#50784 (126)
<@toad-> I am 0x1E2303BB Seconds old. (5.103407 * ln(-[ln(lim[z->0] (1+1/z)^z)])*sqrt(-[sin^2(x) + cos^2(x)])*(-[cosh(y)*sqrt(1-tanh^2(y))) years old) (My next birthday is in 51wks 26mins 45secs)
#50787 (169)
nonickprovided: do you at least have a pic?
p_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise me to buy a cam this x-mas...
nonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing in my head
nonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like
p_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman...
nonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay guy
#50793 (572)
<EdiblePig> hey i got a story for y'all.
<EdiblePig> At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to protect the stupid.
<EdiblePig> this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck me for doing so.
<EdiblePig> i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign.
<EdiblePig> everyone replies, 'you are sick'
<EdiblePig> then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down in a flash.
<EdiblePig> but i went and watched the chamber of secrets today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty.
*EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon
<EdiblePig> fuck
#50800 (477)
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#50804 (254)
<SteamedHams> heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
#50809 (352)
#natfans on GamesNET, 01 December 2002
<dzee> want to try again sara
<sara_sig> no
<sara_sig> gay thing
<sara_sig> too pissed off with it
<dzee> why does it crash?
<sara_sig> .
<sara_sig> ^ see that?
<sara_sig> That is a concentrated ball of rage
<sara_sig> Refined hatred poured into one small dot
<sara_sig> "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that
<sara_sig> I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it
<sara_sig> It goes way beyond that
#50811 (357)
<KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm> have you ever thought what it would be like masturbating while in a teletubby outfit?
<Fr00ggyzor> Which teletubby?
#50812 (680)
<SickHumour> Thank Microsoft for allowing 242423 character names on MSN Messenger.
<SickHumour> <I ATE CRAYONS WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS AND THE BLUE ONES TASTE NICER> helo
#50818 (344)
<Amber> Hey would you ever date a girl who was ugly as hell but rich?
<crunchyfish> Would you?
<MechaMrEd> Why, are you rich?
#50824 (1079)
jim: :D
jim: http://www.bash.org/?random1
jim: top one :D
#50827 (372)
* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants.
<FLB> ...
<Ouroboros> Well.
<Ouroboros> I mean.
<Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right?
<FLB> Yeah! Of course!
<FLB> That's what you meant
<Ouroboros> Yes.
<Ouroboros> It is.
<FLB> Umm.
<FLB> You can keep that pair.
<FLB> They're on the house.
<Ouroboros> KTHX
#50833 (168)
<Gonkster> when i worked for stagecoach, lass sat on periscope, no knicks on
<Gonkster> ffs, i nearly knocked down a building lol
<Gonkster> just saw this beaver winkin at me down periscope lol
#50838 (380)
<indefactorX> WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\
<LoneJackal> dunno
<LoneJackal> maybe because you used caps like you just did here, in a repetitive manner?
<indefactorX> shut up
<LoneJackal> or aggressive language
#50839 (599)
(@icono) what is it your mad at?
(NecroMort) women
(@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you
(NecroMort) same thing ;)
#50841 (312)
*** Jagged changes topic to 'haiku is like sex / except there is less penis / and no sticky mess'
#50850 (394)
<jesdynf> That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my email, with "PayDirect" or something.
<jesdynf> Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.
#50852 (546)
<Matt> What shape is a gamecube?
#50869 (100)
<Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K
#50871 (95)
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] what was i going to say
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] oh yeah
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] im the best at blowing
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] shit
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] blowing bubbles***
[ jamao ] lol
#50872 (4)
<[1RB]sika> once you fuck a ham it will change your life forever
<Lee> Really? I found Turkeys to be the best fucks
<[1RB]sika> but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle already cut
<Lee> I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that act perfectly for handles
<[1RB]sika> balogna is good too
<[1RB]sika> and when you're done jacking off with it you can call your pets to clean up the mess
#50873 (201)
Christian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is the better suicide option ?
Mouce: ME
True|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide
kronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect
#50877 (117)
<Juridian> 'You have reached the 1-800-HACKERS tech support line, all of our operators are currently busy.  Please leave your IP, username and password at the beep and we'll get right back to you....'  *beeeeeep*
* The-Rev is calling 1-800-HACKERS
<The-Rev> brb
<The-Rev> Bet its some sort of adult line
#50884 (327)
<TSU> want a penis butter and jelly sandwich Cross? :o
<CrossAlkaid> Sure.
<CrossAlkaid> Oh wait.
#50887 (472)
<rootd> Got my room down to about 35-40% fragmented... much better than the 70-80% earlier
<Jeian> you defragmented your room?
<rootd> yea
<Jeian> too much computer for you... :]
#50891 (13658)
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^