#52977 (277)
<FLB> GRRR
<FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom
<FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out
<Hawk--> lol
<FLB> and there were no towels or anything
<FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt
<FLB> close call though
#52978 (375)
<FLB> once sex tv showed a room full of women masturbating
<FLB> it was an "orgasm class"
<FLB> and they all go there
<Kamikaze_Watermelon> did you tape it?
<FLB> and in a group
<FLB> finger themselves.
<FLB> Umm
<FLB> No.
<Kamikaze_Watermelon> bastard
<FLB> I was uhh....
<FLB> taking notes?
#52980 (295)
<Bodom83> dir NEW KORN SLIPKNOT DVDS!!
<Nvrmr> cd wrong window
<Nvrmr> dir
<Nvrmr> get dumbass.txt
#52989 (485)
<flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch of retards pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys pretending to be lesbians.
#52990 (963)
<|404notfound> They need to make keyboards without the caps lock button, and then give the buttons to martial arts masters.
<|404notfound> "Only when you can snatch the caps lock from my hand may you yell incessantly like an idiot."
#53020 (134)
<Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how much money you will pay for me to come down there
#53026 (218)
<deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable calculus!
<virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad
<virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(
#53029 (334)
<Yukanojo> Man, dyn.optonline.net just took a massive shit
<SPOONprez> Yukanojo: too much fiber in the network? :D
#53046 (197)
<sazeMaster> exuse me!
<+joshua> the only excuse for you is your mom wanted another child support check
#53061 (212)
<Rory> I once saw on an import Gundam toy "Dont break steamy translucent fabric or new one will come"
<Rory> wait that was a pack of Japanese condoms
#53070 (565)
<Warhead> call off, everyone: boxers or briefs?
<Enargy> depends
<Warhead> ......control problems?
#53080 (1146)
<Foxie> "My family was asking me all these nosey-ass questions, 'When are you going to find a woman?', 'When are you going to get married?', 'When are you going to have childeren?', then my grandmother was like "Maybe he donesn't like chochate..." and I was like "it's not like I don't like chochlate, it's that I don't like it without nuts."
<Foxie> "So my uncle was like "You're gay?! You don't look gay!!", so I said "Yes, I'm one of the newer models, I'm a stealth fag."
#53081 (822)
* Hotaru dances more.
<Hotaru> o-<
<Hotaru> o-<
<Hotaru> o-<
<Hotaru> I suck at dancing.
<Vulpes> God help us if you ever try breakdancing.
<Hotaru> o/`>-
#53083 (585)
(doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back
(doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss fuck shit animals ......................... .avi
(doggie^): was very annoying
([olly]): lol
(slippy^): yeh :/
(slippy^): that movie sucked
#53085 (439)
<epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days. Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime. I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?
#53096 (147)
* koin freaks.
<koin> Harry Potter porn X_x
<koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P
<Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it.
<koin> You have HP porn?
<Solaris> No.
<koin> I was about to say...
<koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>
#53103 (289)
Cypher: well i think i got everything packed
Owen: + 1 packing skill (Cypher)
#53125 (214)
*** Keyser is now known as Keyser|driveby
<Keyser|driveby> brb
<Keyser|driveby> crawling on floor for a while :\
#53138 (95)
<Jeeeeebus> wtf
<Jeeeeebus> when I click the minimize button, it is minimizing my cursor to the other side of the screen
<Yawgmoth> its a feature, not a bug.
#53160 (195)
<DrLickies> Anyone who wants to fight me, I'll be at Yonge and College in like 25 minutes
<capitan0> don't homos hang at yonge and college ?
<DrLickies> No, I think they hang a couple of blocks east
<DrLickies> But maybe some homosexuals hang there
<smackhead> DrLickles- homosexuals will be hanging there in 25 minutes, apparently
#53166 (340)
<`Apoc`> i blew a load inside my girl
<Shiv[0utz0r]> LOL
<Shiv[0utz0r]> welcome to the club
<`Apoc`> whats the chances of her becoming pregnant
<Apocalypse_DFA[spam-eater]> if she wants to be pregnant, 50%. If she doesnt want to be pregant...100%
#53173 (76)
*** User Jezus has logged off the chat for idle time (13293 seconds).
[PlanetBob] Wow.. we've been visited by Jezus.. the new..and HIP jesus..
#53179 (1908)
<@TheRef>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night
<hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash
<@TheRef>Dude, that wasn't a typo.
#53181 (437)
<Eku{MY}> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
#53186 (514)
<testify> i hate the CLI which i have been using for 5 dam years
<testify> like i said, its the year 2003 not 1984
<snaund> testify: umm, it's 2002 here
<snaund> must be a timezone thing
<testify> well its near 2003
<snaund> testify: there's a special name for the year that's nearly 2003
<testify> taht is?
<snaund> testify: 2002
<testify> ok