#58247 (424)
<MickJ> FACT: FAKE TITS ARE A SIGN OF HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM
<Turnspike> Wouldn't it be cool if they had implants with goldfish in them
#58297 (214)
<Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a  bunch of queers
#58301 (156)
<Oreo_Boy> Wal-Mart = microsoft with groceries
#58316 (396)
<Wilykat> I'm so goth, I pee black stuff.
<Wilykat> My goth friends say I should go see a doctor.
<Wilykat> But they are just not goth enough to understand!
#58319 (1318)
<patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10???
<Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year olds that goes to Columbia university
*** patti11_ (Ender_@sidious.cs.columbia.edu) has left #Kids
#58392 (-34)
<{fedom}> Dude, I am MCSE and A+, but I dont act lame like you!
<{fedom}> I am MCSE, A+, CIW, Oracle DBA......I am sitting here
on a dual p-Xeon 2.8Ghz, 10GB RAM, 1TB 15,000RPM ultra160 SCSI RAID HD;
give a fucking break kid, I make more money than you ever will.
#58417 (268)
Ryan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card store i went to, the category for christmas  was labelled "Wednesday, December 25"
#58421 (199)
<cornbread> The last time I got an SMS from a chick, it said 'i h8 u fgt.'
<cornbread> I shit you not.
#58422 (390)
<Spammy> shit. i just ate my brothers christmas present
#58428 (-15)
<HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
#58441 (183)
<Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and can't right now... heh?
<sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business
#58443 (411)
* SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse
<SilverHorse> OMFG
<SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY
<SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME
<SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE FUCKING HIROSHIMA
<SilverHorse> I mean jesus
<SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house
<SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of my ass
<SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go
#58447 (87)
<threeve> woohoo moms password is still same as last month
#58449 (88)
* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@*
<DrZaius> lmao
<sneve> haha
<Air|THPS2> doc
<Air|THPS2> why *.*!?
<DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately
<DrZaius> and wasn't thinking
* DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
#58450 (271)
<+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye
<psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye
<psychicbug> ...again
<@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming
<psychicbug> hahaha
<+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
#58454 (142)
<Mosqui^> but don't diss clothes
<Mosqui^> clothes rule
<Mosqui^> i love clothes
<Mosqui^> and i love shopping for clothes
<Mosqui^> .....god i'm a woman
#58455 (828)
<Matto20V> get lost
<uneekwahn> I can't
<uneekwahn> I have a map
* Matto20V points at his asshole
* uneekwahn opens his map for "the grand canyon"
#58471 (213)
<Kaitlin> Holy shit my chair just broke right out from under me... I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm on the ground and the keyboard tray has fallen down on top of me
<Kaitlin> I'm not a fatass, I swear!!!! *inno*
<Shala> i was refraining from that comment, tubby
#58473 (202)
<voidnull> Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told me to get up, I asked her for the password.
#58482 (-67)
*** m0ndi changes topic to '[01:08] <Lottiepie> now i don't have pussy anymore [01:10] <m0ndi> u left it at your ex bf's place that he can have some fun with [01:10] <Lottiepie> yep  :)'
<m0ndi> i guess thats enuff
<Lottiepie> the topic is too big
<mensab> nothings too big as long as is all goes in
<mensab> errrm... that could go into bash :P
#58490 (46)
<cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will logitech drivers work?
#58491 (226)
joerodZ3: ppl should chase their dreams
joerodZ3: it's the route to happiness
RGarza983: and jailtime
#58495 (18)
<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
#58505 (443)
<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB
#58507 (407)
<LeX|NgToN> i got a blister on the inside of my hand =/
<Vagabonde> haha, from wacking off?
<LeX|NgToN> Y DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT?!