#62132 (96)
souleman: doesn't everyone have a rag they use for cleaning up after they make a mess?
Negative: I don't ;)
Negative: I never make a mess
souleman: haha
souleman: you don't get off?
Negative: I just open my mouth and aim ;)
#62140 (338)
<antiuser> man
<antiuser> flash is like sméagol
<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried
<antiuser> the second time it's all nice
<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER
#62145 (275)
[ @Treach ] can you hump in the sims online
[ @qoncept ] Treach, i think so but i dont know how. figures.
[ @TribalJedi ] you need the love bed i think
[ @qoncept ] thats stupid why cant you just do it out by the dumpster like in real life
#62148 (3)
<Ado1> why cant i be ado
<PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: did you register the name 'ADO'? or did some1 esle?
<Ado1> i did on the atomic forums
#62158 (236)
<@brush> i'm not racist i donwnload black porn too
#62161 (410)
<Jagfire> I gotta virus
<wwestnilee> speaking of virus
<wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff
<wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff
<Jagfire> o.O
<wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them
<wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn
#62178 (188)
<Lugie> how do i look at a downloaded file
<Paw> open your eyes
<Lugie> where can i find it now thats its downlosaded
<Paw> hit alt + F4 to open your last downloaded program
Quits [Lugie]: (Lugie@AC852723.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:)
#62185 (132)
* Coyote` (HaHa@209.194.21.WyldRyde-43304) Quit (Quit: DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS)
<Apple> what's device=fngrcros.sys?
<netnomad> Oh buoy.
* Apple grins
<Apple> i'll look it up
<netnomad> You do that.
#62191 (37)
gscale88: Snow Day Chain_If you send this to 10 ppl in 10 minutes then 2morrow we will have a SNOW DAY!!!!!If you only send it to 5ppl then we will have a 2hour delay but go for the SNOW DAY!!
SouledOut 4 Good: Who sent this to you? God?
gscale88: lol
gscale88: don't ask...
#62192 (2)
<D3adlode> I just noticed something; 1337 + 666 = 2003 =O
#62198 (211)
<eddy> school was ok except for the lack of beer
#62223 (139)
<shoe_> when i watched the two towers the other day... it hit me ddenly
<shoe_> WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE?
#62227 (223)
<Calmino> my father purchased a mule
<leah^-^> heh
<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123
<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321
<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321
#62230 (445)
<Vang> Hmm, he's suddenly awfully quiet.
<Paul> its tough typing with 1 hand.
<Paul> quote me on that and die, pigs.
#62232 (225)
<SideLabel> Rhodz, there is bad porn.
<Rhodz> Dude, when you can masturbate overa guy getting his ass licked out coz ur too lazy to fast forward, you can masturbate to anything
<Rhodz> wait, when you said "bash.org", you didn't mean you submitted my anal lick quote to bash did you?
<Dramon> no i dont know how
<Dramon> i was just thinking of it at the time
<Rhodz> lol ok cool
#62233 (230)
tom: you know it's not a good sign when you go for a trip, and only realize a week later that you forgot to unpack your bag
tom: and your bag includes your deodorant and toothbrush
#62234 (24)
<@tkg> im gonna overclocking it
<@tkg> but in winter
#62235 (227)
<Afxtwin> I am looking for some really good ascii art
<ecto> I got it
<ecto> but you got to suck my dick first.
<sXr> show him your cok pls
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<ecto>           /\) _
<ecto>      _   / / (/\
<ecto>     /\) ( Y)  \ \
<ecto>    / /   ""   (Y )
<ecto>   ( Y)  _      ""
<ecto>    ""  (/\       _
<ecto>         \ \     /\)
<ecto>         (Y )   / /
<ecto>          ""   ( Y)
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#62237 (177)
<JohnWWells> Evening.
* JohnWWells Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Nematocyst> it's not the EVENING
<Nematocyst> 19:29:09
<Nematocyst> ...
<Nematocyst> FUCK
#62238 (24)
<creepyfufu> what the fuck
<creepyfufu> university of texas is 50% female 49% male
<Ironchef> omfg
<Ironchef> whats the other
<[emoninja]ant> black
<[emoninja]ant> >:D
#62241 (571)
<mulambo`MoD> man
<mulambo`MoD> this dude is fucking everywhere
<mulambo`MoD> every channel i go to he's on
<mulambo`MoD> but he never talks to me
<mulambo`MoD> CHANSERV!!!!!!!!!!
<mulambo`MoD> HELLO!!!!!!!!!
#62244 (322)
(Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;)
(Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why?
(One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment?
(Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean
(Oliverglass) uh
(subgeek) Gnome?
(ke1th) GNOME?
(Oliverglass) XP or something
#62245 (-4)
<stream> i did dxm for the first time
<stream> and i took a shit
<stream> then threw up in it
<stream> and shit splashed all over my face
<stream> hahah
#62248 (1239)
<Dromous> I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence.
#62255 (185)
* phieje (~kp12@202.143.48.243) Quit (Quit: kersik putih net 1 pc 12)
<+otaku1> that signoff message really makes ya think
<+Dr`Device> Yeah.
<+Dr`Device> It makes me think "I'm sure glad i don't know whatever the fuck language that is".