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#65256 (-70)

NotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259
FishingForCoins : haha
FishingForCoins : What's this?
NotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes.
FishingForCoins : ...
FishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964
NotSpudBoy : God we're geeks.

#65530 (834)

<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer
<lav> that bear is solid grey
<Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec.
<lav> ok?
<Zhuzhen> no one in there?
<Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care.

#65579 (179)

[+]Kamz|gawne> i wont talk to you unless ur keyboard drivers are open source

#65595 (840)

<MrFixIt> kekekekekekekeke zerg rush ^____^
<MrFixIt> That's all the Korean I know

#65605 (202)

<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties?
<Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become?
<druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up their dimming sex life with nudism
<druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your saggy breast from my coffee

#65618 (124)

<Baker> They look like they wouldn't exactly be intulectials though :D

#65655 (190)

<Tramtrist> anyone seen vaun?(fucko?)
<Tramtrist> someone post on vn and tell him to get in here pzl(plz)
<Mardom> i saw him giving sexual favors to men
<Tramtrist> k
<Tramtrist> anyone not a complete tard see him?
<Mardom> haha
<Mardom> good luck finding one of those in here
<Tramtrist> yeah ;/

#65665 (1341)

<@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo Hinkey|dual|sleep CannibalCorpse|server
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Urban
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo wacko Hinkey
* ChanServ sets mode: -o D3adlode
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv deyja Ed|shower
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv mr_P`gone Puck
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.com
* CannibalCorpse|server was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Ed|shower was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* deyja was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey|dual|sleep was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* this_is_the_clown was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* DaJoob was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Tragik was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Urban was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Puck was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Creutzfeld|away was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* TheSkaarj-corner was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* mr_P`gone was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* BOLL was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Quasar was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* jake^the^cake was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* diamond-optic|mapping was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* wacko was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* D3adlode was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
<+Frie|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!!

#65669 (232)

<love`mouse> OMFG
<love`mouse> I hope that's chocolate on my pillow
<Dislexic> :/

#65672 (128)

<Shinji> You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working

#65673 (266)

<kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ
<kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER
<austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ
<cj_> je5uS <hr|57
<cj_> | a|\/| TE|-| <o[]l /\0L Du|)E I c@n leEtifY e\/3RY7HINg
<pexor> |-|0|`/ 5|-|17 1 r|_||3
<pexor> 819 ¢0>< p|z
<toast> cj_: burritos today?
<pexor> |)4|\|¢1|\|9 ¢0¢|<5 p|z
* Added *!*@* to ignore list
<kinzillah`> sweet, sweet, silence

#65674 (180)

<Deke> i want impossible creatures
<[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club
<Deke> ..
<Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?

#65677 (569)

[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms
[12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.
[12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!

#65681 (105)

<FrAuStY|wirk> why is it.. condom only cover your dong? I mean.. your balls are steadily slapping some wet dripping poontang
<Thordic> Your balls dont have a dirty juice entry point
<C_Mayhem> if she bites they do....

#65693 (1071)

<@Blaxthos> can anyone see this ?
<@heath> no
<@jsb> no
<@Blaxthos> good
* Blaxthos heads to the women's locker room

#65700 (21)

<fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like that
<fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry
<fro> and not in a good way

#65714 (638)

(azzkicker) chan ops chan ops whatchta gonna do whatcha gonna do when they kickban you

#65722 (418)

<danhon> So, I'm eating a banana
<danhon> And I can't stop thinking "You haven't had sex in 10,000 years"
<Cringer> A quick google search will show that that's not true.
<Cringer> Bananas just haven't had sex with any other bananas in 10,000 years.

#65729 (81)

<CamaroSS> can you "upgrade" your power supply?
<CamaroSS> in your house, that is
<[Fang]going|postal> um, no
<CamaroSS> as in pay them to make your power supply better
<frink> wtf
<[Fang]going|postal> your house doesn't have a power supply
<CamaroSS> then it isn't my dad's cheapness?
<[Fang]going|postal> lolol
<frink> your power supply in your house HAHA
<CamaroSS> well, my dad wired the power in my basement

#65749 (999)

<Neon[UK]>im considering using redhat as my desktop pc
<Neon[UK]>its just so much better
<Neon[UK]>windows error: OMFG THERZZ AN ERRROR!!111 WTF??!?!?!
<Neon[UK]>linux error: hello there, you have an error. here's a detailed list of whats gone wrong and he's how to fix it, would you like some coffee?

#65778 (275)

<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"

#65803 (401)

<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though.
<Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.

#65829 (272)

< mctaylor> you want to use outlook?
<@nt_> erm, yes
<@nt_> why
< mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client that doesn't follow RFCs...
<@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare functionality into it

#65840 (145)

<afropik> hmm
<afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you"
<afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search

#65848 (328)

<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear.
<Xar^> something's not quite right here.
<PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear