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(317)<guardian> whos john lennon <obi-rav> has the same sounding songs like the beetles, they must have inspired him <guardian> probs #53856
(43)<snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday.. <mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes #53857
(115)<Ktulu> Bob, so far - my day in this "everyday life" has consisted of waking up, having breakfast, playing games... and cracking jokes at your expense over IRC #53858
(361)<MooFoo> Fuse, get yourself a shock rifle, that shoots instant blue shit and slow moving blue shit <MooFoo> Also, if you manage to hit the slow moving blue shit with the instant blue shit, you will get an explosion of blue shit, that will turn the enemies into red shit <Fuse> That's a lot fo shit <MooFoo> fo real #53859
(290)i am RAWK: you know, I don't think I ever really realized how much boys jack off before I started reading bash.org i am RAWK: i mean, I kinna figured it was a frequent thing, but it seems astronomical now QuakeZop: haha, I've done it fifteen times since you left here #53873
(277)*** Idiot__ has joined #israel <Baa0595> Wow. The first honest man on IRC. #53877
(295)<Frozen_Shadow> OMG my cousin had sex with her dog, when i stayed the night at my aunts house, got up to go pee and her room is right by the bathroom and i walked past she had the light on and the door open <cheesegoduk> what the hell frozen? <cheesegoduk> your cousion was having sex with the dog <Frozen_Shadow> yes <cheesegoduk> what did she say when she saw you? <Frozen_Shadow> she didnt say anything <cheesegoduk> ? <v_Ln|email> hahahahaha <Frozen_Shadow> i just dont go to the bathroom in the middle of the night any more #53882
(236)<wandarah> Quote added as #53880. Thanks for participating. :-) <wandarah> :D <arryola> you quoted me? YOU CUNT! <arryola> ... <arryola> argh * arryola refrains from speaking <wandarah> Quote added as #53881. Thanks for participating. :-) #53898
(172)sweet-dick: my dick very up baby chika: aww... so up that you forget the predicate? ;) #53901
(120)<Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation to watch all the pr0n on earth <utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens <utopian> all at once <utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a shakespearean sonnet sooner or later <Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare <utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics... #53923
(690)RonnieOchsleder: Do you use Trillian for chat? It rox. fromagie: probably fromagie: i use adium fromagie: i haven't tried trillian - i shall RonnieOchsleder: It has lots of nice little icons. fromagie: oooh icons fromagie: looking now fromagie: ah, it's for windows? I no have windows RonnieOchsleder: Yeah, it might just be for Windows. RonnieOchsleder: Fu - sorry - ck. fromagie: It's o - dick - kay RonnieOchsleder: That's good to kn - fuck off, then - ow. fromagie: Okay, nice tal - moron - king to you. Take it - up the ass - easy. #53932
(521)Number-6: i should get a PO box while i'm at the post office angryskul: ok angryskul: so my dad had a PO box angryskul: but not at the post office, at this little photo/copy mailbox kinkos like place angryskul: anyhow, he also used to get voicemail there because he didnt' want his insane clients calling the house angryskul: he used to have to reach over the counter to grab his voicemail angryskul: after a while he got the guy to install a phone inside his box angryskul: one day he's all checking his mail, then he reaches in and pulls out the phone angryskul: punches in some numbers angryskul: then he notices this dude _staring_ at him angryskul: anyhow, so he finishes, puts the phone back into the box and locks it angryskul: outside the guy catches up with him and is all like.. angryskul: "are you in mossad?" angryskul: (israeli secret police) #53933
(34)<GeNOc¦DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in africa #53934
(406)<PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass sausage that smells like farts <rooster> hrm <dedd[afk]> yummy <rooster> weird "ass sausages" <rooster> or weird ass "sausages" #53939
(1705)<quintessential> HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE JUST FIRED A FIRECRACKER ONTO MY BALCNONY <kuntraver> heh <quintessential> i should close teh door, but its not a noisy one, its just a sparkler on steroids i tink <kuntraver> anyhoo, how are the submissions going? <quintessential> ok, i just uploaded a batch yesterday <quintessential> wtf <kuntraver> ? <quintessential> CRAP MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!! #53941
(142)<+Tolkien`> chicks will only last a while <+Tolkien`> i can use my comp all night #53945
(156)Ashanth: What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina? pnkgoetz: all she'd have to do was get some BOOM!! Tough Actin Vinactin #53960
(234)<bb-w3rk> If Received By: Pay this Amount: <bb-w3rk> 12/20/02 $25,692.40 <bb-w3rk> 12/30/02 $25,712.75 <bb-w3rk> 01/09/03 $25,733.09 <bb-w3rk> :( <ESD-Wyrk> ... <ESD-Wyrk> wtf is that <bb-w3rk> damn tab at the liquor store #53961
(152)<Mak0> i am a pr0nstar <vocalizedWHORE> Mak0, is that you on goatse? #53978
(196)<Amish> women are psychotic <Amish> cats are great pets for them though <Xenopax> because they are cold and only want attention when you don't want to give it to them? <Amish> that, and you get to kick them when they aren't looking <Amish> JUST KIDDING PETA #53984
(322)<[Smoke]> "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to three different minor chords" <NrgSpoon> ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune <[Smoke]> "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly in and and start making out with each other." <NrgSpoon> damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay sex <NrgSpoon> it was so young, too. #53986
(35)<Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work" <Vented> i give my thanks to my job :) <TheJesus> that's the trick <TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work, fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble <Vented> hahah :) <Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate them in the correct order <Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date stamp <Vented> then no one will know what happened :) <TheJesus> hahahaha #53992
(324)-Taking place in a Battlefield 1942 game- <monk|GC> one time i saw a guy with binoculars, he was just standing there for like, 5 minutes <monk|GC> and i asked what are you doing. he says if i wait long enough the lasers will kill all of them #54009
(219)<rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to slaughter a newly married couple <rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself #54011
(527)<alakriti> Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.