
<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere?
<@WinX> yes.
<@WinX> http://your-fucking-tv/
#68431 (179)
<Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr......
<Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)
#68444 (282)
<Karate|Superbowl> i hate on football they always assume u know all the colors and which team name and team city they go with :|
<Karate|Superbowl> cuz for scores tehy just show like a pic and the number
<@Azhrarn> I hate on football how they always have like 10-15 minutes of crap in between all the good commercials
#68451 (492)
<CheeseSteakJim> i like porn because it doesnt laugh at my penis
#68522 (319)
Number 3 Rugger: bitch fuck 1080
onkeybutt87: is that a skateboard trick?
#68533 (686)
<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
#68536 (460)
<Raekwon> Matrix 2: "Hey Neo, let's go for a walk" **CRAZY MATRIX MUSIC** camera angles all over the place, approx time to walk one block 25 minutes
<BlurryMystr> haha, well yeah. It's the Matrix.
<BlurryMystr> Nothing ever happens plainly in the Matrix.
<Tituba> tying shoes
<Raekwon> just like The Bible
<Tituba> breathing
<Teegus> "Neo! walk the dog" *Kung foo dog shitting action*
<BlurryMystr> Neo: "Boy, this burger looks good."  *agents leap up, try to steal the burger, Neo has to fight them off while eating fries*
<Teegus> neo dodges fries leaving onion ring trails
<Tituba> after he finishes killing them all he mutters "now that's done my way"
#68558 (-25)
<[Basil]Ruger> WHO IN THE FUCK USED MY CUM CLEAN UP RAG AS A GODDAMNED OIL RAG?
<[Basil]Ruger> FUCKING NASTY SHIT
<[Basil]Ruger> NOW I HAVE A NIGGER DICK
* [Basil]Ruger screams loudly
#68573 (311)
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> i talked for 4 hours, to my anti-drug girlfriend
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> stoned off my ass
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> she didnt suspect nothing
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like "everyone here is wasted and toasted"
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> she is like You arent i hope
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like Nope!
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> oh man, i should be an actor
<LoZel> no you shouldnt
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> yes
<LoZel> no dude you cant even make text beleivable
#68574 (146)
<bytraper> what network does kazaa run on?
<OpsuPup> the internet
#68575 (201)
<wip3out|isthekeymaster>fuck, i knew it... the one time I wanted pizza and it happens to be super bowl sunday, and now PapaJohns.com is getting DOSed by fat football fans.