#61808 (251)
<rone> please speak in whole sentences.  thanks.
<rone> because this
<rone> is fucking annoying
<rone> to read.
#61809 (450)
<+me0w> the guy arrested for being involved with cutting up those bodies in london is wearing a cyberdog tshirt in that pic!
<+me0w> there was a serial killer, forget which one, he used to chop up kids and cook them
<+me0w> but he said he tried a kid's dick
<+me0w> and it was too chewy
<+me0w> so he tossed it into the toilet
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<Aniki> thats what the guy here said too. first they wanted to eat the penis raw, but it was too chewy, so they had to cook it
<Tresnar> ... What the heck did I wander into?
#61810 (338)
<i386> http://www.bash.org/?21858 <----- ROFL!
<illusi0n> haha
<i386> http://www.bash.org/?7755 <---- ABHHHAHHAH! :D SO SO TRUE!
<i386> http://www.bash.org/?4395 <--- muahah, Linux Conf 2003
<i386> http://www.bash.org/?31318 <--- hehe, reminds me of atomic
<BenZor> ^^____ HAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LAME FUCKING BASH.ORG LINKING N00b, WE'RE ALL FUCKING ADDICTED AND HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE
#61816 (92)
<rob> they charged $75/h and it took "7" hours to do it
<itr> where can i sign up for that 'repair' job
<itr> i'll repair fuckin old ladies vaginas for $75/hour
#61852 (380)
<PuBeNeMy-> bahaha
<PuBeNeMy-> jaymee just walked by the bird
<PuBeNeMy-> and it yelled
<PuBeNeMy-> SLUT
<cvc> although it does sound funny
<Matt^^^> PuBeNeMy-: have you been teaching the bird dirty words?
<cvc> nah, he's been teaching the bird to be a judge of character
#61861 (247)
<TREllis> avajdjddkdkkkkah
<geekster> oh look, trellis is looking at the bottom of his laptop again
<drochaid> someone tell him it's NOT an etch-a-sketch please
<geekster> shaking it dosen't make irc go away, it will still abuse you, more so if you break your laptop being stupid
#61891 (266)
<rawb-> Hey nyisles
<rawb-> Wat doez your nick mean?
<nyisles> it means Niles
<rawb-> nile, like that ocean?
#61898 (103)
<FIFpe> Dude, can you ask Andrew to look for my wallet when he gets home
<FIFpe> Cause I need it hard
<Qinop> yeah
<Qinop> he has it hard
<FIFpe> THANK THE LORD ALMIGHTY
<FIFpe> Tell him to stick it...in his mail-box, and I"ll pick it up on the way to church
<Qinop> we don't have a box, we have a slot
<Qinop> actually it's more like a chute
<Qinop> so we will stick it in our "door"
<FIFPe> sweet
#61903 (216)
(+RC-Cola): it'd be awesome if like there were people breakdancing
(+RC-Cola): and you just got your boner out and spun like a top on your boner
(+RC-Cola): and held your feet behind your head in a suplex-style arc
(+Mr_Legacy): RC: you just might be retarted.
(+RC-Cola): oh my bad
#61930 (327)
<iota> i think my son is prejudice
<HgR`Your_Dead> [ iota ] why?
<iota> i brought him a black vantriliquist dummy home from work and he ripped it's legs off
<iota> the really bad part is i picked him up and made his mouth move and went can a nigga get a wheel chair
#61972 (294)
<BonzoBoy> An honorary degree is like a nerf dildo.
<ramoth4> nerf dildos can be fun....sort of
<Equinas> i use a nerf whip
<Equinas> it's part of the Bondage for Beginners set
#61979 (196)
<Jin> Wtf?!
* Jin kicks Quaggs' ass just for looking so fucked
<ramoth4> jin you don't have to kick someone to hurt them
<ramoth4> just kind of saunter up
<ramoth4> and lie down
<ramoth4> *squish*
<ramoth4> "oops sorry"
*** ramoth4 was kicked off #spidermantc by Jin (*squish*)
#61989 (160)
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site
#62036 (220)
<MosH> The girl was a slut.
<MrSelfDestruct^v26> loose as a goose eh
<MosH> yeah I had to strap a 2 by 4 to my ass
<MosH> so I didnt fall in that shit
#62044 (238)
<hpr-vb6> $2 bills pwn
<Cracker`tv> KEEP THE 2S!
<[LIQuid]> why?!
<Cracker`tv> take them to strip clubs when you get older... strippers dont look too hard and they think they're twenties!!!
#62059 (287)
<HellmasteR> another rather amusing thing is that lol in h4x0r is 101, and 101 in binary is 5
<HellmasteR> so when i say FIVE from now on i mean lol
#62079 (111)
<zX-ArcH> my friend has a virus, he runs windows XP, every 5-10 minutes his comp will shut down automaticlly, he must create new users just to even get on! if u know what kind of virus this is , or if u can help in anyway please PM ME
<@CitizenErazed> it's called 'windows xp'
#62095 (735)
<CheeseBro> what is another phrase for black and white?
<ksennin> #000000 and #FFFFFF
#62102 (341)
<allistar> deleting stuff out of my registry made it bigger!
<Griz> ah, the magic of windows
#62105 (259)
<marcc> What kind of company includes a program called "pimp ass newsreader" with a server OS
<Ver> uhmm.. the company that makes "pimp ass newsreader"?
<Kaeto> dude... your server has to have SOME way to get warez
<marcc> But pimp ass newsreader? With a fucking OS that's supposedly made by people with jobs and stuff?
<marcc> Why not include a Bitching Media Player, or Muthafuckin' Desktop
<Dritzen> marcc:  What distro is that?
#62110 (242)
<ItBurn|mw> yay tescd cerazeyhes
<ItBurn|mw> crashed
<Celestar|xchat> ItBurn|mw: dude how did you mistype like THAT?
#62112 (164)
onkeybutt87: I heard this commercial on the TV
onkeybutt87: from a door-store
onkeybutt87: and the guy refers to it as an "Entry system"
Changa177: lol
onkeybutt87: gotta be politically correct
#62123 (357)
<Jim> what the fuck
<Jim> where did this porn get on my computer fro---
<Jim> oooh
#62130 (426)
<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl"
<Fortis> I'm like
<Fortis> a romantic about it
<Fortis> but I say "fuck"
<Fortis> I'm all
<Fortis> "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the bitch's gash and pound her slush hole"
#62131 (49)
<ReeferCpe> ugh, just some bangbus porn
<ReeferCpe> two PALE ass people
<ReeferCpe> it was like watching ghosts fuck.