#50892 (573)
<bionicfen> OK I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE CATHOLIC
<Sak> BW - Do everything you do now, except feel guilty about it.
#50896 (-3)
<Hammer> im pretty good at typing with one hand
#50906 (39)
<Coult> im 65 years old
<Coult> and I still get more pussy than you
<Daishi> 11 y/o girls who you tricked with candy dont count
<Aamperix> I know.
<Aamperix> I feel bad for you.
<Aamperix> Hey little girl, want a Butterfinger? I have a nice Bitesize butterfinger...want one?
#50909 (29)
<dlewis> anyone want to buy an iPAQ H3670?
<RichiH> not really
<RichiH> it has windows on it, after all :)
<dlewis> you can install linux on it.
<RichiH> hmm, right
<RichiH> but it will still be a compaq :)
#50915 (175)
<CitizenErazed> I dunno, there are other, better things to do while you're in bed
<tomjone5> like play chess. always does it for me, anyway
<CitizenErazed> so THAT'S what you and Jen spend all your time doing, matt?
<tomjone5> yup, I can keep going for hours at a time
<tomjone5> but have you even thought of the positions you can play in? gets me all tingly just thinking about it
<CitizenErazed> tantric chess books, then?
<tomjone5> I'm still writing the kama chess, expect to see it in 'special' bookshops next month
#50916 (261)
<@Gallahan> Anyone know the geographic distribution for AOL proxies?
<@abombpk> hell?
<@Lyle> thats an understatement
#50921 (181)
<Slartibartfast_> pr0n is incredibly boring.
<Slartibartfast_> You can only look at so many goats before you start to get tired of it.
<Sn0w> Slartibartfast_: I have a patern. Change a fetish every month
#50922 (273)
<cinnabar> tv rots the mind, destroys the imagination, promotes obsesity, and encourages commercialism.
<jazzstepa> its the american way
#50925 (338)
[ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test
[ Genia4 ] i want u to do it
**Approximately 8 Minutes Later**
[ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/
[ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url?
[ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST?
#50926 (197)
[ @DrZaius44 ] i miss anything?
[ +CpuMan2001 ] !seen anything
[ @Drunkfux ] CpuMan2001, anything was not found in the database.
[ +CpuMan2001 ] apparantly not
#50927 (888)
[ @Kruegel ] CharCoal69 what version of mIRC do you have?
***Approximately 18 Minutes Later***
[ +CharCoal69 ] NINETY
[ +Hammer[pth] ] haha, I don't know what was funnier
[ +Hammer[pth] ] the latency of the reply, or the reply itself
#50930 (527)
[ @Hammer ] Okay, I was going to have some Count Chocula, so I started pouring a bowl. But then I ran out before I filled the bowl, so I just filled the rest with Cocoa Pebbles cause that was the only other cereal we had. So I open the fridge, and we have no milk, only chocolate milk. So yeah, I consumed about 5 years worth of chocolate intake in that one meal.
#50932 (392)
*** Joins: Canadianpirate (java@=YEpe33-53-450-851.om.om.cox.net)
<@Oshi> Eyarrr, eh?
#50938 (266)
<RichiH> you could always use netbsd if you want maximum security
<RichiH> ppl are gonna nmap you and see that it is a netbsd box
<RichiH> so they will think "that's a propped-up toaster anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe
#50940 (120)
<Sn1p3r> Transferred 75 files totaling 3.41 GB in 01:20:20 (751.53 KBps)
<Sn1p3r> man, thats a lot of shit
<[Piratez]> be sure to flush
<[Piratez]> get a plunger while ur at it, i doubt 3.41gb will go down in one flush
#50941 (94)
* nick > Stalkaout is now known as Stalkachu
<@Miz> and where have you been?
<@Cheez> considering hes at university hes probably been out drinking / getting stoned / getting laid
<@Miz> considering its Stalkeh i'd wager not
<@Cheez> LOL
#50944 (336)
<@Netwizard> Osamas dead
<@Burned> perhaps
<@Burned> i just dont want osama to keep releasing albums like tupac
#50946 (494)
<yuethomas> so I'm not a psychopath. Boohoo.
<Dom> Well, psychopath doesn't mean murderer or killer
<Dom> They're just more likely to
<Dom> They tend to appear very intelligent, only their vocabulary is very extensive, but if you are intelligible about the topic they're discussing you will usually find it has no real substance.
<Dom> Just lots of misused or illogical jargon
<yuethomas> Case in point. o_o
<yuethomas> and cliches, i'm sure
<Dom> Yep
<Dom> And they drift from topic to topic very easily
<yuethomas> speaking of the weather
<Dom> :D
<Dom> Thanks, I brushed it this morning
<yuethomas> Did it grow?
<Dom> And how
<yuethomas> I know eh
<Dom> I'll have to paint it one day
<yuethomas> Use some duct tape too
<Dom> and hotpants
#50949 (86)
<Westy> not enough porn chans if you ask me  ;(tv channels)
<atdt> there's like 6 or 7 of them
<Westy> none here... unless you pay extra
<atdt> well, yeah. you've got to order them
<Westy> bah
<Westy> should be thrown in with the family packs
<atdt> heh
#50951 (362)
<knif> i remember when my cousin had a house with aluminum wiring, when it rained you could open the garage by turning on the stove
#50954 (767)
tom: guys
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tom: butb myb spaceb keyb keeps bputtingb ab spaceb andb then bab
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tom: whatb theb fuck
Cube: rofl
Cube: thta's really funny
tom: MAKEB ITB FUCKINGB STOP
tom: ohb heyb I bfoundb theb problem
tom: there bisb something bbetweenb theb  bandb spaceb keys
#50959 (114)
<bCc> Here are my Desperate Attempts To Get Rid Of AOL
<bCc> 1) I hired and exorcist to get rid of AOL on my computer. It failed to work.
<bCc> 2) I also buried CD's In holy water, the holy water evaporated but the CDs survived and now glow red...
<bCc> 3) I pissed on my AOL CD's and returned them to AOL...They sent me a thank you note for the cologne
<toc-> haha
#50962 (424)
<Frosted_Frank> hey does anyone in here know how to get info on people via email addresses?
<Enossel> email them and ask them
<Frosted_Frank> oh, thx
#50963 (169)
The_Loser_: Lol. 2 Ads just came on TV. The first one shows a cowboy guy telling me how I can find all my holiday gifts for everyone at "Tractor Supply." and then at the end he says "Hope y'all have a good christmas." and after that, an Ad for the flea market came on. - Thank you for the brutal reminder that I'm in a Southern State. *puke*
#50965 (-88)
*The_Loser_ I'm sorry, lol, but it's just my opinion that the rest of Canada does nothing but make Quebec look bad. Canada sucks. Quebec is cool.