#53241 (254)
<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty.
<beady> teacher?
<claws03> grade school?
#53274 (601)
æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me
(somecrap) someone go touch bax so he'll be happy
æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Divinyls - I Touch Myself
(somecrap) nevermind he took care of that himself
#53275 (23)
* odds5050 has sent you a Christmas greeting. Type /server mail to view the attachment
*** King_menthol has quit IRC
#53284 (663)
<@Headlor> when i live somewhre less gay
<@Headlor> im getting a cat
<@Headlor> and calling it "Hitler Stalin Mao"
<@Headlor> or just stalin
<@Headlor> "whats your cat called?"
<@Headlor> "stalin."
<@Headlor> "."
<@Headlor> ill write on its littertray "human rights"
<@Headlor> and on its bowl "flesh of the capitalist pig dogs"
#53285 (1422)
<Slime> I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry.
<Slime> The times I spent at 2am talking about girls who have dicks and legs made of slugs eating each other whilst melting.
<Slime> My future wife will be all "Tell me what you did as a teenager" and I will say "NOW IS TIME FOR SLEEP"
<MechaMrEd> And then you'll notice she has an erection
#53299 (219)
<hobbs> SetiAtHome -- turn your laptop into a space heater. :)
#53301 (110)
<Angelic> man who catch fly with chopsticks ... should eat in different restaraunt!
#53320 (315)
<RedRabbit> guys does os/2 mean only half an operating system ?
#53321 (378)
<IsamuDyson> i think they need to get out and meet some people
<BloodFromStone> Hey, I won't allow that kind of talk in here.
#53327 (146)
<tokumei> green tea incense yo
<tokumei> and no pot for me today
<PFunk> Trying to quit?
<JeffreyAtW> Ooh, Toku's turning Republican and lying about his heavy drug use instead of admitting it
#53338 (343)
<AL9000> hehe, I called up one of my female friends today while I was naked
<AL9000> I was actually slapping it around to see if she'd ask what that noise was
#53346 (112)
<Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly bitches
<Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of yourself, you go right ahead.  But post them on the Ugly Bitch Web
#53353 (393)
<NightO> Jesus is coming, everyone, look busy!!
--- solicit sets ban on jesus!*@*
#53382 (34)
<nuance> er s/./,
<cherub> don't forget to s/0,5/0.5/!
<nuance> regexp nazi
<cherub> s/nazi/victim/
#53419 (177)
<Oliver> uni is too hardcore for me
<Oliver> spent 2 days there
<Oliver> could hardly walk
<teles> lol :)
<teles> that'll teach you to visit the toilets in the art school :p
#53448 (159)
[@ToastyX] I almost typed cd / to try to leave a channel
#53451 (-1)
<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> whats with all the netsplits?
<Rodzilla> J0 MAMA
<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> o_O
<Rodzilla> SHE'S SO FAT SHE SPLIT THE FREAKING INTERNET IN HALF
<Rodzilla> AHAAHAHAHAHHAH
#53456 (316)
<codewolf> I need a new toy, I've played with this one enough
<codewolf> maybe a Z4
<Teatime> Or a miata.
<Teatime> codewolf: A ferrari.
<Teatime> Or an RUF Porsche
<fluffy> Teatime: or he could just save a lot of money and get a sign that says "im insecure about the size of my penis."
#53457 (110)
<TreeSquid> he's not foreign, just stupid
#53462 (144)
<bunneh> he used to talk to my mate and he admitted to liking me and the next day we found out we were related...
#53473 (-13)
<Jesse> shit. i dont know wether i should anally rape you like a blonde ass whiteboy or beat you like a red headed stepchild
#53478 (283)
<Marand> My girlfriend's parents are paranoid.  They don't trust the internet and are extremely against chatrooms.
<Marand> if ($person == 'online') { $person = "pervert dograping kiddiefucker" }
<Marand> Maybe it's because they know me
#53481 (172)
<SiZZuRp> this is from www.pk-hq.com
<SiZZuRp> Most users ever online was 138 on 02-14-2002 at 13:33.
<SiZZURp> a sad valentines day......... date much?
#53482 (162)
<weebl> i might have a meet saturday morning
<weebl> cuz of that fucker
<weebl> who took a shit in wakefield's pool
<weebl> the remeet might be like, 8 in the fuckin' morning
<DoubleHelix> LOL!
<DoubleHelix> someone drop'd a deuce in the pool!
<DoubleHelix> lol
<DoubleHelix> wtf is that shit
<weebl> yeah
<weebl> and they didn't notice till after the divers had gone
<DoubleHelix> HAHAH!
#53487 (175)
<JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial?
<JanusLexington> with friend browsing?
<JanusLexington> worst
<JanusLexington> invention
<JanusLexington> EVAR
<Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends
<JanusLexington> friend porn browsing...
<Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!"
<Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER BATING~~~~~"