#53492 (702)
<Insomniak> thank god Ling's not here
<Linguica> yes, thank god i'm not here
#53503 (243)
<Theogony> odd
<Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my mom
<Theogony> hmm
<Theogony> quite strange
#53508 (786)
<Dekan-> WHAT THE FUCK... My Right nut is folded down under and then backaround ontop of my left nut
<%Eizneckam> Umm
<souletr> did you know that jesus smoked three packs a day?
<@mootlif3> what the fuck is wrong with this chat..
#53514 (207)
<@Psych0> I wake up to find that someone created a folder in my shared
Folder
<@Psych0> Called Psycho is gay
<@Psych0> Furthermore i find two instances of nimda in it
<@Psych0> anyone find that weird?
<@Forty> Sounds normal
<@Forty> Did you update Windows lately?  It's in service pack 2
<@Psych0> I have win 98
<@Psych0> :
<@Forty> Yeah that sounds right
#53520 (167)
<@kmad> its fun as hell
<@kmad> you know what, thats a bad simile
<@kmad> because i would assume hell isn't very fun
#53523 (235)
<Volt9000> I had wood today
<Volt9000> I'm proud
<AL9000> Me too
<SROL> I did, too
<SROL> And I believe we all know what happened soon after
<AL9000> Volt's pet goat hid behind the couch
#53525 (200)
<Coogaar> “You really can’t mince around with these TiVos, Todd. If you wanted to turn on a machine and have it tell you you were gay all the time, you would just play Counter-Strike online.”
#53557 (348)
<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand
<thegleek> wow
<thegleek> old school
#53558 (787)
<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself.
<leo> Dont tell me what the fuck to do
<leo> Your not my fucking mom
<maverick> uhh, yeah i am..
<leo> ??????
<maverick> oh, i thought you said "your not fucking my mom"..
#53560 (554)
<Ophelia>: I had college once, but I drank a lot of fluids and got a lot of rest and eventually it was cured.
#53567 (133)
[+   oracel] my exam went well =)
[@   zipper] My job searching didn't.
[@   zipper] Going to go out with a friend and do a coop search wednesday. :o
[@   zipper] Multiplayer job searching > Single player
#53583 (2624)
<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em?
<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror
<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look
<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?
<kolby> huh?
<kolby> ...fuck
#53584 (358)
<kolby> my mom doesn't even have confidence in me
<kolby> she was like, hey did you get my e-mail?
<kolby> and im like "nope, just spam...send it again"
<kolby> sure enough, she sends it again with the subject reading "Don't have a sex life? Enlarge your penis!"
#53585 (275)
<Genasirus> #3928 +(8)- [X]
<Genasirus> <illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<Genasirus> <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<Genasirus> <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
<jhtm> that so beats my first orgasm story
<jhtm> I was playing with my parents massager
<Genasirus> wtf?
<jhtm> and all of a sudden I passed out
<jhtm> it sucked
#53587 (736)
<BhavFox> FurServ: op me
<FurServ> BhavFox: You are already opped.
<BhavFox> ;O)
<Kas> FurServ: suck me
<Kas> aww
<Hawx> Kas: You already suck.
#53590 (341)
<rTenshi> HOLY SHIAZT! THIS IS AWESOME!
<JujubeZ> what,?
<rTenshi> using a .357 magnum to kill cockroaches!
<JujubeZ> a .357? wTF? These are roaches, not deer you moron
<rTenshi> tell me about it, its gonna take an assload of time to clean up, it just went.... "PSSHHHTTTQQQTT!" Hahahahhahaha
#53593 (-6)
<Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT?
<Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB
<Margret> One SUCK or two?
<Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one ASSGRIND for me please, sweety
<Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti?
<Henry> where is it WHORE?
<Margret> your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT
<Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look under your LONG ASS PUBES
<Margret> *sip*
<Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this? Its very juicy
<Margret> Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it?
#53594 (261)
<Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe James broke my computer
<flawed> first your hymen now your computer
<flawed> what was he thinking?
<Lenore> he wasn't
#53598 (183)
* Marilyn-Manson anyone want to chat? i am 17 years old from wales i am gothic, i am a cousin of Kelly Jones of the stereophonics, but they fucking suck, so dont talk to me about them, i also have MSN
#53599 (242)
<Doberion> Hello
<Kyron> hi
<Doberion> Is Kryon Here??
#53602 (970)
* jasn_78 then sucks ur clit as finger ur wet tight pussy
* hot_gurl_4_u grabs hold of your cock harder, moaning louder and louder, until finally her anus can take no more and she accidentally shits on your hair
<hot_gurl_4_u> hehe, sorry ;)
<jasn_78> yuck
<hot_gurl_4_u> sorry, its a medical problem :(
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#53603 (-2)
<v1ru5> fuck
<v1ru5> we have a dog inside!
<v1ru5> in the house
<ikke> w00f
<v1ru5> and it is rabid or something
<Jeian> LOL
* v1ru5 akf
<Jeian> v1ru5: and the first thing you do is tell us about it?
#53606 (330)
× Snakeyes (Snakeyes@66.227.169.205) joined #help
<Snakeyes> anyone here the master of "DEATH OF A SALESMAN" i gotta answer 25 questions about it in 15 minutes!
<@dewx> i know i didn't watch it!
<@dewx> (isn't it a movie?)
<Snakeyes> its a play
<phoq> the salesman dies
#53609 (161)
<Ac|D> i said send it to me on cd
<Ac|D> not over irc
<voltstfu> dicksuckin' tramp. no im not sending you a 38meg file via australia post
<Ac|D> fillup the cd with other shit then
<voltstfu> i have not much of interest
<voltstfu> unless you've never seen a german shepherd do a woman missionary style
<Ac|D> haha
#53611 (187)
<ApoIIyon> energy drinks are good
<ApoIIyon> if u have less then 4 a day
<topdawg> i had a couple of v's in a lecture
<topdawg> then went to sleep
<topdawg> i woke up at the end
<ApoIIyon> yeah some people.. it wont work for them
<topdawg> and felt like running around in circles :(
<ApoIIyon> ahahahahahah
<topdawg> it had LAG
<topdawg> OH GOD
<topdawg> V ON DIALUP
<topdawg> :(