#1784 (529)
<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."
#1785 (590)
<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX
#1787 (281)
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.
#1794 (283)
<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?
#1800 (1000)
<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag.
#1805 (807)
(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers
#1807 (716)
<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army !
<JDigital> ...
<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.
#1808 (1075)
<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big
#1809 (192)
<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public
#1812 (311)
<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.
<doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like gaelic, only more fucked up.
<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.
<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they just spoke english really really poorly.
#1813 (534)
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
#1819 (906)
<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.
#1820 (514)
<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML
#1821 (647)
<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
<kisama_> that when i close my eyes
<kisama_> i see quad damage
<D1> I see naked men.
#1824 (286)
[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb!
[21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro
[21:51] <Nakago> >_<
[21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb?
[21:51] <Nakago> ack
[21:51] <Hatta> hmm.
[21:51] <Hatta> how would that work.
[21:51] <Nakago> don't ask
[21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1
#1825 (2832)
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
#1826 (401)
(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work
(Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out
#1827 (505)
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
#1828 (460)
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.
#1829 (100)
<kisama> fuck english too
<kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo"
<kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo"
<kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches
<kisama> were getting into it
<kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!"
<kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE BOOK!"
<kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"
#1830 (129)
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there
#1831 (333)
<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo
<ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer 6.0:
<ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit
#1832 (79)
<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie
<`michael> and we had this room in the basement
<`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis
#1833 (647)
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»»  quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit: i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)
#1834 (850)
[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does "kikurimu" mean?
[09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts."
[09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for that.
[09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words for snow.