#1679 (681)
<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use?
<al-x> strawberry
<al-x> WITH A HINT OF NERDNILLA
#1680 (1265)
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what orion is pissed about
<timmo> i would have to say its women troubles
<orion> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye
#1681 (505)
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
#1682 (583)
<stc> all us asians look alike
<stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh
#1683 (385)
<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay!
#1693 (436)
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...
#1698 (450)
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.
<MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern?
#1699 (63)
<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day
<thep0et> i might as well be black
#1700 (113)
thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy
#1701 (1331)
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and  does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your  throat?
#1703 (283)
<Rapture> i need to hit someone
<Rapture> a guy from work just came online
<Rapture> can we smurf him
#1704 (1029)
<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
#1711 (383)
<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?
#1713 (263)
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much
mexican food
#1716 (102)
<occifer> my penis was fat
<occifer> not to long ago
<occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy
<occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of minutes
#1723 (1493)
<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off
<k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it
* linKnee is afk: PUKING
#1727 (1683)
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
#1728 (1111)
<Jeffwey> i will buy a camoflouged condom so u wont see me coming
#1729 (914)
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??
#1730 (9355)
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
#1731 (1185)
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
<outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq
for an hour after I'd gone
#1732 (408)
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are
the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?
#1733 (106)
<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once
<twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts
<twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved
#1734 (549)
::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.
#1735 (386)
(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :)