#50966 (272)
[4th]Tortu: i've never had a single STD...but i think it's cause you have to have sex to get em
#50967 (333)
<rH-rogue> just cuz there's no bulge because i don
<rH-rogue> 't asdlhfaslhdfasdf
<rH-rogue> damn it
<rH-rogue> i just had premature enterkeyation
#50972 (236)
<Bliss|CS> anyone got a good server
<Threeboy> for webhosting? yeah i do.
<Bliss|CS> free?
<Threeboy> no, i said GOOD.
#50974 (173)
<thetourist> just watched my lotr dvd
<thetourist> :)
<antiuser> nice :D
<thetourist> yea, those 30 extra minutes are awesome
<lech> what do they consist of?
<lech> as if the movie wasnt already long enuff
<thetourist> man, the new scenes add a lot to it
<soap> LIES
<antiuser> :E
<antiuser> OBEY
<soap> 30 minutes of the hobbits masturbating doesn't "add" anything
<thetourist> ok, i'm lying it's all hobbit porn
#50976 (408)
<Ed> I like those upside-down ketchup bottles.
<Ed> They were a long time coming, but still.
<IQpierce> They were mentioned in Revelation, as a sign of the Apocalypse.
<IQpierce> "And yea, the moon shall become as fire, and fall into the sea, and the ketchup bottles, they shall invert themselves, and the winged bears shall pull the arms from the sockets of the faithful, in thy mercy."
<IQpierce> direct quote.
<Ed> They're apocalyptically convenient!
<IQpierce> That's why their slogan for this campaign is "Apocalycious!"
<IQpierce> And inside every cap is a free press-on 666 forehead tattoo!
#50988 (388)
<faR_away-> i won 30 grand
<faR_away-> so i have some $$$$
<Toy-MaCHiNE> did u really
<faR_away-> no i'm just kidding
<Toy-MaCHiNE> you wouldnt be here if u had 30 grand
<faR_away-> i know
<faR_away-> i'd be at mcdonalds
#50989 (276)
<WonderMut> Interesting, if Khan died from the Genesis thingy, and Spock was sent to the planet the Genesis thingy exploded on, how did Spock come back from the dead while Khan didn't?
<halcyon--> jesus
<halcyon--> this is like watching movies with my grandmother
#50993 (116)
icbm: hah
icbm: my entourage is coming over
icbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas presents
icbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators
kuruption: uh
kuruption: you mean your "friends"
kuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets them their weed
#50998 (304)
([rSu]iridium) xenex and I are on the same train of thought today. I want to get off :)
([Ci]XeneX) the train, I hope.
#51005 (166)
<MilitiaX> yo guys, anyone know a music irc server?
<dustin> if only goatse had an ircd with an ascii version in the motd
#51009 (184)
* Sticks whoops for joy
* Sticks cheers insanely
* Sticks parties and dances around the room in a polka-dotted frock whilst screaming with inane joy
<VooDoo> i guess the email server is working now huh?
#51010 (-57)
<ACityBus> brb sleep
#51025 (232)
<ilovebeer> dont hate just cuz i fuked ur gurl
* GBL|DJ_Huxtable thinks......socrates.........can you even get a gurl?
<Socrates> hey yeah... ilovebeer i dont even have a girl.. so how can you fuk her....
<Socrates> gg i win
<Socrates> kinda...
#51027 (704)
[12:42am] <Convinced> darkvibe
<Convinced> what we talked about, i will work on it tomorrow, ok?
<darkvibe> whenever
<darkvibe> no hurry
<darkvibe> and much appreciated
<`rush> oh, way to spark the interest of the ENTIRE FREAKING ROOM.
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> hey `rush, that thing I said about that stuff, I am going to do it the day we planned exactly the way we discussed.
<`rush> [vV]Criminal_Intent: ok, but don't forget to bring that thing that we talked about. make sure it's heated to the temp we decided on. and the panties are the color you mentioned. do you remember the place we converesed about meeting?
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> i remember clearly, I got the panties but dont forget the accesories we discussed or the issues with law enforcment and animal rights
<`rush> ah ah.. right. i'll have to speak with the man who i told you about to clear up the issues we came up with. also, the club drugs i told you about will be X ammount of hours late, where X is equal to the number that we predetermined prior to this conversation.
<`rush> this is getting rediculous.
#51028 (314)
<Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese.
<ZippyOne> oh, that's not me then
<Spooky42> haha
<Spooky42> god..
<Spooky42> its stinks so bad
<Spooky42> sigh
<Spooky42> i WAS eating.. now im not and cant breathe
<ZippyOne> got some air freshener?
<DarkPhan> <Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese. <-- uhm... just how do you know what that smells like?
<Spooky42> lets just say i have an unpopular scratch and sniff book
<Spooky42> and dont ask why i scrathed the 'sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese' sticker.
<ZippyOne> you were tired, and it was next to strawberry
<Spooky42> across the page from runny baby poop
#51033 (261)
<autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story?
<autistk> riiiiight
<autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation
<autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?
#51038 (183)
<Really_Stoned> why is it when you buy a new hd and they tell you, that you can never fell the sob up in about 2 weeks your deleting stuff on it just to make space
<zvxrfpu> because data expands to fit the space available.
<dfwdaddy> so do warez and porn.
<dfwdaddy> you didn't make your requirements clear to the salesperson, clearly.
<Really_Stoned> i actually dont have any porn on any of my computers now cause it takes up to much space
<dfwdaddy> when you walked into compusa and said 'where are your harddrivez' he didn't really hear the Z
#51041 (240)
* drdink ponders getting his dad the Magellan Meridian Gold GPS
* drwiii watches irony strike as it gets lost in the mail.
#51045 (48)
<nix-> -17/30- <intrinsic> We can't talk anymore, okay?
<nix-> -17/31- <intrinsic> Because of certain circumstances.
<nix-> -17/31- <nix-> Which are?
<nix-> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
<Jon-> wtf?
<Jon-> she has problems?
<nix-> ermm
<nix-> interesting
<Jon-> shes prolly a guy and now he feels guilty
#51052 (446)
<@LinkinEp> brb
<@LinkinEp> in 15
<@motherb|tch> dont come back
<@motherb|tch> itz all good
<@kmad> ,lol
<@motherb|tch> peace
<@kmad> hes masturbating
<@LinkinEp> evil
<@kmad> u said brb
<@kmad> go brb
<@motherb|tch> thats right
<@LinkinEp> i dont need to go
<@LinkinEp> my bro is handling it
#51054 (18)
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<[VsE]GaZ> Oh fucken somethign smeels good Brb
<[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a shit under the couch
#51057 (963)
Geo: You know, I would be a straight A college student if it weren't the the internet.
Chronologist: for the internet, you mean.
Geo: ..
Geo: SEE?!
Geo: IT'S EVEN TAKING MY ABILITY TO CONVERSATE PROPERLY!!!!
Geo: ...
Geo: AWAY
Hidoshi: ...Converse.
Hidoshi: Conversate isn't a word.
Geo: ...
Geo: Fuck.
#51063 (217)
* Dogstar was told tonight that if he wore slacks and a button up dress shirrt he'd look exactly like he worked at a software development company. Except he doesn't know a word of code.
<Nimduin>  Wow, you're unattractive.  Congratulations.
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<Kazz> ROJO!
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<Kazz> ROJO!
* Kazz bobs.
<ROJO> KAZZ!
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<Kazz> ROJO!
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<Kazz> Ro... jo....