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(585)<blitz> i'm allergic to alcohol <blitz> I drink a 12 pack and I break out in hand-cuffs #59623
(0)<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a completely sepereate mod? <[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a completely sepereate mod? <J-0-K-e-R`secksi> .........1942 = different game #59633
(11)barra: do u have to sign up to anythin to go to a lan? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: errr... yes barra: what? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: you have to sign up for a lan barra: how? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: sign up #59641
(338)<Fat-Burrick> What i want to know is why gandalf didnt rescue merry and pippin from the ents <Tumbleweed> would you? <Fat-Burrick> good point #59642
(152)<LucyFerr> ok..im blind apparently..wher the hell is brittneys nipple in that pic <LucyFerr> is this one of those "Pin the nipple on the whore" games? #59645
(-74)<Ang3lus> half life was lame star trek rip off #59649
(271)* mod7t9z730 has joined #sojaHASH <mod7t9z730> ehe lets spam these soja lamas ;) <mod7t9z730> oops wrong chan <+CHiPiTA> lmao * sH_Lime sets mode +b *!*@pD9E7C066.dip0.t-ipconnect.de *** mod7t9z730 has been kicked by sH_Lime (wrong chan) #59663
(151)<Jedi_Vader20> anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n? <PuffinFreshWog> have you tried the internet? <Jedi_Vader20> whoops #59666
(503)<Mario> were is evesyone? <penfold> in graamer school <penfold> grammar* <penfold> damnit, it backfired :\ #59671
(134)<kv9> ive just adjusted my sitting position <kv9> to conceal any possible sudden hardons #59674
(149)(djaby) ohh k me frm marz (djaby) visit sum time... (djaby) its a cooool place (djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz... (st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell shit's worth (djaby) u there zip.... (djaby) this st0vbold iz borin2 talk wit.. (djaby) :) (st0vbold) sure I am (djaby) yeah but me like 2 speak eit borin ppl also... (djaby) :) (djaby) so u r in q plz wait...:) (djaby) lol (st0vbold) go back to dalnet (djaby) cum into me chann sum time... me a op in it ... me vil bann u in a sec ??? :) (djaby) hey how cum u no me frm dalnet.... #59676
(23)<Mansion_Maniac> huh, God on a slot machine <Mansion_Maniac> a winner is Him #59684
(192)<_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n industry too long when all you have to see is the pussy and you know what girl is on camara #59685
(279)<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove <Jaytda4th> omg that is hell! A manson concert.. im so sorry. #59686
(46)<unrealer> shit <unrealer> who is good at medic here? <unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're vain to dissove? <unrealer> i think i popped my vain <unrealer> shit <PInK-PSy> o_O <unrealer> its at my leg <PInK-PSy> sucks to be you <unrealer> .... ... ... <BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein". * PInK-PSy nods <unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream stuck <unrealer> its all hard and shit <unrealer> compair to my other leg <PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer <PInK-PSy> and do something about it = #59687
(248)<+MegamanX2K> buh <@Dragon_Ninja> HIya X <+MegamanX2K> Diablo 2 pisses me off <@Dragon_Ninja> what is pissing you off about it now? <+MegamanX2K> stupid fucking Venom Lord rush <+MegamanX2K> who do they think they are, Zerg? <@Dragon_Ninja> LOL <+MegamanX2K> god, I was waiting for Diablo to go "KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^______________________^" #59692
(336)* Mak- was kicked by Nec (buu) <____> someone from israel kicking a dude from el salvador in a swedish channel, critizised by a german..... talk about globalisation #59693
(324)<Seppukoi> kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker <Seppukoi> and he was talking about teh alcohol, and also teh seatbelts <Seppukoi> he was explaining this article he read <Seppukoi> well, the article was talking about these two idiots who crashed their car into the front doors of a school <Seppukoi> and said they were tyring to kill themselves, but they survived with minor injuries because they were wearing seatbelts <Seppukoi> so I screamed out "HAHA NOOB!!!" <Seppukoi> and my friend screamed out "those guys SUCK at the killing themselves" <Seppukoi> he also said "those newbs got fux0red up!" <Seppukoi> I said "they probably had wallhacks" and the teacher was looking at us like "wtf" <Seppukoi> we kept talking about it and comparing it to things :/ #59703
(2649)<AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen <AdmiralPJ> yes i know <ari> That's precognition, not telepathy <ari> Ah, damnit... <ari> Good one #59718
(302)<Dead_Ice> dial up CS is good <Dead_Ice> cos ya lag that much you can dodge the bullets matrix style #59726
(250)<Oolong> you know, i read somewhere that botulism is powerful enough, if like 10 milligrams of it got in the water supply, to kill everyone in a town the size of new york city <Oolong> i wonder what marketing genius thought, "hey, maybe if women inject this into their lips, it will make them plump and kissable" <Oolong> it scares me to think that there might be an underground lab somewhere discovering the cosmetic benefits of anthrax #59730
(197)<BX|Lyfe> im gonna be waiting with a shotgun to rob santa <BX|Lyfe> then its off to the pawn shop, ho ho ho #59731
(335)<Anatole> That bot was from Russia. <Anatole> And there's a e-mail address, as well! <Rev> Russian...so it begins... <Anatole> And a name. <Anatole> Eeeeeeenteresting. <DeadSnake> so, it seems we are having a new cold war now <RAPEAPE> yeah <DeadSnake> but it will not be fought on our lands, or our seas, or in the air, but in our homes, on IRC <RAPEAPE> SAQ vs SOVIETS <Rev> They struck first, with porn-bots. But will the americans retaliate? <DeadSnake> WE SHALL RETALIATE <DeadSnake> but porn-bots we won't send, but email viruses! <Rev> Mmm macros and attachments most vile. <DeadSnake> we will contract the best hackers that china has to offer, then we do a preemptive strike on russia with a low level version of klez <DeadSnake> then, when their defenses are down, we do a full on retaliatory strike with a modified version of the "Love Bug" virus <Rev> Contact CNN, they'll have to get to work on their theme music. #59732
(178)<Runed> soft toilet paper :) <Runed> makes you want to sit there and wipe your ass all day :( #59744
(222)<+Tincan> omega could code his way out of a straight jacket! <@omega> out? <+Tincan> yeah i guess <+Tincan> i dunno i just thought of it <@omega> dude, the rate im going, im going to be coding myself INTO a straight jacket. <+Tincan> lolol