#1868 (1505)
<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list
<mD5> mD5@aol.com
<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list
#1869 (360)
<DTOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<DTOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg?
#1870 (442)
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying
#1890 (606)
<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy, really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a lot of tension in the barber shop.
<Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does."
#1896 (951)
<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.
<gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know that.
<Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence, though.
#1897 (1335)
<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this?  It won't let me rape the sheep...
#1898 (384)
<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs
<`michael> haha
<Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower.
<Kenn> But I did...
<Kenn> :
<kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn.
<Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice.
#1899 (372)
[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good
#1900 (253)
<antonio> yeah, i whipped out the binder for this one kid who thought he misunderstood me when i said "satan"
<kisama> how i wish i could have been there
<kisama> to see the look on a man's face when you whip out a self portrait of the devil
<kisama> and say "SATAN DID MY HOMEWORK"
#1902 (282)
<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real terrorists"
#1903 (421)
<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent price increase."
#1905 (751)
<Fustard> oh good god
<Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself
<Fustard> and out loud i said
<Fustard> 'laugh out loud'
<Fustard> instead of actually laughing.
#1906 (390)
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong."
#1908 (409)
<timmo> they need to make a 41oz
<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies
<timmo> and drink the 40
#1909 (1116)
<tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue effort in new york
<devilish1> 5 mil of software
<tralamat> shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd
#1910 (218)
(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11"
#1911 (474)
<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<DTOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<DTOX> 'cause she's grounded
<DTOX> but in a month she can
#1912 (388)
<DTOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some
<DTOX> MSN WHORES
<vermifuge> DO IT DOUG
<DTOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck"
#1913 (263)
<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog' scenario?
<vermifuge> refugee - you need to put this in terms she can understand
<vermifuge> Robbin - do you think they are having a sale on fried fish, just to draw attention away from the fact that they ran out of chicken at popeyes?
#1914 (110)
<_xu> does your knees feel tired the day after you masturbate or have sex?
#1916 (457)
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
#1917 (78)
<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking
<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.
<peng> yes
<peng> the government makes up an airplane
<peng> with a passenger list and all
<peng> to coincide with the WTC
<kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass
<peng> this shit goes deep man
<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."
<kisama> "have a teddy bear"
<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets.
#1924 (373)
(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof(peopleOnEarth) == sizeof(peopleMyHoes)) { printf("Hi.\n"); }
(nexxai) Hi.
(nexxai) <-- not a geek.
#1931 (519)
<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet
#1932 (540)
* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.
<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too"