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<Dark_Ayanami> Popups have been around since the dawn of porn. Prehistoric, pornographic cave paintings would interrupt primitive man's masturbation with other paintings popping up hawking larger genitalia/clubs/wheels/fires.
<Dark_Ayanami> Then the first man would bash the new painter with his club (a primitive version of a mouse) and get back to "work".
<Dark_Ayanami> This is the first demonstrated case of "popup rage".
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<Tont0> TCP/IP illustrated needs a swimsuit issue
#61239 (365)
<maff> i know how to curb your childs videogame addiction
<maff> buy them a mac
#61272 (168)
<Yora> *dryly* you arent paying for it and the company doesnt make money off you playing, what would you call it?
<FireIsFun> Grand Theft Data
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* [TxC]-LaSeK is back from having hot sex. I was gone for 3secs
#61341 (18)
<Clay> cs is like the eqivalent of eminem every 13year old loves it
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<Bruns> I got used to people calling me 'Miss' or 'Maam' on the phone when doing support
<Bruns> then they apologize like crazy after I tell them my name
<Bruns> "Oh, I'm sorry sir.  Its just that..."
<Bruns> "...That I sound like a girl.  I know.  Thanks for reminding me."
#61351 (353)
* @PsykoDave eats his King Sized Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle
<@GregTG> Wow dave.
<@GregTG> That's a long way to go for a synonym of "cock"
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<ruckuz> but then again i was really poor as a child. good thing i was a boy otherwise i wouldn't have had anything to play with
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<Fredu|mega_sad> vodka would keep us warm
<k2tu> so would stroh 80 :P
<dr_dna> so would not drinking outside in freezing temperatures
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<Cloudy_Bear> hey you know how on the simpsons when they scream, their tongues kinda vibrate?
<Cloudy_Bear> well anyway, I was practicing doing that in the bathroom
<Cloudy_Bear> and this girl like walks in and is like "uhmm.... hi..?"
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<P1E> greetings, IRCMonkey
<IRCMonkey> Hi, I'm just wandering here, irc 1st timer!
<P1E> there's first time for everything I guess
<P1E> =]
<IRCMonkey> :-))
<IRCMonkey> Good bye! See you!
<-- IRCMonkey has quit (Client Quit)
<P1E> wow, that was, er, short
<CharlieG> the first time usually is
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<Tenchimaru_Draconis> Put one of those small headphone covers on your N64 Joystick. It doesn't hurt as much, is nice and soft, protects the joystick a bit, and your joystick doesn't get all sweaty after several hours of yanking it around.
#61513 (1296)
<Scibert> Three @s for the IRCops under the sky
<Scibert> Seven for the Op Lords in their channels of stone
<Scibert> Nine for Mortal Chatters doomed to die
<Scibert> One for the Dark Peer on his Dark Throne
<Scibert> In the land of Ping where the Netsplits lie.
<Scibert> One @ to rule them all
<Scibert> One @ to find them
<Scibert> One @ to bring them all
<Scibert> And in the darkness, bind them
<Scibert> In the Land of Ping, where the Netsplits lie.
#61533 (32)
<DarxusZzZ> it's like it's not reading the resolv.conf
<kuruption> Darxus, you're running linux?
<DarxusZzZ> on this machine? no, on the one I'm trying to fucking install gentoo on? yes
<kuruption> i have a FAQ for you on how to resolve that problem.... www.freebsd.org
<kuruption> hahaha
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<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something.
<Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"
<Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"
#61580 (22)
* Nark thinks about sniffing some girls coochie to get high
<Nark> bahaha that would kick ass, 'let me get a 50c rock of booty'
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<b1u3> when i was in like 5th grade, a DARE cop came to visit our class
<b1u3> he was going through his whole deal like 'yes im a real police officer, and this is a real gun on my belt, and if you try to grab it im trained to break your arm upon reflex' and of course we had a doped up kid with ADD in our class who only heard 'this is a real gun, try to grab it'
#61671 (193)
<luciphur> think i'll go to kfc and get some blue pepsi
<luciphur> love that shit
<luciphur> and some chips and a kernel burger too
<luciphur> i mean, colonel
<luciphur> lol, got linux on the brain
#61680 (431)
<Charlemagne> monkey? what kind of racial slur is that?
<Mercenary9> A primitive one.
#61780 (262)
<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie
<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it
<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest
<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience
<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school that I'm straight!
#61781 (162)
<Alberto> "The New Year tradition is offensive to many ethnic groups."
<Rev> In order to not offend the Chinese, do you think they should call it "Happy New Time Unit" for the sake of political correctness?
<Alberto> Yep
<Destruya> Well, now that the holiday season is over, we can get back to only caring about ourselves.
<Destruya> YAY SELFISHNESS AND THE AMERICAN WAY
#61795 (153)
<Andrew> The EX in NeoEX stands for Extra XtremeAnalPenetration.
<NeoEX> It's funny cause it's true.
#61798 (736)
*** f0r-1- has joined #photoshop
<f0r-1-> hi
<djahmar> hi
<f0r-1-> How it hanging?
<f0r-1-> :D
<Anapaest> from here to iowa
<f0r-1-> WHEEE! so, where are you from?
<Anapaest> iowa :(
#61806 (-28)
* Rach is happy yet pissed off
<Rach> bloody bitch
* Rach goes to kill becca
<keot> here's a spoon
* metolhead touges Rach's spoon