#53617 (230)
<DeadKenne> we're all naked under our clothes
<DeadKenne> hehe
<DocGonzo> we are?!?!!? shit!
<DocGonzo> i'll never look at 13 yr olds the same again
#53618 (8)
<devinfo> i guess bacon is good too, or a deadly weapon for Blanka. In the future, breakfast features caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit,
#53620 (141)
<@PrincessSleia2> uh, so a few months ago i stopped drinking coffee
<@PrincessSleia2> so i had two cups this morning and drank dr pepper with lunch, and i am now unstable
<@FrozenFireball> .........
<@PrincessSleia2> ok, more unstable than usual
#53621 (348)
<@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last night
<@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all these years I have been trying to do sports
#53669 (266)
<MeatEating> why in the name of fuck are we talking about Star Trek?
<MeatEating> I think I'll leave again temporarily
<Uncle_Matt> Or you could leave temporally, in a way pleasing to us Trekkies.
#53706 (502)
<StuGhattz> I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good.
#53711 (-40)
Anonymous: Ramadan is over, i can eat!!!
Anonymous2: I was surfing the internet and i found a page that said more women go for guys that are/were in the Air Force then any other profession.
Anonymous: Really, I wanna join the air force one day.
Anonymous2: Wat, so u could learn how to fly planes into skyscrapers.
Anonymous: Fool, you're muslim too.
Anonymous: You r a disgrace to brown pple.
Anonymous2: Don't be silly i'm not brown, i'm just a really tanned white person.
#53719 (483)
* Faetan is gonna kill Santa for this...
* Santa_Clause is now known as Steve
<Steve> >_>
<Steve> <_<
#53737 (994)
<Tristan> I have a very bad headache, I need about 20 or so asprin.
<Ari> awww....
* Ari huggles Tris
<Kryptonite> I LITERALLY BROKE MY ARM all i got was a HEH
#53762 (885)
<TheOffspring326> Do you ever get the feeling that someone has mis-understood you?
<TheOffspring326> but you're not sure
<Motorbreath151> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASSHOLE?
#53763 (127)
<+LagSucks> the other day i downloaded korean porn because i was curious as i've never seen it
<+LagSucks> and the men all had smaller members than i did
<+Zulehan> that's how it starts, lag.
<+LagSucks> i thought to myself, 'wow, that's a first'
#53769 (410)
[Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night?
[Tank]: Im assuming something revolving around....."My mother/Sister"???
[Glare]: damnit.
[Tank]: Owned.
[Glare]: Agreed.
Glare bows in acceptance of ownage.
#53776 (375)
[spork`] bukakke is the most intimate act that 2-50 people can perform
#53780 (120)
<Ten80> http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=Melbourne+Wireless
<smarm> needs to have a line break :P
<CRC-Away> man, only a geek would see a nice set of tits, and comment on the line break :)
#53782 (1542)
<alphageek> "are you currently alive? [ ] yes, [ ] no"
<Help747> X
<Help747> er
<Help747>                   X
<Help747>                                  X
<Help747>                                                            X
<Help747>                                                   X
<alphageek> lol. this isn't pin the tail on the donkey
<Help747>                                                  X          X
#53785 (217)
<Kaladias> Kal need nookie
[+]ChevyGurl> lol
<Kaladias> *sigh* i wish women would take me more seriously
#53806 (964)
<Carter> Periods rock
<Carter> It's the only time you have enough blood to cover yourself in warpaint unpainfully
<Carter> you can recreate Braveheart with red!
<DireWolf> Sorry you two, but the idea of a bunch of lesbian feminist bitches on their periods re-enacting BraveHeart is enough to make all the men on the face of the earth curl up in a fetal position and await death.
#53817 (287)
<Anatole> The PS2 is the *only* choice, if you like those kinds of games.
<SINsApple> Not *really* since the xbox *is* the *one* that has Nascar *Thunder* and Outlaw *Golf*
<SINsApple> I'm mocking your use of asterisks, in *case* you didn't *notice*
<SINsApple> :D
<Anatole> Wow...you sure are *funny* when you're *drunk*, you dirty *bitch*
#53821 (538)
Narbus clicks his heels
Narbus clicks his heels
Narbus clicks his heels
Narbus has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
#53833 (487)
<greeny> so i turn this box upside down and you know what i find printed on the bottom?
<greeny> "don't turn the box upside down"
<greeny> :
#53843 (430)
<Sharna> i dont do linux tho
<Snooky> it solves all the world's problems
<Sharna> world peace too?
<Snooky> actually, let me check
<Sharna> k
<Snooky> ahh, here we go:
<Snooky> Summary of changes from v2.4.20-rc2 to v2.4.20-rc3
<akpm@digeo.com>:
o Change mark_dirty_kiobuf() to use set_page_dirty() instead of SetPageDirty(). The latter fails to move onto mapping->dirty_pages(), which breaks filemap_fdatasync()
o PROVIDES WORLD PEACE
<Snooky> as of kernel 2.4.20-rc3, linux has world peace
<Sharna> amazing
<Sharna> why dont more people know about this
#53849 (169)
(takai) ffs _ph
(takai) dont be gay
(_ph) thats like telling me not to eat
#53850 (329)
<Red_Avatar> Select [192kbps 44100Hz 03:53min] Mandy Moore - Only hope
<Darth-Phenom> Mandy Moore!! ROCK ON
<Red_Avatar> don't mock the music my girlfriend gave me!!
<RaptorMkII> Sure, your girl friend.
<RaptorMkII> IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND'S NAME IS KAZAA!
#53851 (440)
(_ph): im hungry
(kingy`r): eat a dick :P
(_ph): im a little hungrier than that
(sole): eat two dicks then
(_ph): we're talking at least 5 here
#53854 (39)
Rann XXV: The "What's regular coffee?" joke isn't just lame... it's paraplegic.