#58869 (480)
<sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man
<My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)
#58871 (296)
<Agent> [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D. I was gone for 18secs
<Agent> You should see a doctor about that.
<Agent> 18 secs?!
<king_minkus> :D
<king_minkus> yep
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<king_minkus> DAMN good
<Agent> I'll uh... take your word for it :)
<Silent_Remorse> 18 secs? Your pathetic
<Silent_Remorse> ;p
<king_minkus> i repeat
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<Silent_Remorse> I pity the woman who you eventually trick into having sex with you
#58894 (1003)
<GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and why it has an @in front of it?
<@Shadoe> I'm a fucking smurf with a tumor
<GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences
#58901 (205)
<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you
<@Shadoe> EVAR
<Vladimere> yeah yeah
<Vladimere> i've heard it before
<Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up staring at the headboard
<@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"
#58910 (212)
<+DangerMan> I liked cold weather a lot better when I was fat
<bmwii> ya, an extra 30 pounds helps through the winter =)
<+ZombiEater> ..or a jacket
#58923 (368)
<Shadoe> baby collars
<Shadoe> hahaha
<Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank*
<Shadoe> <---- should not have children.
#58951 (309)
Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was looking at it, and asked what it was
Lukerul1: i wanted to cry
#58963 (150)
(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): omfg
(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): whose good with windows paint program?
(nemesis): omfg
(nemesis): who isnt?
#58965 (702)
* jesus takes off your pants.
* Sexypants is now known as Sexy
<jesus> rawr
<Sexy> jesus took off my pants
<Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways
#58967 (144)
<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :/
<The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to get room for all the new shi.... toys
<Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday.  They got heaps!  Yesterday was cleanup day
<The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents from #xmas :/
#58970 (470)
<Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain or a bubbler?
<Mystiq> who the fuck would call it a bubbler
<Mich> it must be a regional thing
<Mich> everyone here says bubbler
<Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush
#58995 (80)
<Rackshack-GregM> got my first DVD-A on Tuesday
<RS-Andrew> dvd-a? double vaginal double anal?
<Rackshack-GregM> hah
<Rackshack-GregM> DVD Audio
#58997 (647)
<Peter> My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today.
<kaliyama> Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?
#58999 (269)
<Ishtar-AFK> during chinese new years... they give redpockets filled with money
<Ishtar-AFK> for good luck or something, but the important part is cash
<SiWaRD> you're chinese?
<SiWaRD> I thought you were Korean
<Ishtar-AFK> i'm chinese
<Ishtar-AFK> wtf
<Ishtar-AFK> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions
* sweeps starts thinking up racial slurs
<sweeps> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions <- you mean communism?
<SiWaRD> do your grandparents know martial arts?
<sweeps> do they fly?
#59018 (251)
<PhD> i got woken up by a freakin woodpecker today
<PhD> i thought someone was knocking :-(
<Katlizy> doesnt every guy get one of those in the morning?
#59027 (-125)
<biXen> LMAO, I got kicked from DC because of animal porn? WTF?
<biXen> I dont have any animal porn!
<biXen> well I guess for some people movies that has black guys in them, they can go as animals
#59054 (1037)
<Cithorn> Right now.... I'm killing you with my mind
<Cithorn> Tell me if you die
<AntiarcPrime> If  I'm dead, I can't typ........asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
* AntiarcPrime dies
<AntiarcPrime> [ Restore from last save point? ] (Yes/No)
<AntiarcPrime> Yes
* AntiarcPrime respawns
<Cithorn> Aww sunova bitch, now I know what it's like to be a Final Fantasy Villain
#59057 (352)
<markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode +i. :/
<Kel> geek nightmares
#59062 (1348)
<X5> do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park benches!
<smackfoo> last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens
<smackfoo> it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park
<smackfoo> the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate event with the department of water and power
<smackfoo> i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't have been older than 17
<smackfoo> i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight
<smackfoo> fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness
<smackfoo> slowly, gently, i removed my pants...
<smackfoo> um
<smackfoo> you guys know the rest
<Cithorn> Keep going
<Cithorn> I'm not done yet
#59078 (148)
<Riz> if Ron Jeremy dies I'm gonna put in a request for a "organ" donation
#59084 (156)
<onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty from my exgirlfriend
<onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick
<onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage
<onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her anymore
#59086 (47)
RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the bus."
RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers.
Esotcalag: Oh god....
RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers, wtf?
RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.'
RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas.
Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to the back of the bus.
RetardedCrow: They still do...
RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.
#59091 (205)
<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you
#59104 (-58)
<Squanky> I hope they gave me the right CPU because I paid $350 for it
#59120 (300)
<sgamer> man
<sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke
<NookieMonster> Hey Gamer!
<sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again
<NookieMonster> by tasting better?
<sgamer> and they need a commercial
<sgamer> during the super bowl
<sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl
<NookieMonster> Britney with no panties...
<sgamer> and she does this:
<sgamer> takes a drink
<sgamer> *ahhh*
<sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow"
<sgamer> then keeps drinking
<sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin
<NookieMonster> Thats great!!
<sgamer> i am an advertising genius