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(153)<KaRn> so if i made a million $ american and moved to canada.....i'd be richer? #60103
(317)<xNichG> 'when nuclear weapons... attack.' <xNichG> next on fox <Darwin> seriously? <xNichG> no #60105
(328)«[LoKiX] » jesus IIS takes FOREVER to install « vip_ib » What is Jesus II? is it a roleplayin game? « vip_ib » FPS? <azzkicker> lmao #60108
(97)<@Scarecr0w> Guest67082, we are the performers of a new play called " You are a fuck-wit"... wanna join? <Guest67082> ok #60112
(95)<@widea`way> if i wanted the CIA to track me, id buy a cell phone too #60113
(796)<Bleepy> hmm this isn't good... not good atall <Bleepy> i have an auto responder to my emails, and so does my friend i emailed, and umm it kept boucning, and now i have 17041 emails (16000 of which cannot be displayed) <Daishi> that waas you!?! #60114
(554)<KBC> brb, i think i heard a girl say "desperate" about 3 miles away #60115
(537)<+Rustblade> I'm so angry!! <+Rustblade> fucking computer <+Rustblade> I'm gonna kick it * +Rustblade kicks his computer * Quits: Rustblade (rustblade@northface.intercarve.net) (Remote host closed the connection) #60119
(633)<Zaboomafoo`> aw shit someone help me! <Zaboomafoo`> I happened to mention bukakke and my mom wondered what it was <Zaboomafoo`> Im afraid shes gonna like, ask some of her japanese friends what it is and then find out! <saijinsux> what did you tell her it was? <Zaboomafoo`> a japanese food ;_; #60120
(121)<Blinxuh> damnit <Blinxuh> I can't order any of this shit because of these damn economy fluctuations <Spudnewt> fluctuations? fluck chu asians? <Spudnewt> well, fuck you too, americans #60124
(227)<froggie> short lines are bad, mmmkay? please add to your short lines, to make them long. like this, y'see? long lines, good. short lines bad. pretty simple. I'm goint to beat you, acidblood. I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE BEACHES! <froggie> actually, I'll play volleyball with you on the beaches <froggie> I'll fight you online on IRC and DoD maybe one day. but either way, I'll fight you in a verbose and extended mannor so that I may be one step closer to that almighty long winning line! haha! madman? ME? of course, thankyou. <acidblood> Does this count as a long line? <froggie> no. #60125
(199)<Lookn4Poon> i'm in big trouble *** thekhan_b has joined #d2jsp <Lookn4Poon> i'm pretty sure the doctor is gonna finger my ass tomorrow morning <Lookn4Poon> i'm trying to hold in the poop so he can get his finger dirty #60133
(-58)<wob> I WANT TO CRUCIFY JESUS AND THEN PULL HIS EYEBALLS OUT SO I CAN SKULLLLLLLFUCCCKKKK HIM. ALSO DAD WOULDN'T LEND ME THE KEYS TO THE CAR SATAN WILL DEVOUR HIM. <wob> i should really be in the music biz #60134
(12)<@Vexer`> we went out last night to mcdonalds then to a movie with some muslims :P.. i was lookin' for you to see if oyu wanted to come <@elf> haha <@elf> like i would want to go to a movie with muslims <@elf> you guys played rock-scissors-paper to see who got to drive the explosive-loaded car into the theatre, didnt you #60137
(980)<Superpig> my uncle has a celeron <Superpig> would XP run on it, do you think? <ravuya> about as well as a dog runs with no legs or torso <ravuya> and with bricks tied to its head <ravuya> at the bottom of a solid concrete pool <ravuya> filled with dead corpses and rocks <Superpig> so, about the same as it runs on my P4 then <ravuya> more or less #60139
(154)<True_Hitoare> Yeah, it's amazing this abacus gets internet access... :p #60140
(506)<DeeCee> they made white chocolate so little black kids could get messy too #60143
(571)<SJr> ped did you know I am 1000 weeks old today <SJr> Mook did you know I am 1000 weeks old today <SJr> Mojo did you know I am 1000 weeks old today <SJr> Liam did you know I am 1000 weeks old today <Mook> no I didn't know that <Mook> happy kiloweek #60151
(150)<DooD> why is it that it's always the biggest, ugliest, burliest men that get gender reassignment surgery? <DooD> i could see getting surgery if you're like, 5 foot 3 and look kinda like a girl... <DooD> but all these 6'4" 250 pound men with stubble and a voice deeper than james earl jones going "i feel like a woman trapped in a man's body" ... <suzu> if you're already feminine cute looking <suzu> you wouldn't need the surgery <DooD> suzu: sure you would <DooD> get rid of the optional material <suzu> no way <suzu> cuz the pretty feminine ones <suzu> would think "i'm so fucking sexy" <DooD> would think "im so fucking sexy it's ok to have a penis" ? #60155
(150)<Spazz> I saw the sign <Spazz> and it openned up my eyes <Spazz> I saw the sign <[IX]Korup> i saw your mom, and it openned up my eyes, i saw your mom. talk about scary. big fat and hairy. <[IX]Korup> i remember saying that to my brother back in the day #60158
(19)<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> <Harm> anyone have an example ipfilter config they're willing to share? <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> #linux <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lo <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> l <Hat> <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> how do I save a linux file again <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lol fuck you #60165
(422)<Poo> Imagine my surprise when Jim said the Hamtaro girl was hot and I was weirded out cause she was a 5th grade girl <Poo> Then I found out he was talking about the hamster #60174
(23)<Torey>Lets have a party for people over 500 lbs, and then laugh at all of the fat asses that show up <Icedpyre> I dont think that the supports in my house would hold that, we could do it outside though <Icedpyre> and pretend that we are running a pig farm <Icedpyre>oh man .you and I are going to hell <Torey> no dude, I read the bible there is nothing in there that states THOU SHALL NOT MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE WHO SHIT ON THEMSELVES <Icedpyre> phew, I guess your right #60181
(295)<Suave|Away> Oh, and don't DnD tonight. <cow> dnd <cow> ? <cow> oh <cow> yer <cow> no way <cow> ! <funnel|getreddy> dnd? <Suave|Away> Either Dungeons and Dragons, or Drink n Drive <Suave|Away> Either way, you're a bloody idiot #60182
(264)<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past weekend...including his friends like 17 or 18 year old daughter <Caveman> and da bitch didnt even use the bathroom with the hidden cam