#55784 (45)
Dr SpaZZo: http://members.tripod.com/tempestgames/razor.jpg
Syphit: lol, who uses your razor?
Dr SpaZZo: My sister keeps fucking taking them
Dr SpaZZo: Theres like, 3 of mine in the shower...
Syphit: lol, how old is your sister?
Dr SpaZZo: 20.
Dr SpaZZo: Youd think she'd be competent to get her own damned razors, wouldnt you.
Syphit: yeah
Dr SpaZZo: WELL SHE ISNT
#55785 (421)
* StorDuff has joined #suicide
<StorDuff> YOU ARE ALL USELESS
<ManInMoon> tell me something I didn't know already
#55800 (136)
* SonRyoga is now known as SR[phone-with-hat-girl]
* SR[phone-with-hat-girl] is now known as SR[phone-with-hot-girl]
* DJ-Freedom is now known as freedom|sexwithhand
#55804 (424)
<AGodlyHeretic> and i installed enough security equipment on my computer, that even i think i might have gone overboard
<smokedbrown> lol
<AGodlyHeretic> no seriously, it records every keystroke i make and is totally hidden. can only be DETECTED with my password, and requires a second password to open it. it also is designed to take screenshots everyso often when a specific strings is typed
<smokedbrown> Dude.
<smokedbrown> um.
<smokedbrown> the white people of waco called. they want thier paranoia back
#55832 (270)
irc.aol.com Message of the Day -
irc.aol.com (If you packet us, we will send you a bunch of cd's)
#55852 (218)
<gadget73> Oracle gave out bobble head dolls of thier CEO to thier employees for Christmas
<gadget73> i want one, as well as a Richard Stallman and Bill Gates one, then I could have mock discussions about shit
#55855 (262)
<evilroot> "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad
<evilroot> "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
<Madiarin> evilroot: That's horrible.
<|-Shin-|> Is it a TV ad or a banner or what?
<Beanoo> erk .. bill 'adolf' gates
<evilroot> |-Shin-|:  not sure
<|-Shin-|> aw.
* |-Shin-| was hoping to get a link out of it
<evilroot> One World. One Web. One Program.
<evilroot> Microsoft advertisement, 1997
<dafatdude> thats M$ in a nutshell
<|-Shin-|> Heh, looks like you're not the only one to have that opinion. I just did a google search on it
* Madiarin was searching altavista in the futile attempt to see if anyone could verify the MS part of the quote.
#55866 (-14)
<krakerman> i had a pimple on my pen0s te other day. i had to get a boner so i could pop it.
#55872 (50)
<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves
<[N]> it just rules
<[N]> for lazy ppl
<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done
<WTM2K> would that be like road head?
<[N]> hahah
<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head
#55876 (628)
* saxxonpike has joined #wtf
<gt64> i wanna suck some DICK
<saxxonpike> wow i like this channel already
#55882 (197)
<Chernoskill> it's scary when people start measuring time in dowloaded megabytes...
#55888 (372)
<Velario> where the fucks john gone?
<My`Albanian`Ass> outside to piss in a bucket
<Velario> long piss
<My`Albanian`Ass> big bucket
#55899 (301)
<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on
<tito> but nobody is sure if he's gay or not :|
<hardlined> lithps are cool.
<hardlined> they thound thuper.
<DaggerIRC> grab his ass, ull figure it out by his facial reaction
<DaggerIRC> or erectile..
<hardlined> Mental note, learn from Dagger's mistakes.
#55900 (860)
<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.
<matt> what's on it?
<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper'
#55911 (196)
<Dingobloo>You know you're an IRC addict when you try to type "LOL" after reading a quote on bash.org
#55912 (123)
<NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids at the local high school who are vrgins
<CRC> US based I guess?
#55914 (376)
<LamB> God touches me
<LamB> daily
<LamB> through Priests
#55915 (-73)
<txrx> ive been reading heaps of bash.org.. but prolly still not as much as u CRC.. ;)
<CRC> so true
<CRC> that would be quite an achievement :)
<txrx> i always expect to see ppl from here. liek this is the center of the irc universe or something.. ;)
#55918 (155)
<Koobze> hiii
<Koobze> I'm kind of angry at my friends... I paid the $50 for the hair bleach and dye, since one or two of them were supposed to join me and split the cost, and yet they're not and I'm stuck with all that cost.
<Fat-Burrick> and gay hair
<Koobze> hheh
<Koobze> yeah, it's pretty gay
<Koobze> just adds insult to injury
#55924 (594)
* Cassa gets naked and covers herself in blood from her missing fingernail
<utopian> "It looks like you're writing a letter"
<@DumHed> ok utop that is officially the funniest thing you've ever said
#55929 (142)
<Flossie> depends how much you get paid for staying in bed
<Brocken> I get payed £100 an hour for the things I do in bed
<nameinuse> you run a law firm from under your duvet?
<Brocken> no, I'm a gimp ;(
#55930 (96)
<DSmooth> u guys see Moby got beat up in Boston?
<DSmooth> i guess now if you are a superfan of an artist
<DSmooth> you stalk them
<DSmooth> then beat them up
<DSmooth> to show respect
#55936 (139)
<Apocolypse> you know, id be into this stuff if i was about 15 years younger.... im 13
#55937 (154)
<geth> everyday is your birthday when the candles are lodged in your asshole
#55940 (396)
<cravecave> I used to have a gig of ram
<cravecave> then one stick went limp and even viagra couldnt help it, now it just prematurely ejaculates and XP, being the slut she is, doesnt like when that happens and has a fit
* harrellj looks at cravecave
* Astral does too
* harrellj puts that in her quit messages
<cravecave> All I was trying to say was I'm only half the system I used to be