#70293 (50)
<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows died in one just last month.
<@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems to me.
<crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so
<netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque.
<netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire isn't as congested.
<@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold
<netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.
#70296 (251)
--> Sunny (~Sunny@as1-71.w3c.com) has joined #gtk+
<Sunny> hello every one
<Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+
#70300 (75)
<bigcalm> are anal probes fun?
<Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube
#70301 (180)
<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is the life
<Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have a life ;)
#70303 (143)
(slippy): it's appauling
(slippy): :/
(doggie^): like your spelling..
#70305 (153)
<Raspberry> I'm a "Businessman" i work for myself -- I do not sit in my parents basement and drink mountain dew all day while beating off to Princess Leah during the Jabba the Hutt scenes -- so I really don't relate to most "linux geeks"
#70307 (29)
<[Binary]> How do I block pornsites and stuff in Windows? My aunt just got a huge bill after her kids had been surfing.
#70310 (112)
<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig, instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/
<@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death metal than i could have had before... ;)
#70312 (1064)
<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar.
<Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."
<Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
#70314 (311)
<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could unroll the whole thing before it touched the water.
<Mbwana> It was quite amusing.
<Rialian> well? did you?
<Mbwana> Yes
<Rialian> hehehehe
<Mbwana> It looked very neat
<Qaulorn> you're easily amused too?
<Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water?
<Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel?
<Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant quilted kind?
<Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to help you
<Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or so
<Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white?
<Mbwana> It plain
<Mbwana> Uh
<Mbwana> Minus the it
<Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even videotaped it and took pictures of it.
<Sealom> I accuse you of lying.
#70319 (154)
<Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution?
<Herne> To stop talking to you?
<Noplex> You broke that already.
<Herne> Oops
#70321 (278)
<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB
<slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
<slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"
#70322 (203)
<Beanie> so what should I play?
<DarkMSTie> adventure games
==Beanie fires up Zork
<DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface
<Beanie> graphical shmaphical
<Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!
#70324 (-84)
<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash.
<dirtyfrog> And that's the truth
<ap0c> That's really really sad.
#70402 (512)
<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well
<Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately, that's how you look in real life.
#70450 (445)
<Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a connection to a computer
#70460 (298)
<nolamerbro> i m god in cs
<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls
<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
#70465 (173)
<Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make things fun
<[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested....
<Pieh0> what??
#70473 (334)
<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble
<adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel
#70491 (1864)
<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars?
<@Beerman> with who
<@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once
<@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments
#70505 (416)
<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for Valentine's Day
#70529 (-49)
<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk asses
<whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there
<whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce.
#70543 (148)
<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel faster than light, they're probably right.  Some extremely interesting and surprising things would have to happen before that could be wrong.
<Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid?
<Biggy> EXACTALY
<Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.
#70544 (370)
<Z> Swear to god..
<Z> These guinea pigs are like
<Z> Not even 6 months old
<Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES
<Z> ><;
<Incorrect> lol
<Incorrect> hjahahahahah
<Z> Now they're pissing me off..
<Z> I can't get one simple pussy
<Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage
#70545 (130)
<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing tall.  "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME."