#55365 (417)
<daenonok> not unless you wanna get rodney king'd
<daenonok> nerd style
<R4g3^o^M4g3> I've seen it before.
<R4g3^o^M4g3> Plastic keyboard wrist-rests and optical mice...it ain't pretty.
<R4g3^o^M4g3> According to the police report "Six geeks who wish to remain unnamed mauled a defenseless jock in a birrage of girly punches and kicks, while repeating a (believed to be satanic) chant; '0wn3d d00d!"
#55372 (255)
<AnTrAaXx> wb Dark
<Dark|Lord> wow.. I've been disconnected for 9 hours, and you've been here long enough to gimme wb? :)
#55380 (647)
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
#55417 (24)
<Jiggs> Can anyone tell me the correct syntax for using "!list" for getting the server info?
#55438 (504)
<Guest> how big is the internet?
<xmaddness> Well if you go too far you'll fall off the end of it.
<Guest> really?
<xmaddness> Yep, some people call it IRC
#55443 (151)
<APE_> warezing is like wanking, everyone does it but u dont talk about it
#55453 (197)
<N1k1tA> i can blow a perfect 2600hz pitch with my ass
<Nab> heh
<N1k1tA> the goatse man is not gay, he is a phreaker
#55456 (71)
<Maddie46> Abs I have tried warez and its confusing
<dotcomlarry> yeah, version 1.0 was hard.
#55463 (349)
<sean> wow
<sean> that fart was gross
<sean> sounded like an elephant got shot
#55468 (173)
* DRagon87 flips quarter
<DRagon87> heads
<Squirl> is heads the bottom?
#55481 (162)
lope767: watch out man
lope767: she'll eat u hole
lope767: err
lope767: whole
FKing Windows: I was sort of hoping for both.
#55495 (1809)
<zealous> I was walking to the mobil gas station this morning to get my ride to work as I do every morning (weekdays anyway) when I decided that instead of walking the long way around I would just jump the little wall (about 3 feet high) and get there quicker, well when I went to jump the wall I started off with my left foot instead of my right like I usually do and I didn't bring my foot up quick enough thus catching the wall and sending me face first
<zealous> into the ground but somehow I managed to do some wild ninja tuck and roll things ending up on my feet and staring at some guy who was quite bugged eyed so I just raised my arms in a "v" and yelled hazah at the top of my lungs
#55500 (110)
<Ken> Massages are pretty healthy for you.
<Ken> It's a form of preventive medicine
<KageGamer> what about the massages that like the little japanese girl walks on your back
<KageGamer> what if she has long nails on her toes
<KageGamer> wouldnt that hurt?
DannoHung> In mother russia, YOU walk on little Japanese girl!
#55503 (197)
<gofer-chan> ...Exo, can I still keep my channel? Or is that like impersonating you or something?
<gofer-chan> Because if you want, I'll change the name.
<Exophase> gofer; You can keep the channel :p
<gofer-chan> Yay!
<Exophase> gofer; It's not impersonating me to have a channel called "#exophase", because no one is gonna walk into the channel and go "gasp, I'm sitting inside Exophase!"
#55512 (539)
<Oriden> you have lens crafters in canada?
<EV3> yup yup
<Gregg|WaitingForUO> no
<Gregg|WaitingForUO> we just leave our visually impaired to die.
<Gregg|WaitingForUO> get hit by cars and stuff
#55514 (174)
<bbraun> do you think that when thoreau urged us to simplify our lives, he meant going to serial terminals?
#55524 (463)
<pairo> you know you're doomed when you have to whois your domain registrar ID to find out your own phone number
#55559 (651)
[Video`] The future of tech support isn't changing at all.
[Video`] I was in this class of tech support people.
[Video`] I took a screenshot of the desktop
[Video`] Made it the background
[Video`] And moved all the icons
[Video`] And they were confused as hell :
#55564 (211)
(During another round of mega splits on DALnet)
<Guest51394> how do u get into the servers?
<priz> you can't.
<priz> if you walked into a McDonalds when the kitchen was on fire, do you think they'd take your order?
#55565 (1103)
<Rav3n> my gf is only 2 years old and my parents are fuming.
<Rav3n> older
#55566 (591)
Session Start: Thu Dec 12 21:34:30 2002
<burzzzzzz> 23:56:55
<burzzzzzz> 3 more mins !! :D
<cystum> till what?
<burzzzzzz> i can drive on my own
<burzzzzzz> 00:00:01
<burzzzzzz> !!!!
<milolilo> you're free!
<burzzzzzz> <-- officialy a driver !! :D
Session Start: Sat Dec 14 19:38:29 2002
<burzzzzzz> i had a little disagreement with cement pilar while looking for a place to park my car :/
#55567 (220)
<Perma> The first time you ever meet a chick, you have to slap her, just back hand the girl as hard as you can, like that, you'll never worry about that chick telling you "You never treat me the was you used too".
<Perma> Got that?
<rob> what if she likes getting smacked around
<Perma> Even better
#55568 (620)
<vocalizedWHORE> mmm, c++
<vocalizedWHORE> do.this();
<vocalizedWHORE> do.that();
<vocalizedWHORE> if (error)
<vocalizedWHORE> blame(microsoft);
#55569 (183)
<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :)
#55570 (202)
<LLyric> How do I break out of an infinite loop on a c64? It's been sooo long.
<MaggieL> Unplug it.