#58520 (197)
* Mr`Anders is now known as MrAndersn
<TreOptik> mrandersn sounds like a pedophile biochemestry teacher
***later
<_spirit_> hmm mr anderson... that reminds me of highschool
<TreOptik> i said something like that too ..
#58524 (565)
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
#58527 (517)
<Sirex> i should set the ping reply as a negative number
<Sirex> and tell people i'm from the future
#58531 (516)
<fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther?
<jnss> i don't say either
#58532 (1444)
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
#58544 (120)
<_apostle_> yea but all the really fun stuff costs more money
<_apostle_> and you need to find the right kid of hooker
<Monk_Grav> The right kid of hooker?
<Monk_Grav> I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
<_apostle_> *kind
#58547 (334)
<crunchyfish> It's easier to talk to girls if you find little ways to surprise them.
<crunchyfish> Like punching them in their fucking whore face in a dark parking lot.
#58548 (92)
<Kevyn> I think I'm going to buy one of those LCD screens and snap it onto my girlfriend instead of my Gamecube.
<Kevyn> So I can play Monkey Ball and fuck her in the ass at the same time.
#58591 (299)
*this took place on December 26th
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> haha
#58600 (207)
<Meshugga> sleep is supposed to be done between 6 am and 2 pm
<octane> whats this sleep thingie anyways?
<octane> is it something real or yet another urban legend?
<Meshugga> sleep, neut., The thing which makes all your boxen idle
<octane> thats called `power outage' here.
#58603 (393)
<jihad> i need crack
<craz> www.gamecopyworld.com
<jihad> not this fuckin software, the drug
#58610 (134)
<rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this cockroach that was still
<rover> it died
#58619 (334)
<Bal> saw lotr2
<biff|JK2> u like Bal?
<Bal> when legolas calls out to gimli at the begining, i was expecting him to say 'come on silent bob'
<Lun> LOL
#58620 (968)
<Arcturus|BuF> The Sims is the only game where you can kill someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets
#58625 (291)
<[Knob]> IM NOT COLORBLIND, thanks to this test: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp
<rTenshi> I WISH I WERE BLIND, thanks to this page: http://www.goatse.cx
#58627 (315)
(@RyJones) new laptop?
(lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into a cow
(@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that
#58630 (17)
<bi0cide> this is rad
<bi0cide> its erotic magnetic poetry
<bi0cide> im getting off just reading the words
<bi0cide> errr
<bi0cide> :|
#58633 (296)
< back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef ...
< pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser.
< back2u> heh.
< pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself".
< back2u> good for you ...
< pairo> Oh, and "some".
< back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P
#58636 (456)
<[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture
#58639 (19)
<T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down
<Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck
#58677 (239)
<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E
<Miz> there isnt anything using it!
<Cheez> hotmail?
<Miz> not visible anyway
<Miz> nope
<Miz> no windows open 'cept this
<Cheez> try killing the process
* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Cheez> wrong process...
#58683 (171)
<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
#58690 (172)
(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]
(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
#58692 (48)
<silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it says your a homo or somthing
<silk|around> ahh got one
<silk|around> nn all
#58715 (750)
<gatewatcher> heh, last year, when my parrents made me goto ccd, i had to sit through a pro-life presentation. after, the guy asked my friend if he was pro-life. my friend goes yes, of course i am, i'm catholic. the guy goes, that's good. then my friend goes, yeah, i mean you can't eat babies unless they're born... the guy was clearly horrified.