#59749 (187)
<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.
<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
#59757 (-78)
<sKratch> you know what?  if we could choose our nationality at birth, there would be no canada
<sKratch> or it would just be a country full of morons
<sKratch> oh wait...
#59763 (25)
<Nark> flash2 is the easiest shit to learn next to wanking off to Pamela Anderson
#59788 (304)
<+sysys> i could tell you if WINDOWS FUCKING ME didn't crash
<+sysys> er
<+sysys> WINDOWS ME
<+sysys> that didnt come out right
<@spacemank> LOL
#59803 (257)
<Hemlock> cloning one's pet doesn't seem that costly
<Hemlock> i am seriously considering doing this
<Compute> hem:  you can't clone rocks, dumbass
#59830 (-47)
<DislocatedStyle8> *God attacks True_Yoshi dealing .0000000000000000001 damage*
#59834 (173)
<@DarkHoly> you live in canadian future, that's like, wright brothers just invented airplane
<Tdot> airplane?
<Tdot> O_o
<@DarkHoly> see?
#59839 (331)
<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie
<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it
<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest
<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience
<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school that I'm straight!
#59847 (240)
<Swift> I need lemonade.
<dmc2> I hate it when my sound goes blurry.
<supakoopa> i hate when my video gets loud.
#59863 (279)
<phrenzy> i went to laser force yesterday all that cs made me really good
<a3LegdCat> so you camped like a mofo?
#59874 (469)
* dazalyn *wisks* off her bra... aaaahhhhh freedom
<nymph`grl> daz: Hehehe. This is why I love tank-tops with the shelf bra.
<dazalyn> my boobs are too big for the shelf bra to actually work...
<dazalyn> i wear them anyway
<dazalyn> lol
<nymph`grl> same here, lol
<Wildcard`> too much information
<nymph`grl> on a DDD it's really hard to keep them in check in those things. :)
<shayden> too much information?
<shayden> not enough visuals
#59880 (17)
<fetman> when I read the quotes on bash.org I feel that I too wan't to be as stupid as they are and make such stupid comments and make everyone laugh
<fetman> How do I become as stupid as they are?
<tfg> There are two steps, as follows:
<tfg> 1) Bang your head repeatedly on the wall until you pass out
<tfg> 2) Repeat step 1 until you get that stupid idea that you can actually be funny out of your head
#59894 (271)
<tamrfc> HOW DO YOU CHANGE A .ZIP FILE TO .EXE I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR ABOUT 40 MINS NOW.
#59896 (20)
<Nvrmr> were gonna have stalkers
<Nvrmr> gonna have turks knocking on our door asking how to use FlashFXP
#59907 (487)
«Edgar_the_Fish» i sat and watched 3 male hamsters gang bang a female hamster for about an hour at a pet store
#59927 (22)
<KeeperX> <zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG
<KeeperX> <Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
<Flaming_Duck> oh god
<Flaming_Duck> look at the JPG
<Flaming_Duck> that's so gay
<KeeperX> yes, that is gay
<KeeperX> external CDROM
#59967 (948)
<stormo> im watching the best movie atm..
<Aurian> why is it so good??
<stormo> any film where a clown fingerfucks a nun has got to be good
<Aurian> okay, i now consider myself lucky for not watching it
<Aurian> isn't it meant to be about ninjas???
<stormo> now they're having actual sex
<stormo> yeah
<stormo> the nun is a ninja in disguise
<Aurian> ahh
<Aurian> and who's the clown?
<stormo> another ninja
<stormo> look, i'm not watching this film for it's complex and involved plot
#59970 (0)
<SithAdmin> * Now talking in #rape.support
<SithAdmin> * Retrieving #rape info...
<SithAdmin> * SithAdmin changes topic to 'You were all begging for it!'
<SithAdmin> * You were kicked from #rape.support by RSBot (banned!)
#59995 (255)
<comet_11> can't you just see someone using quake to learn how to kill?
<comet_11> "...So then I ran up to him with my rocket launcher, even though I couldn't find the quad damage anywhere. He turned and I swear he was going to fire a slime ball at me. I tried to strafe, but someone must have set my mouse/keyboard combo up wrong and I turned backwards and fell over."
#60012 (50)
<zamros> THE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING MY OWN COMPUTER IS THAT I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY THAT MY FAMILY IS GOING TO TYPE ON IT
#60025 (1120)
<WTM2K> i accidentally turned on auto-catch, and everytime someone says a url it pops up in explorer
<Supachikn> www.superchicken.com
<|Cheez|> sorry about this but www.goatse.cx
<Supachikn> www.tubgirl.com
<Dekkon> www.dekkon.com
<WTM2K> i hate you all
#60049 (144)
<DooD> and for the record i worship kim -_-
<``Erik> kim? one of my playtoys is named kim
<DooD> you name your blowup dolls?
#60053 (592)
<seph2k> The idea of old people getting it on makes me SICK *BARF*. MANDATORY CASTRATION AFTER THE AGE 60. Man I hate people.
<toad-> I agree with seph2k
<toad-> I think old people should be killed at birth
#60061 (-4)
<FlaVouR> if http was cooler it would be YO!/SUP!
#60066 (295)
<polyWog> my welfare sim family keeps having babies
<polyWog> how true to life