#51066 (216)
<StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n
<StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your sister?
* StalkerofurSoul shivers
<Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..
#51083 (1600)
<Duck> Gullible isn't in the dictionary
<Fred> Yeah it is dumbass.
<Fred> gul•li•ble - adj. ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (gl-bl)
<Fred> Easily deceived or duped.
<Fred> ...
<Fred> god dammit...
<Duck> lol
#51084 (970)
<Rivorus> my dad actually called the other day, and he goes "You want to talk to mom" so I say "yeah" and then I hear him shout "Gina, you wanna talk to your son" and I hear her in the back say  "I'm watching TV right now, I'll talk to him at Christmas" and my dad's like "She's... in the shower"
#51085 (148)
<WTM2K> Sub: ========( )
<WTM2K> Here's a spoon...
<WTM2K> now EAT MY ASS.
#51089 (343)
<dakonis> i think you should have to pass a test to be able to use a keyboard with a capslock key
#51092 (839)
<wabba> If u want a fight we better take this to #outside
#51094 (119)
<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes
<Epesh> Kae: make them up!
* l_oke hands kae a unicode character
<Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations
* Kae pads with 0's
#51099 (-30)
<Rain-Movie> where is the hosts file.
<Manaz> Depend which OS
<Rain-Movie> win2k
<Rain-Movie> i must edit it
<Rain-Movie> to block gey flash ads.
<Manaz> C:winntsystem32driversetc I think
<Rain-Movie> taking up HALF MY PAGE.
<DrillSGT> curse the adds
<Manaz> adds - you're cursing mathematics?
#51101 (84)
dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
#51104 (113)
<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;)
<Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap?
<CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass?
<Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.
#51106 (865)
<+||smallville||> im from philippines
<+||smallville||> nice 2 meet u
<+[El_Diablo]> fuckin israel
<+||smallville||> huh?
<+||smallville||> israel?
<+[El_Diablo]> ye
<+kiwiman> That's Palestine, not the Philippines, dumbfuck.
#51107 (498)
<EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot prove it, its a matter of faith
<EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you speak are not lies passed down from your fathers
<EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything written is truth
*** Quits: JESUS`Son (~LightHope@200.241.97.179) (Ping timeout)
<EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer?
<EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin
<EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on /. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!
#51113 (210)
<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in a combo "party pack"
#51127 (573)
insaneFlash: man
insaneFlash: finals are taring me an ass
dogz: ah
dogz: man
dogz: are they gziping it as well?
#51128 (310)
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<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ?
<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might
<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ass holes, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother fucker.
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<DN-Mark> touch and taste are basically the same
<Jude> Please... I dare you to go squeeze a donut in your fist until you can feel how sugary and sweet it is.
#51139 (129)
<@Bedwood> Btw, I am free to use my right hand to write with again!
#51146 (463)
<hafree> then there's all my friends
<hafree> that for some reason think "jewish" is a nationality
<hafree> yes, i come from jewland
#51149 (287)
<captain_ben> i hate fucking addons
<Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then.
<Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.
#51152 (170)
<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh"
<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
#51157 (227)
<_emma_> Wee. I scanned it!
<captain_ben> you scanned your WEE!??!!
#51163 (273)
<Korbel> hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today
<[X]odus> wow
<Korbel> wow what?
#51164 (78)
<flawed> snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
#51169 (324)
<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz
<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck !
*** Thraf sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-212-59-30-231.takas.lt
<+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to decifer his message.
<@Thraf> tell him to return
<+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war against the USA and the UK.
<@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely
#51170 (178)
<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its fun til someone sees you