#55571 (1696)
<Pepe> there are 2 kids in the fourth grade, one white and one black, which one has the bigger dick
<L@cky> the black one
<Pepe> why?
<L@cky> cuz hes black dipshit
<Pepe> no fuckface, the nigger's 25!
<Nostradom> Dude, stop making fun of black people.
<Nostradom> Seriously, I used to have a really good black friend.
<L@cky> used to?
<Nostradom> money was short...we had to sell him
#55572 (282)
<Kasugai> matthias_: You could get a job at Google telling their tech dept. what they are doing wrong!
<matthias_> for one they still haven't got a mind-reader interface going
<Kasugai> I hear they are still trying to implement safe search filtering on that one
<Kasugai> Otherwise you get pr0n popping up every 8 seconds.
#55573 (117)
<merle> damn it, i cant figure out what is taking up so much room on my hdd
<scott-> probably gay porn you renamed and hid a long time ago
#55590 (148)
[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :)
[{Ogre}Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
#55591 (279)
[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :)
[Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
#55592 (15)
<@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: but shooosh I didnt tell u that
<@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: hehe ok?
<@freshmint> oops.
<Spudsta> this, coming from the chick with a metaphorical cock
#55593 (-17)
<IAmKingBrad> you know, having an opera singer rape you is much like eating a biscuit, except with eating a biscuit you do not have a cock in your ass unless you live at my uncle's house and am my cousin HAHA
#55594 (207)
<Jeeeeebus> eg: I was in a doorway with my arm across it resting .. and he walks thru and goes "minimize, please" without even thinking bout it..
<RnRcneHHlt> hahahahahahahahahahaha
<Jeeeeebus> I wish I could do that..
#55599 (268)
<freshbob> man, this banana is huge
<freshbob> i don't think bananas this big are natural
<freshbob> they must be genetically engineered or something
<manna> dude, it's not natural, but you have to give your ass a chance to relax
#55602 (22)
<Morstis> The oath of celibacy in the church only means the priest can secretly sodomize young boys instead of having open intercourse with women.
#55608 (12)
[BR00D] haha i gave up on irc, and came back just to harass you :D
#55614 (372)
<SonicBlues> man, don't shove vibrators up your ass if your a guy man. I was trying to milk my prostate y'know, damnit, I guess the vibrator was too much for me.
<SonicBlues> get this, i slide the dildo up my but, smothered with ky jelly yeah? I flip it on, and I start stroking.
<DrQ> this cant end up well....
<SonicBlues> now, i'm in front of a TV, about 3.5 meters away from me, compensate about .25 meters for the diagonal. But man, i start strokng, and maybe 8 minutes later, i get this surging pain from my nuts and i shoot the silver bullet all the way to the tv man. christ.
<DrQ> conrgatulations
<Thrifty> Hahahahah holy shit man
<SonicBlues> yeah, the problem is, I came onto irc to tell you all, my girlfriend stepped in...
#55615 (-89)
<Ultra_Violet> Xero: I want to fuck your lesbian grand-mother with a dirty wooden spoon
#55621 (221)
<Sentenced4Life> Im from ohio..w00t w00r
<int0x6h> that would explain the handle right?
#55626 (442)
<[Ars]Michael> is there any way to make a noise when u get a pm
<[Ars]Mikoyan> you could grunt in pleasure
#55651 (16)
<Renegade|> ops please
<Renegade|> why won't the bots remember that i have ops
<MatzeRX> u like keep changing ur IP or summit ?
<Renegade|> no
<MatzeRX> cable or dial up?
<Renegade|> dial up
#55653 (249)
<Boned> ever watched scrambled porn only to learn 5 mins later that its two guys?
#55664 (194)
<Andaru> I don't have any porno
<Andaru> I don't particularly like porno either
<LuCiPh33R> you're on the internet and you don't like porn?
#55718 (231)
<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger
#55721 (30)
<Anthony> identical twins?
<sHyGuY> tis true.
<Kagome> we're faternal
<Kagome> thank GOD
<Anthony> FATernal?
#55774 (42)
* ZoMbIeGuY has joined #finalfight
<Xerox> It's a zombie! Aim for the head, guys!
<ZoMbIeGuY> =(
* ToastyGhost knocks ZoMbIeGuY unconscious
<Nimduin> ...Wow, he's either AzN or StUpId.
<ToastyGhost> Just an AOL'r
<ZoMbIeGuY> Uhh... I'm outter here.
<ZoMbIeGuY> goodbye.
* ToastyGhost cheers
<Nimduin> That, or he's Fake President Deling.
<TedAran> Ha
* ZoMbIeGuY has quit IRC (Quit: )
#55775 (258)
Iride4mosh » no doing gay stuff while im gone ya hear
polkaisrad » dont wanna miss out huh?
Iride4mosh » shut up man...
#55776 (-316)
<hobojackson> i was walking around and saw a car going really fast
<hobojackson> SO I SAID WOW THAT CAR MUST HAVE 1024 MB OF DDR SD RAM AND A 256 MEG VIDEO CARD AND A 3 GIGAHERTZ HARD DRIVE AHAHHA AH AHAA AHAHAHHA
<spongebob> OMG YOU CONFUSED COMPUTERS WITH REAL LIFE
<spongebob> THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARd!!!!!!!!!
#55777 (284)
<Crack[H]eaD> That brings up an interesting point.... According to the license agreement of some software you dont own it... you are merely renting it
<Crack[H]eaD> so by downloading the software am I borrowing it?
<Lasuuco> yeah crack
<Lasuuco> hence the term
<Lasuuco> "licensed"
<Crack[H]eaD> I should make a bunch of bumper stickers that say "Borrowing is not a crime" ;)
<bigfoot> could i borrow one?
<Crack[H]eaD> Fuck yeah
#55782 (156)
<Vulpes> I know somewhere out there is a man or woman willing to have sex with me while I remain on IRC.