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(334)<KeeperX> i have my time machine built into a '67 el camino <TrueBlue> The front is like a car! <TrueBlue> The back is like a truck! <TrueBlue> The front is where we sit! <TrueBlue> The back is where we... EL CAMINO! #59145
(198)<+m1g> anyone know where i can find the win9X DDK ? <@tenfour> yeah <@tenfour> 1998 #59161
(27)<Monte`SS`> what? <Monte`SS`> i'm curious <pagan> so are homosexuals <pagan> :( <Monte`SS`> haha #59170
(518)<Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to go to bed #59175
(173)<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say ommitting: mIRC <Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin #59195
(420)<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her mind... lol <nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls <nersh> but why do it on the internet #59202
(249)<Ecko24> yo does anyone have a driver for an ethernet cable? #59225
(31)* marc_ (marc@nullrewted.org) has joined #nullrewted * marc_ (marc@nullrewted.org) Quit (Killed (marc_ (ghost))) * marc_ (marc@nullrewted.org) has joined #nullrewted <marc_> damnit wrong one * marc (marc@nullrewted.org) Quit (Killed (marc_ (ghost))) #59243
(634)<r-beretta> wow, rape porn pop-ups. <r-beretta> that's a first <[Knob]> ever got incest pop-ups? <r-beretta> yes, incest is common for me <r-beretta> IN THE POP-UPS I MEAN #59248
(477)*** Laney has joined #everything <Laney> hi. <turboke> lo. <ninjapenguin> in the middle #59256
(-264)* ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GamesNET.net) Quit (*.net *.split) <DopefishJustin> damn chanserv <DopefishJustin> they should rename it NegroServ because it never works #59262
(221)·sh|a|tter· Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. ·sh|a|tter· man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns c4c|Dthsmrf{wiz3rk} ROFLMAO! #59292
(1250)<The-Dude-> i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the kids father... <Kaenneth> ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root domain? <Kaenneth> "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was inevitable" #59311
(131)<|404notfound> I'm angsty. I'm plenty angsty. <|404notfound> I'm so angsty I make goths look like bright, happy rays of sunshine. #59312
(1558)<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off because they were afraid they would blow up cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a 70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my tribes!!" #59320
(146)<@`Aiden`> Magic isn't commonplace in ours like in most. <MikeyPain> oooooo <@`Aiden`> Which means people actually have to rely on wits and ability.. instead of just throwing a fireball. <Jillian> So you won't see fireballs coming out of someone's weener. <@`Aiden`> ... <@`Aiden`> ¬_¬ <Jillian> Unless they have a really bad case of clamydia. #59329
(169)<@Hellfire|RS> ... BET has nightly news now? <@Rei> "And to close, remember, MLK Jr Day is only 234 days away and keep it real, yo. Tonights credits will be done by Jameriquai and remember to tune in tomorrow morning at 6:00 for your AM dose of ethnic stereotypes." #59334
(81)* gryp sets mode: +v WicKeD <@gryp> he's tight ^ <@IBN-LGBR> like a virgin on prom night? * IBN-munkeydung sets mode: -v WicKeD <@IBN-LGBR> cherry got popped #59335
(110)<fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons? <fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as well #59336
(349)<|404notfound> My friend, who was new to online gaming, complained to me about a 30 ping. <donotdisturb> LOL <|404notfound> But that's not all. His question to me was: <|404notfound> "Why won't it go any higher?" #59471
(1135)<r0bert> you are officially a complete and utter moron. <Evil_Girl_55> no u are beacause moran is spelled m-o-r-a-n u dope #59500
(196)(MS^Zealot): i do not have your fetish with dead people marmite (bovril): its not a fetish, i just like to fuck them #59517
(127)DasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican? DasKrav: Put it under the soap. sse2122: Bastard. #59551
(1613)<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something. <Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?" <Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED #59595
(330)<chris> i have one guy arguing that init.d scripts need to support mixed-case arguments <chris> "My first suggestion is to modify the way you match 'start' and 'stop' in <chris> your case statement. While technically, there is nothing wrong with the <chris> way you match it, I prefer [Ss][Tt][Aa][Rr][Tt] and [Ss][Tt][Oo][Pp]. Using <chris> this method, the matching is now case insensitive." <reflector> I'd email him back: "[sS][hH][uU][tT] [tT][hH][eE] [fF][uU][cC][kK] [uU][Pp]" <reflector> match that, asshole.