#1637 (425)
<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer.  And it's ugly too." -my cs professor
#1639 (697)
<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf.
<acestus> What a sick job.
<acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?"
<acestus> "qmail."
#1640 (1551)
<Inoshiro> Wth
<Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval"
<harb> Er?
<Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?
#1641 (467)
[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to taste it.
#1645 (525)
n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
#1648 (673)
IoStream 14: LOL
IoStream 14: radio
IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"
#1651 (612)
(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age
#1654 (363)
Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass
<JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya
<JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...
#1655 (892)
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.
Mr Brown> ill kill you
<JD> No, I like the way I say it better
#1656 (468)
<JD> AFAIK, Anubis is the only Egyptian god who is often drawn with an
erect penis.
<JD> Really!
DigiGnðme> I thought they all were.
DigiGnðme> Oh no, that's the Kama Sutra.
#1658 (519)
<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?
<kink> yes
<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong
#1659 (419)
<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be
#1660 (7954)
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
#1661 (446)
<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND!
<DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room.
#1663 (948)
<goltrpoat> 'britney spears' is an anagram for 'presbyterians.'
#1667 (526)
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring
#1670 (409)
<kisama> just leave clues as to your modem
<kisama> motive*
#1671 (567)
(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity
#1672 (860)
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player
(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
#1673 (299)
<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego.
#1674 (717)
<SlimZ> i like my pickup line
<SlimZ> "move i need to get a drink"
#1675 (547)
<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed?
<priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh
<priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us
#1676 (432)
<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels?
#1677 (584)
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of
#1678 (857)
<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous
<SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru
<Xlord> sounds like some women I know