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(231)<{EDF}SS> and you can send files to people at 160kB/s? <{EDF}SS> or kb/s? <DRoawn> no they can download from me <DRoawn> that fat <DRoawn> fast <{EDF}SS> so.....there's a difference between you sending files to people and them downloading from you? <DRoawn> yesd <DRoawn> yes* <{EDF}SS> ....I.....see...... #65859
(221)<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing with the other! <Vang> ... <Ming> heh <Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls... #65876
(1111)<worldie> I just blew my load <W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8( <miner> ...... <W13> oh crap that didnt come out right <W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza <Marc> Surrrre ya did. #65904
(432)<Raspberry> i think seisures are like the unique and beautiful snowflakes of the dance world <snipe> Raspberry: you're obviusly not epileptic then <snipe> What do you call an epileptic on a bed of lettuce? <Raspberry> *shrug* <snipe> Seizure salad * Raspberry groans #65919
(272)Tool2004: she said i seem "cuddly" Espn0013: like a walrus #66161
(269)<b1u3> i hate those fat/ugly girls who go around wo bras like theyre playboy bunnies <b1u3> them: 'im secure with my body!' me: 'im not' #66190
(126)<astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch? <nistor> no lol <astrOdz> you choose bsd over god? <nistor> hrm hard choice <astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :) #66197
(243)<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =) <Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later #66201
(414)<+SAB3> Wow, cool site <RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better <+SAB3> Give me the url <RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php <+SAB3> Doesn't work <RiPPeRke> It works fine over here <+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ... #66206
(147)<downgrade> I should do something productive. <downgrade> Is masturbation productive? <downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff #66208
(465)<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything. <Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now. #66210
(459)<@Marc> However, I do have leather elbow-length gloves and knee high boots for general use. ...ten minutes of silence... * @Marc jots that down in "Ways to kill a conversation volume 3" #66212
(1274)<Skier`> oops <Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it wasn't my cat <Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now #66224
(70)<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying ftp.fpsarchive.com: ? <deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name <GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U <GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name <deepcut> hahaha <deepcut> and you expect that to work? <deepcut> idiot <GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP sites <GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something? <deepcut> well duh #66238
(217)allow (Israel@adsl-143-203.barak.net.il) has joined #sleepwalkers <hajjs> il is what country? #66245
(285)<stig> LCST: do you have a crack? <LCST> sure i do <LCST> | | <LCST> |( . )| <LCST> | | | <LCST> |__|__| <stig> lol <stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT #66247
(128)<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing. <+[1RB]sika> no way man <+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell? <@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either. <+[1RB]sika> come on tell me <+Lee> The math part of physics killed me <+Buchwald> oy, science talk. i'll come back when you guys are dumber #66263
(683)<dm0n3y> ----------------fags type below this line---------------------- <Vondi> Aiee <dm0n3y> GG VONDI <dm0n3y> wait, shit #66268
(837)<castironpants>Everyone's mad at me because I faked an orgasm... <castironpants>...In the middle of a teen pregnancy seminar... #66300
(198)<Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N <Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ <Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha <Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement plans #66308
(85)<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy wrestling PPVs makes you really popular #66323
(365)<Deimos> wtf random girls are msging me in icq <Deimos> must be mating season #66350
(405)*** SyKnight (SyKnight@mctn1-3751.nb.aliant.net) has joined the channel <UrbnLgnd> :) *** SyKnight has left the channel <UrbnLgnd> i guess I have an ugly face #66352
(436)<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK <Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_< <Liam> Jens <Liam> There are only lesbians making out <Liam> On Goatporn.com <Jens> Oh. <Jens> Whew. <Jens> ... <D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed. <Jens> Why the fuck did you check that? #66359
(2255)<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming? <Ouroboros> Uh huh. <FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time. <FLB> So you have more or less two options. <FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later. <FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence. <Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up. <FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you. <Ouroboros> E) Ow. <FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above. <Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok. <FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea. <Ouroboros> I) pick B) <FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold. <Ouroboros> K) <FLB> L)OL <FLB> M)an this is getting old. <Ouroboros> N)o kidding.