#58722
(167)<TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy playing video games, so sue me bitch <TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain <TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass #58723
(344)<Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on kazaa.... <Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking <Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming.... <Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised. #58730
(256)RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do that? RetardedCrow: I looked up cock. RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS #58732
(340)<dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L <dreawn> err 10 K <dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler. <Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen <Marmalade420> and i can get money <Marmalade420> all <dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen. <dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large creatures and try to sell it <Marmalade420> sure <dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some bull gravy out of a tin pail <dreawn> nope, nothing at all. #58734
(266)<torch> is a 19" monitor big enough to run 1600x1200, or should i get a 21"? <qball> 1600x1200 is kinda tight on the 19 <qball> actually it's very tight <Matt97GT> like 9 y/o tight? <ReeferCpe> male or female? #58739
(147)<ally> i wonder what postage of a live animal would be to washington >.> <rcg> illegal? #58742
(166)<%kc1313> im a good analizer [<Nematocyst> ANALIZER? <Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER <%kc1313> yeah the second #58743
(1401)<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit <@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies. <@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy. <@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky <@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job. <@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?! #58748
(501)<@_aa_> I need more friends <@_aa_> good ones <@_aa_> instead of bad friends <@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends <biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P <@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis to a milk crate when I'm asleep #58754
(177)<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in japan... <Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025 <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in canada <Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada #58765
(240)<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees <AlpViper> is that bad <Nom> farenheight or celcius ? <Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad <AlpViper> oh dear #58770
(171)* wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while trying to make salad dressing #58781
(113)<KMQ> foo is not xxxx <Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx <KMQ> no... <KMQ> fooo can be xxxx <Skunks> heh <KMQ> but not foo <Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the variable :P #58790
(43)<NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something you must be REALLY cheap #58800
(181)<Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when you see p133 and think 'plee'... #58801
(29)<jre> WHAT? They pulled the teeth out POST-MORTEM? <jre> What losers <jre> The Nazis have just lost so much respect from me #58815
(85)<NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease <`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@* #58825
(296)tom: I deep throated a banana once tom: I'm good at it tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho #58831
(126)<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/ "The cemetery's roots date back to the Primitive Methodists." <jre> Primitive Methodists <AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967 #58832
(203)<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how hackers get movies for free? #58844
(419)SquallBane: True gamers don't need controllers/keyboards/mice. SquallBane: They memorize the game and play it in their head. blindpyro: wtf. blindpyro: then how do you play mulplayer. SquallBane: You get three friends to sit in the same room and rattle off verbose descriptions of what's happening. #58846
(720)<TheThree> your special? <Mj> you're <TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks <Mj> grammar <TheThree> as dose my spelling <Mj> does <TheThree> i give up #58852
(244)<Donut[4]> DEFRAG TIME <_ry0suke_> deFAG * Donut[4] has quit IRC (Quit: DEFRAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE) * Donut has joined #walktheplank <Donut> HEY WAIT <Donut> F U =( * Donut has quit IRC (Quit: ) <_ry0suke_> :( #58858
(1810)<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard <ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts <ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now <domenow> yeah, mine too <domenow> I mean... err. #58860
(178)<Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it on, tell it to block all ports - tada <Lithium> easy peasy <stephen> all ports? <Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software firewalls on every machine <Lithium> i tried before <Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports <Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P