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(161)<Mdar> I see ads for anti-depresents <Mdar> side effects, constipation and insomnia <Auri> somehow, I think constipation and insomnia would contribute to depression... <Mdar> yeah <Mdar> do I want to make love with a knife, or not sleep and shit... #62293
(240)01/06/03] [01:52:39 AM] <Gh0sTly-deth> ... <Gh0sTly-deth> how do i kick my own nick, cause i wanna use it, mirc crashed and left Gh0sTly logged in <Lutarez`> ghost <Gh0sTly-deth> ? <Duker900> ghost <Gh0sTly-deth> yes? <Lutarez`> heh <Duker900> no command ghost #62297
(51)(@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday (@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces #62310
(698)<xanex> xmms manages to skip about 90 songs in my playlist and keep playing the same 5 over and over <xanex> its a new feature, they call it 'MTV mode' #62315
(333)<port80> I was trying to do my washing yesterday, she draggeed me onto the bed handcuffed me (oh how I struggled) and *censored* the *censored* out of me. <Hajitorus> plungered the herpes out of you? <port80> yes... yes indeed #62338
(28)<S|mb0l|c> how can i view just the hot bitches profiles? #62344
(345)<+reality|> i love jesus but i couldn't eat a whole one #62355
(175)* Joins: SJr|Tecra (Sjr@west373.authent.sfu.ca) <RoChess> SJr, i like your new dns, if it had a T in it, i'd join that college #62356
(304)<@Wizzard> love is a word men use to get laid <@Wizzard> actually replace men with teenaged boys <@SJr> men use money #62362
(43)<Yarneo> i never found a diff between 16 and 32 bit :| <Fidel-> thats because u're color blind #62365
(340)<Rabbitoh> hehe 2 years ago I went to Fox Studios in Sydney where they held the annual 'sexpo' and there was a chick demonstrating a way in which to make a caste of ones genitals using a fast drying seaweed based liquid to the groin. she was on stage standing like a bow legged cowboy, slapping the stuff on her axe mark beneath her skirt. mmm classy. she then said it'd be great for guys to carry the replica pussy in their pockets to play with.. yeahh.. ok lol <punkrockgirl> you know what else is classy? using the phrase "axe mark" #62373
(30)<nuggs> how do i find out my irc number? #62380
(34)<an13810> OMFG, My brother keeps his "cum-paper" inside the compute. #62388
(252)<Marticus> i am perusing wil wheatons web log <toe2toe> What is "being fucking bored and running out of things to do on the internet" <toe2toe> oh sorry... i thought this was jeopardy there for a second #62397
(207)<Krell> man, im so fuckin thick today <PinkShirt> your density increased? #62400
(321)(+Cougem) msns telling me to make sure im on the internet (+Cougem) how do i check #62403
(354)<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD <kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought <kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too <MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :) #62407
(485)<kuribo> cacti: got any porn haiku? <CactusJac> Ejaculation <CactusJac> Spray your load onto my face <MikeSweetser> It's what's for dinner. #62410
(267)[ _Bender_ ] Guys [ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... [ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year? #62413
(107)<bunyip> if you can put yourself in situations where you meet new people that won't hurt <SporkAndrew> ...become a cult leader <Lethe> you'll definitely meet some desperate people there :p <SporkAndrew> just make sure you get them to drink the poisoned kool-aid first... then they're all fair game... #62419
(439)<pHluid> It usually takes like 30 days to reroute a fucking T1 line <mef> why are you telling us? <pHluid> Just mentioning <pHluid> Didn't mean to interrupt your meaningful fucking idling. <pHluid> So sorry. <mef> Apology accepted. <l0st> we all make mistakes #62435
(382)@<Yeshua> am I the only one who thinks the black-haired girl in t.a.t.u is EXTREMELY hot? @<Echo5ive> Yeshua: I second that erection. @<Echo5ive> eh, I mean emotion. #62467
(1048)<Qualjyn> AOL made a keyboard for their users, it looks like this: <Qualjyn> ____ ____ ____ <Qualjyn> ||A |||S |||L || <Qualjyn> ||__|||__|||__|| <Qualjyn> |/__\|/__\|/__\| #62471
(273)<Palpaleos> ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?mullet7.jpg <dn> he looks like a girl <Him> it is a girl, dn <dn> she looks like a guy then #62476
(674)<bhlaab> I want to learn sexual education via the internet! I know what to do! I'll search for "sex" in google! It will be an educational journey of science. <bhlaab> 202,000,000 entries found! I will learn a lot!!