#58123 (223)
<intra> I have to go to Walmart to get some deoderant. But I thought it would be weird to buy just deoderant, so I thought about getting some DING-DONGs or something, but then I'd be buying DING-DONGS and DEODERANT. So I figure I might buy a shirt, but then I'd be buying DING DONGS, DEODERANT and a SHIRT. So I'm screwed no matter what I buy.
#58126 (159)
<intra> I get to drop off kristin's bag... that reminds me, i get to smell her clothes tonight before I go to bed.
#58127 (113)
<Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press "any" key, where the fuck is the any key?
<A|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key
#58129 (250)
* Schroe enjoys the benifits of dial-up
<ZRaven> benifits?
<Schroe> In between page loads, I have time to clean various parts of this eternally dirty house.
#58131 (331)
<Nematocyst> Christ
<Nematocyst> I have you urinate
<Nematocyst> I hate to urinate
<Nematocyst> I have to urinate
<Nematocyst> fuck
<Nematocyst> the time it took me to write that I could have peed like four times over
#58132 (785)
<Valas> i think my family left me and went on vaction
<Valas> nobody has answered the phone for 3 days
<Fulmanar> lol
<Valas> and my bro hasnt been home either
<Valas> this is what they did on thanksgiving
<Valas> they all went to toronto and didnt tell me
<Valas> and came back 2 days later
<Valas> i should leave a suicide note and run away for like a month, and come back and tell them "See how it feels you stupid fucks"
<Fulmanar> lmao
#58146 (341)
<[0megaX]> oh what the hell, her computer is doing the exact same damn thing
<[0megaX]> it's like there's a time bomb in os x..everything works perfectly until this exact moment when it stops for both of us..that's fooken strange
<AeroBob> It's a sign from God.
<AeroBob> Mac users edited it out of the Bible, but the eleventh commandment was "Thou shalt get a proper computer, for fuck's sake."
#58147 (473)
<Keiichi> i love having a 5-CD changer and a shitty memory
<Keiichi> it's like an endless supply of new music
#58148 (1657)
<Lakitu7> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother"
<Lakitu7> Cubone is really screwed up
<Lakitu7> Why the hell would they write that into the poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid
<Lakitu7> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it" "Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"
#58153 (23)
<Svartfot> try putting some flavored tea up you mouth..same shit different name if  you ask me
* Svartfot was kicked by Dekkon (Thank you for not discussing the outside world, goodbye.)
<^flash> you guys kick and ban people for the most fucked up reasons...
<hardlined> stfukthx
* McMoo sets mode: +b *!*_flash@*.bix.bellsouth.net
* ^flash was kicked by McMoo (no we don't.)
<JafoMatic> laugh
#58154 (266)
<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih
#58158 (706)
* Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart
<Locke> ...
<Locke> time to turn the plug-in off
#58162 (262)
<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
<Bart\> where to?
<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom...
<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
#58170 (122)
<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...
#58172 (103)
--> nwa (~mc_ren@dsl05673a42.mich.athenet.net) has joined #perl-fu
<nwa> OMG I just had the best shower
<nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges
<nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean
<you_suck> ...
<nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong?
<nekroplasm> wtf
--- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net
<-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta here like a boner in sweatpants..)
#58173 (341)
<Vuriand> Curz: Does OFP have good music?
<Curz> No. It sucks
<Curz> And it sucks very hard
<Curz> Now I'm off to suck
<Curz> Argh
<Curz> *sleep
#58178 (374)
*** Joins: Amnesia (ggdf@hide-49208.wc.saix.net)
<Amnesia> yo
<rawhed> yo amnesia
<rawhed> remember me? ;)
#58187 (345)
<avat> damn, I've been playing ut too much
<avat> my cursor moved & I was gonna shoot it
#58188 (506)
<chem> IM my friend gray then
<chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc
#58191 (33)
*** AnimeHost used to use a script... back in the age of AOL
<@AnimeHost> a script was a mans sword back then.
<@AnimeHost> now... its a way to combat ignorant malays
#58205 (-61)
<Kaos> Old school bling
<Kaos> If I could find one of those clock necklaces
<Kaos> I'd wear it
<Agnarth> flava flav
<steve> bling?
<steve> I'm sorry, I don't speak nigger.
#58213 (163)
<ian_> Speaking of shaving, I was experementing with my beard trimmer's hair length settings so I decided to test it on my chest hair.  Now I have a trail of missing hair going from my crotch to my neck.  It's like you're looking from overhead at a foreset with a trail of trees cut down.
<kierabee> your chest hair is on your crotch?
<ian_> There's no clear line of where one stops and one begins.
<kierabee> that's a savory image
<ian_> kierabee, I can shave my ass hair and make a toupe.
<kierabee> why don't you just braid it and leave it in place?
<ian_> Can you  braid it for me?
#58214 (17)
<ian_> kierabee, do you like when a guy puts his hand on the back of your head and forces you down on his penis?
<hardlined> haha
<ian_> Or do you like to be more self-directed
<kierabee> have you forgotten that i'm a lesbian?
<hardlined> too much fun for a monday night.
<ian_> Cuz I've seen it both ways in the pornography movies,
<ian_> kierabee, lesbos still enjoy the dick.
<ian_> The Dick.
<hardlined> if she is a lesbian your gonna have to go the forceful way.
<kierabee> well, that's clearly all the education that you've had
<ian_> kierabee, the pepper spray only stung for a couple days after I last had sex
#58222 (460)
<brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys
<brainbox> you've clipped Retard-Lock or something
#58239 (600)
<fluffy> note to self. when scanning a portion of your anatomy. remember the scanning software keeps that preivew image. untill your parents go to use it.