#52716 (351)
<@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy
<@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P
<@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular
<@Alice`> "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL BONG 420"
#52729 (170)
<NuttO> "Spammers are those morally challenged induhviduals and organisations that steal resources, hijack mailservers and trample over every Term of Service and Acceptable Use Policy that stands in their way in their quest to dump unsollicitated mail into your mailbox." http://216.127.43.94/angel/img/dp/dp0001.jpg
<NuttO> I like how somebody who draws angels fucking each other is morally outraged by spammers.
#52731 (176)
(Munkee): ban MunkeeFucker
*** eek sets mode: +b *!*munkee@???.blueyonder.co.uk
*** yay sets mode: +b *!*ArseSucke@???.???.???.???
*** Munkee was kicked by eek (oof - don't use bad words)
*** MunkeeFucker was kicked by yay (oof)
#52747 (750)
<WrkEagle> Phalynx: Ah, but can you conjugate "Vodka?"
<Phalynx> WrkEagle: Sure, the past tense is "money", and the future tense is "drunk"
#52757 (725)
<Erth2rst> I'm seventeen years old, I'm home alone, sitting here naked, and I'm rubbing my nipples.
<Erth2rst> If only I were female..
#52763 (345)
<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc
<SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it
<dcsteve> why not
<dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
#52773 (153)
<Mr_|r0n> Do ANYBODY have a program who hack Linux Root password
<solarisx-> type /con/con and it will open a hacking window then you type /hack * and it will teach you about it
<Mr_|r0n> con/con Unknown command
<solarisx-> fuck, you dont have it
<Mr_|r0n> were do i get it ?
<solarisx-> www.penis.com
*** Mr_|r0n has parted the channel
#52775 (1010)
<Wealllike> what this "uber" you see so often?
<timmo> uber - german for over or above
<Wealllike> I know that
<Wealllike> I'm german
<Wealllike> but you write it ü
<Wealllike> über
<Inuki> how appropriate. a german being a spelling nazi :P
#52780 (322)
<hoolar> i haf to go in to the doctor to get my colon examed tommorow
<tReMeR> At least its not a anal exam!
<tReMeR> o wait..
#52799 (163)
Lundquist: d00d whats SHP
Boba Fett: what's shp?
Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are sending me there cw
Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for?
Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating
#52802 (654)
Acire1134:Damn dog keeps fallin off my clock
Impala33157:O.O
Impala33157:I SO read that wrong
#52828 (632)
<Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive socket" = 1,240 google hits.
<Carlton> listening wins. :)
<Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for us.
<_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits.  "straight" has 14,300.000.
#52835 (625)
<Hawkon> you know.. we (they guys who got on internet in the early 90's using 14.4kbps modems)
<Hawkon> are alot better in bed
<Hawkon> cause we had to hang tight with that wank till the damn nude pic got downloaded
#52839 (170)
<Melchizedek> hmm..listening to songs without the eq turned on is strangely empty yet pure
<Crimsonmonkey> like masturbating
#52842 (109)
<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid
<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw
<McCormick> won't happend
<McCormick> you"'l have a headache
<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers
<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong
<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid
<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
#52857 (147)
<@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die.
* MeLearnin :(
<@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz
< MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g
#52867 (407)
<@DREAD_0> you now, the only reason yanks spell phonetically is you're all too stupid to understand the intircasies of the english language, it's nothign to be proud of
<@DREAD_0> and yes, i realise i cant spell intricacies
<Azhrarn> nothign?
<@DREAD_0> or nothing
<Azhrarn> or know
#52896 (377)
Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The Oriental
Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes.
XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?
#52908 (300)
<sh-> integration is shit
<sh-> math style, not rosa parks style
#52916 (1888)
<gleep> Heh.  You people don't want to hear how one of my ex-bosses performed a mercy killing on a family's cat at their request.
<Sypher-Ryn> Yes we do
<gleep> I actually think it's quite funny.
<Sypher-Ryn> come on!! Mercy killings!
<me^2> tell us
<DrCloud> o.O;
<ashie> O.O
<gleep> He was visiting a cousin's family, they lived out on in the country.  While he was there, they told them about their cat that was really old, and had gotten quite sick.  The vet had told them they should have it put to sleep.  But they just couldn't do it... they started to drive it the 20 miles to the vet a couple times but never got very far.
<gleep> So when he was talking to their dad, he said he could take care of it.  He had his pistol in his truck.  So that evening he finds the cat and takes it out back of the house.
<gleep> (Don't read this, sensative viewers! ) So he's out there with his 357, looking down at the cat, who really /was/ in horrible shape.  So he's about to shoot the cat when...  Something came over him.  He stuck his foot under the cat and kicked it into the air... and shot it midair.  The 357 blew the poor critter to bits.  Then he turns around and sees...  The ENTIRE FAMILY staring at him through the picture window.
<FJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
<ashie> best story ever
#52920 (580)
<Veor> HOT HOT CHICK WAS LOOKIN AT ME
<Veor> so i was smilin at her and she smilied back
<Veor> so i walked over to her and she kept staring where i was sitting at
<Veor> and she had a cane
<Veor> i realized she was blind
#52956 (252)
<Ddamn> watching someone get banned is like watching a retard throw eggs at an old lady
#52965 (275)
<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE
*** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing
<PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
#52967 (587)
<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air.
<Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.
#52969 (190)
* @[b]elitE is away, bored [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]