#1835 (379)
[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'.
[09:56] <Squizzle> None.
[09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I bet.
[09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'.
[09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man".
#1836 (512)
<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today
<McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style
<McMoo> and told them it was in my pants
#1837 (283)
<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as me after indian  food
#1838 (254)
<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.
<Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.
<Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole
#1839 (305)
<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products
#1840 (1500)
<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait, wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On your dog?  Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls.  Go, do it, I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so I'm never in the position you left me
#1841 (530)
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags
#1843 (356)
<kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo
#1844 (576)
<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real picture"
<c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that
#1848 (242)
<kisama_> that's why i like anime
<Guilty> Maybe
<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a dvd
<kisama_> not like this shit from the u.s. like power rangers
<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video "movie"-majiggers
<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous galactic sorcerer
edition with new cast because the old ones got teased at school
super megatronic edition
#1849 (624)
<Athena-X> have you ever tried to make a ':|' face in real life? try and do it without looking stupid and/or retarded. it's quite a challenge!
#1850 (352)
<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
<devGOD> i like kingston
<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player
<`michael> that really makes their ram better too
#1851 (314)
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list
#1852 (546)
<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house
#1855 (586)
<hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt?
<DTOX> 65.4.40.157 - port 21 - anonymous
<hoset-> thanks much
<DTOX> np
<DTOX> if that doesn't work it's because I gave you your own IP #
#1856 (653)
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests
#1857 (436)
<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious.
#1859 (310)
<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty much redundant
#1860 (337)
<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal of Evil because they're on your favourites list, that's the time to start worrying.
#1861 (1204)
<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself?
<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition
<synthmesc> :/
<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else?
<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself
<Digested> INFINITE LOOP
#1862 (-12)
<Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units
<kisama> yeah i have 354 units of nigger blood.
<Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true nigger by way of transfusion
<Guilty> Silly gook
#1863 (176)
(nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection
(nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections
(nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud
(nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their ass alot or something
#1864 (924)
<ToastyGhost> Yo.
* Brentai joyously rapes ToastyGhost.
* ToastyGhost enjoys it also.
<Defcon> Toasty you fuck.
<ToastyGhost> No, Brentai did. I just stood there.
#1866 (145)
<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget?
<synthetiq> 25
<DooD> fatass
<synthetiq> i have a large upper body
<DooD> so you have manboobs?
#1867 (317)
<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol