#55950 (313)
vickiholt: do you know what I hate?
fyrestorm: What?
vickiholt: I spent over three months writing a friggin' manual for our document control system and people still do a quick tutorial around the desk
vickiholt: I don't mind that
vickiholt: what I hate is when THEY DON'T READ THE FRIGGIN' MANUAL FIRST
vickiholt: A tutorial should not include the words "lets just see what happens if I do <click> this"
vickiholt: The friggin' book tells you
vickiholt: it's not a big document as I spent time making sure it was short
vickiholt: <fume>
vickiholt: 3 f***in' months
vickiholt: of having meetings with some of the most boring (admin) people in the world
vickiholt: <super power fume>
vickiholt: Oooh chocolate
vickiholt: </fume>
#55951 (204)
<Wolfy> if i ain't a geek i'm certainly not a nerd :p
<Wolfy> so that leaves normal or extrovert
<Wolfy> :p
<+damadm00> or 'wanker'
#56017 (654)
<@X-G> makes you wonder ...
<@X-G> why a penguin?
<@X-G> who invented tux?
<@X-G> and how did it become the linux symbol?
<@elver> there's a long story behind it...
<@elver> Torvalds loves penguins, one of them once bit him too at a zoo
<@elver> and that's basically it
<@X-G> story. too. long. can't. stay. awake.
#56037 (280)
<Murr> I received a fascinating insight into govt operations today
<drm> hows that?
<Murr> ordered some maps from the california geological survey 2 weeks ago
<Murr> received them 1 week ago
<Murr> and got a call today from a lady who had problems reading my CC#
#56044 (1623)
DasKrav: Know what I hate?
DasKrav: Repeating myself.
Destroy_Boy2000: What?
DasKrav: I said I hate repeating myself
Destroy_Boy2000: Huh?
DasKrav: I SAID I HATE-
DasKrav: Oh wait
DasKrav: YOU FUCKING QUEEF
#56048 (421)
<Affe> god damn black socks
<Affe> i need to start pairing them together
<Affe> i pulled some out figuring 'oh if i pull out a few, i'll eventually end up with a pair'
<Affe> i had 8 different kinds of socks in my hand
<Ouroboros> Wow, Affe.
<Ouroboros> Your life must be incredibly boring if you thought that was interesting enough to tell us.
#56053 (3)
<Terra-ist> i need roms
* Terra-ist wants a good rom site
<Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[
<lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google?
<lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.
#56074 (1423)
<@exit2eden9> my mother just told me the funniest story ever
<@exit2eden9> she was in the supermarket before, and this person in front of her was fighting with her toddler...who kept taking candy off the rack and putting it in the cart...
<@exit2eden9> she was saying "no...you cannot have candy...it is almost dinner time and you cant have any"  and this is going on for a while
<@exit2eden9> so the kid yells really loud:
<@exit2eden9> "if you dont let me have candy im gonna call gramma and tell her you had daddy's peepee in your mouth"
<@exit2eden9> the woman ran out of the store...left all her groceries there
#56107 (187)
CcLpRPG:  it was like, my friend saw a chick at the movies, but she had a boyfriend
CcLpRPG:  My friend says, screw him
CcLpRPG:  I say, you screw him, i'll screw her
#56118 (410)
<Mystiq`> i wish you spoke better english
<[SePtOr]> i should not
<[SePtOr]> i dont have why... you understand what i wanna say... It even matter
#56120 (185)
G3nki: my printer is printing subliminal messages on my paper
Keerax: ...o_O
G3nki: it's printing out "Join the Military!"
G3nki: like cutting half of it at the top of the page
Keerax: yvan eht nioj
G3nki: never!
#56122 (110)
<Comrade_90> any one have the new "best of nirvana" album?
<`2L> best of nirvana?
<`2L> whats that?
<`2L> 74 minutes of silence from just after when Kurt died?
#56130 (279)
<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice
<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now
#56143 (762)
<Dugimodo> ever notice miracles stopped happening when the video camera was invented
<pog> and then they started up again when digital editing came by
#56149 (260)
<Diplomatic> Christina -> We wanna see your bewbies
<Christina> bewbies?  What are you? 3?
#56151 (386)
<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed
<mike> i must have missed the part where i started hating jews
<mike> i did not, however, miss the part where i started hating "j00"
#56155 (248)
[54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult" games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.
#56167 (432)
<Krypt|LOTR2> i was given 200 dollars to survive a month alone while the rest of my family went to dominican republic
<Krypt|LOTR2> i blew half of that on games
<Krypt|LOTR2> and didnt eat for like 2 weeks
<Krypt|LOTR2> i lost alot of weight
#56170 (29)
TaniquaLoL: i stole my moms stash and sold it to her friend hahaha
EyezBloodshot: lmao
TaniquaLoL: shes all bitchy now though
#56174 (155)
<atheir> microsoft is a bunch of soulless swine.
<quannum> with jobs
#56188 (216)
<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink?
<rizzoh> tcp
#56194 (317)
<Winkingdog> Cute toll collector At the Harbour tunnel this morning.  Blond,  young and very cute.  I'm gunna ask her out..
<Winkingdog> I wonder how many round trips Ill have to do before I get the chance  :)
<DD> Shit!!! She's already costing you money!:-)
#56222 (338)
<Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare.
<DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak?
<Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean "keep on going".
#56229 (517)
<Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros
<Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about functionality
<pont> my penis is the slackware of penis
<pont> :D
<pont> Hard and stable
<Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?
#56230 (1000)
<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year
<Rin> 63 in UK
<Rin> 64 in Australia
<Rin> 11,456 in USA
<Ram> we win!